Hey! Sorry it took so long ,here is second chapter.woo hoo yay yay.I wrote
this with my friend
The What If Machine is still static, Zoidberg is waiting with everyone. Farnsworth looks pissed-
Farnsworth [Shakes his fist] Damn you mutant-orange-garbage-eating-lobster-frisbees! [Zoidberg whines]
Zoidberg [Mutters] Zoidberg will have his day [Dramatic music] You'll all see [the What if Machine turns on] Ooh it is on, turn up the volume!
The What if Machine shows Planet Express crew in a desert. Zoidberg has a cape on, and everyone else is behind him-
Zoidberg Friends, Family, and that grey Robot [Bender glares] We are on a quest to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Gnorw Pop
Amy You mean Tootsie
Zoidberg Shut up soul sister [Amy and Zoidberg start dancing] Oooh yeah, show me the love baby
Amy I'm sorry that was last year [Zoidberg Frowns]
Leela Shouldn't we go?
Zoidberg [Points at Leela] Don't you tell me what to do, Ms. Shouldn't-We-Go? Bender I'm getting rusty [Walks off a cliff]
Farnsworth [Scratches head] How did that get there?
Fry Let's ask Zoidberg
Zoidberg Okay, that is a good idea [Talks to himself] Zoidberg how did that get there?
Leela Shouldn't we go
Zoidberg Don't make me mad! [Turns in to a 'Zoidberg-Hulk'] You don't like me when I'm angry [Chops Leela's head off, a mouse runs out of the head, Zoidberg bends down and eats the mouse] Tastes like Fry [Dramatic music]
Fry Who Me?
Farnsworth Yes You
Amy Could it be?
Fry I don't know
Farnsowrth Let's dance
Amy O-kay [The Rockettes join Fry, Farnsworth, and Amy as they do the 'can-can' And then Zoidberg chops all their heads off. 'Rockette-Hulk's' come and join Zoidberg and they all start to do the 'can-can']
Zoidberg That's what I call entertainment [Winks as the What if Machine Grows Static]
The scene is back in Planet Express Zoidberg is doing the 'can-can' by himself-
Farnsworth Bah, that was boring
Leela Yea, we never got to see if he ever found out how many licks it takes
Farnsworth No! We never got to see Fry and Zoidberg get it on-dammit!
Amy Oooh my turn
Fry No-Mine!
Amy You went, remember you said
Fry No...
Leela Ugh, let me go [Pushes everyone and goes] I've always wondered what it would be like if I was Amy [Waits, the What If Machine Does Nothing] What the hell?
Farnsowrth You have to ask a what if question
Leela Ohhh..What if I was Japanese?
Amy [Blinks and falls on her knees] I'm Chinese [Screams] When will the world know?!
--Commercial--
The What If Machine is still static, Zoidberg is waiting with everyone. Farnsworth looks pissed-
Farnsworth [Shakes his fist] Damn you mutant-orange-garbage-eating-lobster-frisbees! [Zoidberg whines]
Zoidberg [Mutters] Zoidberg will have his day [Dramatic music] You'll all see [the What if Machine turns on] Ooh it is on, turn up the volume!
The What if Machine shows Planet Express crew in a desert. Zoidberg has a cape on, and everyone else is behind him-
Zoidberg Friends, Family, and that grey Robot [Bender glares] We are on a quest to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Gnorw Pop
Amy You mean Tootsie
Zoidberg Shut up soul sister [Amy and Zoidberg start dancing] Oooh yeah, show me the love baby
Amy I'm sorry that was last year [Zoidberg Frowns]
Leela Shouldn't we go?
Zoidberg [Points at Leela] Don't you tell me what to do, Ms. Shouldn't-We-Go? Bender I'm getting rusty [Walks off a cliff]
Farnsworth [Scratches head] How did that get there?
Fry Let's ask Zoidberg
Zoidberg Okay, that is a good idea [Talks to himself] Zoidberg how did that get there?
Leela Shouldn't we go
Zoidberg Don't make me mad! [Turns in to a 'Zoidberg-Hulk'] You don't like me when I'm angry [Chops Leela's head off, a mouse runs out of the head, Zoidberg bends down and eats the mouse] Tastes like Fry [Dramatic music]
Fry Who Me?
Farnsworth Yes You
Amy Could it be?
Fry I don't know
Farnsowrth Let's dance
Amy O-kay [The Rockettes join Fry, Farnsworth, and Amy as they do the 'can-can' And then Zoidberg chops all their heads off. 'Rockette-Hulk's' come and join Zoidberg and they all start to do the 'can-can']
Zoidberg That's what I call entertainment [Winks as the What if Machine Grows Static]
The scene is back in Planet Express Zoidberg is doing the 'can-can' by himself-
Farnsworth Bah, that was boring
Leela Yea, we never got to see if he ever found out how many licks it takes
Farnsworth No! We never got to see Fry and Zoidberg get it on-dammit!
Amy Oooh my turn
Fry No-Mine!
Amy You went, remember you said
Fry No...
Leela Ugh, let me go [Pushes everyone and goes] I've always wondered what it would be like if I was Amy [Waits, the What If Machine Does Nothing] What the hell?
Farnsowrth You have to ask a what if question
Leela Ohhh..What if I was Japanese?
Amy [Blinks and falls on her knees] I'm Chinese [Screams] When will the world know?!
--Commercial--