Katsuharu: Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

Angry Mob: Get back here!!

Katsu: *Immolates* [Transforms into Oni-Katsu]

Oni-Katsu: DIE! FOOLISH KNAVES! *Toasts Mob* HAHAHA!!!! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE ALMIGHTY ONI-KATSUHARU!!! HAHAHAHAHA *Cough* *Cough* Ow… [Changes back]

Katsu: *sighs* … Luckily that was what was left of the mob at Yoshimi's place… *Read his fic, Weyard Weekly, to understand that one*.

Jenna: *dressed in a suit with a pair of reading glasses on* Miyoku-San, Celestius-Sama will see you now.

Katsu: Jenna? What in Weyard are you doing?

Jenna: *shrugs*

Katsu: *sighs* Which one?

Jenna: *Goes starry eyed* Solaris!

Katsu: *Walks from Studio to Solaris's apartment* Yea- *Thwap!*

Solaris: *Cracking knuckles* you got Akiko on my case about your method of advertising!

Katsu:  *mumbling* Baka…

Katsu: We haven't updated in a while thanks to Lunaris, Miss "I gotta flip off everyone who cuts me off" we got into a car accident and we had to deal with the aftershocks of that, and then my computer wipes due to the Viruses we got due to the lack of spam blockers thanks to bigmailbox.net… its been hectic but we will try to update every two or so nights until we're caught up.

ANNOUNCEMENT!!

We are hosting a Birthday Party-fic for Solaris and Lunaris! *They're twins* And any author who has

Written a Half Decent Fic Is a Member of FF.net Gives any form of a good description

Characters from Golden sun, Final fantasy tactics advance, Zelda, Sonic the hedgehog, Random muses, and an appearance by Solaris and Lunaris's former muse, Renamon! There will be a show by Darmani, Mikau, Deku Link, and Link from Majora's Mask! And many authors whose invites Lunaris accepts will be in the fic in a Positive way (Unless otherwise stated by the author in question).

This is also a universal invitation for qualifying authors and remember, the more info on how you want to be presented, the larger of a part you get! DO NOT LEAVE YOUR INVITATION REPLY IN A REVIEW! E-MAIL ME! At:

Solaris_Celestius@yahoo.com

I'm tired of playing secretary… it will still be accepted if you email it to me but I don't like replying to 3 emails an hour and the running the info to Solaris then Solaris makes me reply to them… I have this fic to write dammit!

Submit Before 10/21/03

Disclaimer: Katsuharu, Solaris and Lunaris Do not own Golden Sun. and if you believe we do you're a Jack--

Katsu: *Interrupting* On with the fic!!!

And Sirius quickly ran in front of the blade and clashed into it with his twin Blades of Megaera. The other two slashed either side of him causing him to fall with two gashes on either side of his tunic. Behind the two men and a woman stood young Mia, the gifted girl of Imil. That was all it took for Alex to grab one of the Blades of Megaera as Alex started to glow a light blue. His eyes turned a glowing sky blue and he went into a rage fueled by the light amounts of power emanating from the Mercury Lighthouse.

"Ill Make you wish you had never been born!" he yelled as he sped off towards one of the men and made an attempt to swing. He missed, and the blade's weight swung back towards his head, knocking him out…

He awoke in Imil with Mia, Alex's Mother, and Sirius next to his bedside.

           "By Iris I have a headache…" Alex groaned. "…Ugh…"

           "Stay still…" Alex's mother said as she cast Ply.

           "Foolish child… you shouldn't have swung that sword…" Sirius said with a warm smile "you'll be okay kid, just don't go swinging any more swords okay?" he chuckled as he ruffled his hair

           "*Mumbling*…"

           "Huh?" Sirius said, confused

           "Don't… *Trails off into Mumbling*"

           "Speak up child, Mr. Sirius here can't hear you," his mother scolded "Don't Mumble."

           "Don't touch my hair!" Alex yelled and then pouted.

           "Sor-ry Mr. Sensitive!" Sirius Laughed,

           "There. All done." His mother said as she finished healing him

           "Sirius, are you okay?" Alex said indicating towards the bandages.

           Sirius Nodded and said "Just a nick or two, I'm fine."

           "Just a nick or two?!? I had to pull you from near death and you call that a nick or two!?!" Alex's Mother yelled at Sirius. "Pbhhht… Nick or two…*trails off…*

           He put his hand behind his head and laughed sheepishly. "Well I guess I forgot that…"

           "Mia, are you-" Alex noticed that Mia had left. "Mia…"

           Night came soon, but Alex was restless due to the fact that he had been asleep for 2 days. He was deep in his own thoughts, about Satyuros, Menardi and Sirius. 'They saved my life, but show no emotion about it," He thought "I wish I was as strong as Saturos, Menardi or even Sirius, who looks a little on the scrawny side…" he then thought of Menardi " Menardi is pretty beautiful for a Proxian lady and Mia is just Beautiful… Period…" his thoughts were broken as Mia, who had been awake worrying about Alex. He hadn't eaten or slept since the fight. She was carrying a small plate of food and her plan was to coax him to eat. She placed the food down and had a small smile forming on her face.

           "Ummm… I wanted to thank you for trying to protect me back there. That was quite brave,"

           Alex was blushing "You're welcome Mia." He said as he put his hand on her shoulder "and remember, I will always be there for you, I promise that from this day forward and forevermore"

           Mia was now blushing too. "And I will always make sure you are safe from harm as well," she said as she pulled him into a deep friendly hug *hey this isn't a romance fic, but Solaris wanted me to put that in*

           "Friends to the end?" Alex asked with a smile.

           Mia nodded and kissed him on the cheek and walked out leaving a very red Alex.

           "Hmmm… there and as a final touch…" A very mischievous Jenna said with a grin as she put her mothers lipstick and kissed two letters with the two letters written to Isaac and Garet making kiss prints on both of them. She then put each under a pillow as both said to meet her tomorrow at 3:30 after lessons from Kraden after-school.

Isaac was walking down the plaza as directed in Jenna's Letter as was Garet but Garet was walking down an opposite path. Garet was taking the long path and Isaac was taking the short one. Jenna Walked up to Isaac and locked him into a deep kiss as Garet was walking down to the meeting place…

Katsu: Okay I finally got to do more writing. The reason is funny yet serious at the same time.

           Luna, Solaris 2 friend and I were driving in our average looking Toyota SUV (My SUV…_) and I let Luna Drive as she just recently got her driver's license and was using that liberty in my car and not Solaris's (Solaris wasn't lazy, he got his car and license ASAP) she decided to use the liberty of her middle finger with a Drunk driver and he purposely crashed into us. Lunaris broke her arm and Solaris got a concussion and was vomiting his guts out for a week. I came out unscratched but I'll be hitchhiking with Solaris for a while, and Luna can't even LOOK at my car keys well enough touch them. I doubt Solaris is gonna let her use his. And no, this isn't a hoax it's the reason I didn't update immediately.  Gomen!

Plug time!

Solaris and Lunaris's Party is coming soon and Invitations stop being accepted on the 15th of October 2003 and it will start on their B-day of the 20th of October. The Prologue will be put up within the next few days with a list of Authors muses and Guest stars!

Renamon: I'm gonna be there right Katsuharu-Sama

Katsu: Ummm… Renamon? Don't you have your own section?

Renamon: I was buried under Digimon Yaoi fics and just escaped the horror.

Katsu: Ok, but return to your post anyway

Renamon: *Mumbling expletives*

Lunaris: Just review, just because I have one arm doesn't mean I don't have pistols

Jenna: Yeah! I'll torch your body too!

Katsu: *nods*