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Author's note: Hi all! This is a silly little fic that popped into my head and I decided to write it down… please read and review! ;)
Harry Potter – The Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, on a school far, far away, there lived a boy called Harry Potter. But he wasn't a normal boy; he had magical powers and the school he went to was a magic school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He also had survived the Dark Lord, You-Know-Who, popularly called "Voldemort" by Harry and the other ones who did not fear to call his name (Harry's best friend Ron feared his name, so he called him "You-Know-Who"). Harry was sorted into the house for the brave at this magic school; Gryffindor. He was a very popular boy, though he wasn't really that good-looking: he had jet-black, messy hair which only existed in a mother's nightmare; he had round glasses; he was skinny, and had bony hands and legs; he had bright, bright emerald green eyes (he had got them from his mother); and on his forehead he had a red scar shaped like a lightning-bolt. He had got this scar from You-Know-Who (Voldemort). Harry Potter was almost Godric Gryffindor himself, brave and noble and all that.
In the Astronomy tower in this school, a fair young lady called Hermione Granger was captured by the evil boy from Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Hermione didn't look like a rabbit anymore, since she had made Madame Pomfrey, the school nurse, make her teeth smaller when Draco Malfoy had made her teeth larger than they already were with a spell (Densaugeo). So, Hermione Granger was a very pretty girl, with large brown eyes and matching brown, wavy hair. Draco Malfoy had captured her in the Astronomy tower because he wanted to marry her, and he had guarded it with three of Hagrid's Blast-Ended Skrewts. At the moment, Draco was out gathering guests for his wedding, because he didn't have many friends. That's why he had to make some new ones. He left the Astronomy tower unprotected (well not completely, since the Skrewts were there) and went to the fearful ride of becoming friends with Hufflepuffs (isn't it bad? Well Draco was desperate and he wanted a BIG wedding and then Slytherin isn't enough).
In the Gryffindor Common Room, Harry had wondered for a long time where his good friend Hermione Granger had been, but now he had heard from some ladies, Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown, that she was captured by the evil Draco Malfoy. When Harry heard this, he got furious.
"That bastard!" he exclaimed. "I shall go and rescue Hermione from him, and after that I shall take her as my wife, whether she likes me or not!" He told all this to his best friend, Ronald Weasley, also known as The Weasel or just Ron. After he had said all that, he grabbed his broom, a Firebolt, and went on the long and fearful ride to the Astronomy tower.
In the Astronomy tower, Hermione Granger was sitting on the bed in the raw room she was given. She looked out of the window all the time to see if anyone were going to rescue her, but she only saw the Skrewts guarding her. A single tear rolled down Hermione's slightly red cheek, followed by a stream of bitter tears. She sobbed loudly. She didn't care, because no-one could hear her anyway. But then she suddenly heard a voice, shouting;
"Do not be afraid, Hermione, for I have come to save you- uh oh, SKREWTS!? Damn you, Hagrid – OW!" Hermione watched and listened to his battle out of the window, watched as he took out his sword (yes, he did have a sword) and sliced off the Skrewts' heads (I'm assuming they have heads as well). It made Hermione think of lobsters. Soon, she saw him fly up to her, through the window. His face was cloaked by a dark black hood, so she couldn't see who it was.
"Hop on, beautiful!" The stranger held out his hand for Hermione, and Hermione walked onto the broomstick.
"This looks a little un safe…" Hermione grabbed the stranger's waist and shut her eyes.
"Don't be afraid," the stranger said. "I'm on my house's Quidditch team."
"Really?" Hermione said. She felt a little bit safer now, relaxed and loosened her grip on his waist.
"Uh huh," the stranger nodded but Hermione couldn't see, as her eyes remained shut.
Finally, they got to the ground. The mysterious stranger hopped off his broom and took Hermione's hand, helping her getting off. As Hermione's foot touched the grass, her face cracked into a large smile.
"Thank you so much," she said, and then remembered she didn't know who this man was. "Who are you?" she asked curiously and looked the stranger in the eye. The stranger took his hood off, shook his hair out of his eyes, and…
"Ron!" Hermione squealed. Ron's ears went pink.
"Y- Yeah," Ron said. "I understand if you're a little disappointed right now…" Now the pink spread to Ron's face as well. But Hermione shook her head, and then she threw herself into Ron's arms. Ron hugged her back awkwardly.
"You saved me!" Hermione said. She released her arms from him, looking into his clear blue eyes. She moved closer, and they lips met in a soft kiss…
"Darn!" Harry Potter said. He'd been watching it all from behind a bush. He held onto his broomstick and glared at Ron and Hermione kissing.
"I'd say the same thing," Harry heard a voice say from behind him.
"Malfoy?" Harry said, "What are you doing here?"
"Just to check if no-one had gone to try and save my love." Malfoy sighed. "But I guess I was too late. Maybe I can boil the Skrewts and eat them for dinner tomorrow or something."
"Aw, don't look at it like that," Harry said and patted Malfoy's back. "Anyways… you want to go for a coffee?"
"I don't like coffee." Malfoy shrugged.
"Neither do I…" Harry smirked, and Malfoy raised his eyebrows. "May I?" Harry held out his arm for Malfoy, and then they walked into the sunset together.
Author's note: silly huh? But you like happy endings right? I do… please review! Cya!