Chapter 6: `cool school`
Pan's POV:
As my alarm clock rang, I groaned. I guess, Grandpa and Grandma were just joking, they have to be, or else my life is ruined. Maybe Grandpa won't make a big deal and pretend I'm not there. Who am I kidding? I can see it now, my Dad will say that I'm grounded my Mom will say that she's disappointed in me all because Grandpa couldn't keep his big mouth shut. Even if I make him promise not to tell my parents he'll probably forget and tell them anyway.
As I looked in my wardrobe I sighed. I have nothing to wear, my boyfriend wants me to wear revealing clothes, but how can I when the most revealing clothing I have is the nightgown I'm wearing right now? What Liana said was true but I wonder if Liana's advice actually works? I barely know but I feel I like I've known her for all of my life. I guess my old look will have to do for now, I wonder what Liana and Trunks did after they finished their work? They probably talked or played a board game, but when we got outside, Trunks seemed different somehow, why do I even care? Now onto a even more important subject like, how the hell I'm going to be able make out with my boyfriend, look after Grandpa without him knowing I have a boyfriend, look cool and do the homework I was supposed to be last night all at the same time?
"Are you ready yet?" asked my Mom who was downstairs making breakfast. The smell of burnt toast with jam and fried eggs started wafting towards my room. I immediately closed the door I didn't want those fatty food smells on my clothes.
Goku's POV:
"Get up you're going to be late for school," my wife yelled and then she started shaking me so hard I nearly fell out of bed. I moaned and I was so cranky this morning I tried to hit her but missed. "Rise and shine you're going to be late for school." Boy, I never thought she'd ever tell me that, but then again I never thought that I'd be a boy again so you never know. I went downstairs after I got washed and dressed; oh boy this is going to be a lllllloooooonnnnnngggggg day.
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There was still 10 minutes left until school started, there was still enough time for Pan to tell Goku to never come near her all day, make out with her boyfriend for 2 minutes and do her homework, if she was fast. Too late, Jake had already spotted her, "Come here," he said, breathing deeply on Pan's neck, and then he started to kiss her all over her neck.
"Jake," Pan said pushing him gently away, "not yet, besides I've got homework to do, you know the lot that you made me neglect by making me go to the movies with you after I got back from my parents' friends' house."
Jake crossed his arms and his very sexy smile vanished and was replaced with an absolutely childish frown, "I'm sorry," she apologized, "I promise I'll make it up to you, I'll do anything."
"Anything?" repeated Jake and a cheeky smile grew across is face which usually meant `I'm going to make you do something that's illegal. `
"Yes, I'll tell you what I'll give you one more kiss then you must promise that you'll let me finish my homework before we go out on dates, promise?"
He nodded and kissed her gently on the lips; unfortunately for Pan at worst possible time Goku had to come through the doors and see them snogging each other silly. Goku however, forgetting that Pan was a ΒΌ Saiyan ran as fast as he could and then punched Jake in the gut. "Aaahhhhhhhh!" Jake screamed at as loud as his lungs would let him.
"Goku, how dare you punch Jake?" told off Pan.
"I thought he was going to hurt or even rape you," protested Goku, "at least look at me when I'm talking to you."
"We were just cuddling," said Pan while she was turning around.
"With your lips," said Goku.
"Ok, we were kissing, but that's still no reason to hit him," said Pan while she was standing up comforting Jake, "whoa, Goku, you've grown."
Goku had definitely grown, now instead of him being 2 inches smaller than Pan; he was 2 inches taller than Pan. "Listen up Pan, I'm sorry I beat up your boyfriend, I won't tell your parents. Is there anyway I could make it up."
"Yeah, stay out of my life," then Pan walked off, taking Jake to the nurse.
~Lunchtime~
*Where to sit? * Goku thought, *Pan's over there, maybe I could sit with her? Oh wait, I can't, perhaps I could sit with the people in my class? But there's 89 of them, it'll be impossible to sit with all them. I sometimes wish Chichi would just come over here and rescue me from this horrible place, but she's the reason why I'm here. Shit, no spare tables.*
"Over here," said a girl with short brown hair and huge eyes (think of the Powerpuff Girls' eyes,) who was giggling.
Uh, ok," he said.
"You know," said the girl, "the dance is coming really soon and if you haven't got a date, what I'm trying to say is that will you go with me to the dance?"
*Yikes, I can't do that; Chichi would murder me by starving me to death or using her feared frying pan. Besides I'm way too old for her and I can hardly remember how to dance.* He thought, "I'm sorry I don't know when the dance is and I probably won't be able to go."
"Why not?"
"Because errr. I have a really strict Mom, she'd accuse me of leaving her and not loving her anymore if I went to dance with a date," he explained, *at least some of it's truthful.*
"Ok," said the girl uneasily, "whoa, how much food do you bring to school?"
"Enough to satisfy my hunger."
"Ok I'll see you later then," she said quickly standing up and leaving the table.
~Meanwhile~
"Is that all you're going to eat Pan?" asked Dandy, a girl with long coal black hair who was Pan's friend.
"Yeah, she's eating that much," said Dave flicking his blonde hair out of his face.
"I'm not hungry," said Pan.
"You never are," said Dandy.
"Are you still smoking, Dandy?" asked Pan.
"You know it."
"And drugs?" asked Jake.
"No, I quit that while I was ahead."
"Why don't you do the same with fags?" asked Pan.
"Have you even tried one, Pan?" asked Dandy, "trust they're really nice." So Dandy lit a cigarette and handed it over to Pan, Pan took one puff and then her eyes started getting bloodshot and then they started to bulge out of their sockets. Then Pan wanted to scream at the top of her lungs, "Yuck that's gross!" but when she tried no sound came out.
~A bit later at the nurse's office~
"In all of my 23 years of working as a nurse I have never seen a reaction to being near smoke as weird as I have today."
"Yeah, well, Pan's one in a million," said Jake.
"Thanks Jake, for everything," said Pan.
"Pan, someone is here to see you," said the nurse.
It was Goku, "I'm sorry Pan," he said, "friends?"
"Oh, ok" said Pan, "friends."
Pan's POV:
As my alarm clock rang, I groaned. I guess, Grandpa and Grandma were just joking, they have to be, or else my life is ruined. Maybe Grandpa won't make a big deal and pretend I'm not there. Who am I kidding? I can see it now, my Dad will say that I'm grounded my Mom will say that she's disappointed in me all because Grandpa couldn't keep his big mouth shut. Even if I make him promise not to tell my parents he'll probably forget and tell them anyway.
As I looked in my wardrobe I sighed. I have nothing to wear, my boyfriend wants me to wear revealing clothes, but how can I when the most revealing clothing I have is the nightgown I'm wearing right now? What Liana said was true but I wonder if Liana's advice actually works? I barely know but I feel I like I've known her for all of my life. I guess my old look will have to do for now, I wonder what Liana and Trunks did after they finished their work? They probably talked or played a board game, but when we got outside, Trunks seemed different somehow, why do I even care? Now onto a even more important subject like, how the hell I'm going to be able make out with my boyfriend, look after Grandpa without him knowing I have a boyfriend, look cool and do the homework I was supposed to be last night all at the same time?
"Are you ready yet?" asked my Mom who was downstairs making breakfast. The smell of burnt toast with jam and fried eggs started wafting towards my room. I immediately closed the door I didn't want those fatty food smells on my clothes.
Goku's POV:
"Get up you're going to be late for school," my wife yelled and then she started shaking me so hard I nearly fell out of bed. I moaned and I was so cranky this morning I tried to hit her but missed. "Rise and shine you're going to be late for school." Boy, I never thought she'd ever tell me that, but then again I never thought that I'd be a boy again so you never know. I went downstairs after I got washed and dressed; oh boy this is going to be a lllllloooooonnnnnngggggg day.
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There was still 10 minutes left until school started, there was still enough time for Pan to tell Goku to never come near her all day, make out with her boyfriend for 2 minutes and do her homework, if she was fast. Too late, Jake had already spotted her, "Come here," he said, breathing deeply on Pan's neck, and then he started to kiss her all over her neck.
"Jake," Pan said pushing him gently away, "not yet, besides I've got homework to do, you know the lot that you made me neglect by making me go to the movies with you after I got back from my parents' friends' house."
Jake crossed his arms and his very sexy smile vanished and was replaced with an absolutely childish frown, "I'm sorry," she apologized, "I promise I'll make it up to you, I'll do anything."
"Anything?" repeated Jake and a cheeky smile grew across is face which usually meant `I'm going to make you do something that's illegal. `
"Yes, I'll tell you what I'll give you one more kiss then you must promise that you'll let me finish my homework before we go out on dates, promise?"
He nodded and kissed her gently on the lips; unfortunately for Pan at worst possible time Goku had to come through the doors and see them snogging each other silly. Goku however, forgetting that Pan was a ΒΌ Saiyan ran as fast as he could and then punched Jake in the gut. "Aaahhhhhhhh!" Jake screamed at as loud as his lungs would let him.
"Goku, how dare you punch Jake?" told off Pan.
"I thought he was going to hurt or even rape you," protested Goku, "at least look at me when I'm talking to you."
"We were just cuddling," said Pan while she was turning around.
"With your lips," said Goku.
"Ok, we were kissing, but that's still no reason to hit him," said Pan while she was standing up comforting Jake, "whoa, Goku, you've grown."
Goku had definitely grown, now instead of him being 2 inches smaller than Pan; he was 2 inches taller than Pan. "Listen up Pan, I'm sorry I beat up your boyfriend, I won't tell your parents. Is there anyway I could make it up."
"Yeah, stay out of my life," then Pan walked off, taking Jake to the nurse.
~Lunchtime~
*Where to sit? * Goku thought, *Pan's over there, maybe I could sit with her? Oh wait, I can't, perhaps I could sit with the people in my class? But there's 89 of them, it'll be impossible to sit with all them. I sometimes wish Chichi would just come over here and rescue me from this horrible place, but she's the reason why I'm here. Shit, no spare tables.*
"Over here," said a girl with short brown hair and huge eyes (think of the Powerpuff Girls' eyes,) who was giggling.
Uh, ok," he said.
"You know," said the girl, "the dance is coming really soon and if you haven't got a date, what I'm trying to say is that will you go with me to the dance?"
*Yikes, I can't do that; Chichi would murder me by starving me to death or using her feared frying pan. Besides I'm way too old for her and I can hardly remember how to dance.* He thought, "I'm sorry I don't know when the dance is and I probably won't be able to go."
"Why not?"
"Because errr. I have a really strict Mom, she'd accuse me of leaving her and not loving her anymore if I went to dance with a date," he explained, *at least some of it's truthful.*
"Ok," said the girl uneasily, "whoa, how much food do you bring to school?"
"Enough to satisfy my hunger."
"Ok I'll see you later then," she said quickly standing up and leaving the table.
~Meanwhile~
"Is that all you're going to eat Pan?" asked Dandy, a girl with long coal black hair who was Pan's friend.
"Yeah, she's eating that much," said Dave flicking his blonde hair out of his face.
"I'm not hungry," said Pan.
"You never are," said Dandy.
"Are you still smoking, Dandy?" asked Pan.
"You know it."
"And drugs?" asked Jake.
"No, I quit that while I was ahead."
"Why don't you do the same with fags?" asked Pan.
"Have you even tried one, Pan?" asked Dandy, "trust they're really nice." So Dandy lit a cigarette and handed it over to Pan, Pan took one puff and then her eyes started getting bloodshot and then they started to bulge out of their sockets. Then Pan wanted to scream at the top of her lungs, "Yuck that's gross!" but when she tried no sound came out.
~A bit later at the nurse's office~
"In all of my 23 years of working as a nurse I have never seen a reaction to being near smoke as weird as I have today."
"Yeah, well, Pan's one in a million," said Jake.
"Thanks Jake, for everything," said Pan.
"Pan, someone is here to see you," said the nurse.
It was Goku, "I'm sorry Pan," he said, "friends?"
"Oh, ok" said Pan, "friends."