Phantasy Bubbles: Oh double wowzers! REVIEWS! YAY!! *dances* I actually got reviews!!
Tsukasa: ...
Hiei: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: C'mon dance with me! *grabs Hiei and tries slow dancing with him*
Hiei: LET GO OF ME!!! DAMN YOU!!!!
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: *singing* I know you I met you once upon a dream...
Hiei: NOOOO!!!! NOT DISNEY SONGS!!!!! HELP ME GIRLY MAN!!!
Tsukasa: ...not a chance...
Phantasy Bubbles: *pouts* Awww...Is Tsukasa-chan feeling Unloved? *pounces on Tsukasa and tries to kiss him*
Hiei: *snickers*
Tsukasa: LEAVE ME ALONE DEMON WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!
Phantasy Bubbles: Oo whoa more then three words...that's...that's amazing Tsukasa!! You've finally come out of your shell!! *dances again*
Tsukasa: *trying desperately to get away from Phantasy Bubbles*
Hiei: Well its looks I am going to be stuck here for a while...and I really don't think all you out there would really be...interested in staying her with us...so why don't you all just go enjoy the fic! And we will be right back...
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Jerry: Ok Let's review what has happened so far on my show, Jerry Springer. *smiles cheesily and winks* Today, we have met Yusuke and Keiko, a couple that once had a happy life and were very much in love. Until Keiko came our show so she could tell Yusuke her devastating secret, that she could be pregnant. And not only could she be pregnant, but the baby might not even be Yusuke's! And not only that but Keiko was cheating on Yusuke! With a girl named Botan and some guy in the audience with a mustache!
Guy in audience with a mustache: Oh ho! ^____^
Audience: Boooo!
Jerry: But it turned out that Keiko also confessed to being...A MAN!
Audience: Booo!
Jerry: Shortly after that Yusuke confessed to Keiko, that had also been cheating on her, with his best friend Kazuma Kuwabara and his former teacher, Genkai!
Audience: Booooo!
Jerry: Well after a short period of time, we have managed to locate Botan! So lets bring her, Keiko and Yusuke out to face each other and destroy their love lives even more!
*Botan, Keiko and Yusuke walk out on the stage and sit down*
Botan: Why am I here?
Jerry: ^^ because someone here has a secret that could destroy all of your lives life!
Botan: Now what could you possibly mean by that!
Jerry: Well...
Phantasy Bubbles: *looking very nervous*
Jerry: Look someone here has a secret that-
Phantasy Bubbles: Alright I admit it! I was really bored yesterday so I...I WATCHED BLUES CLUES!!!! *breaks down crying*
Audience: Gasp!!
Jerry: Well that is a very strange secret that could very well destroy your life...but I was talking about the fact that Botan was sleeping with Keiko!
Audience: Gasp!
Yusuke: But I already knew that! Remember Keiko told us that!
Audience: Gasp!
Botan: OK I admit it! It was only once but I was very, very drunk...it was at a Christmas party...the one where Yukina spiked the eggnog!
Jerry: Yes well we will be right back, after these messages.
Add ooo scary...
Announcer: From the people who brought you Kids Bop comes a new c.d. that's even cooler then the last!!
*Kuwabara is seen walking on a stage in a crop top and short shots with a bunch of make up on*
Kuwabara: *singing off key and scary like* Oops I did it again! I played with you heart got lost in the game! Oops you think I'm in love and sent from above *starts freak dancing* I'm not that innocent!
Announcer: Its all your favorite annoying Pop songs, song by the Kuwabara and Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho! Yay!
Yusuke: *in a pretty short frilly pink dress with high heeled pink shoes* If you wanna be with me baby there's a price to pay I'm a jeeny in a bottle gotta rub me the right way!!
Announcer: ^^ Its Yu Yu Bop! Now for the price of *cough cough* so call now!
(Now Back to Jerry Springer!)
Jerry: Hello and welcome back to my show, Jerry Springer. *smiles cheesily and winks* So far we have found out that Botan admits to sleeping with Keiko on last years Christmas party where Yukina Spiked the eggnog...But it turns out Yusuke has another secret he must tell his lovers once we meet them all that is....what could this secret be? And how could we exploit it so it ruins their love lives forever? Well we will just have to wait and see but for now...lets bring out Genkai!
*Genkai comes on stage dressed like a MAJOR slut*
Audience: Booooooo!!!
Genakai: Yo don't be booin' me ya foo's!! *flashes the audience*
Audience: I'm blind!!!
Genkai: *sits down next to Yusuke and the two make out*
Keiko: *face is turning red*
Genkai: *stops kissing Yusuke and turns to Keiko* Look little boy you know you could never compete with my sexy body!
Keiko: Can too!
Genkai: *snap snap* Oh no you can't bitch!
Keiko: Why are you so hurtful?!
Yusuke: Can we just bring out Kuwabara?
Jerry: Lets bring out Kuwabara!!
*Kuwabara comes out in a pink crop top with a matching mini skirt*
Kuwabara: *sits down next to Yusuke* Hello Jerry! How about having some fun after the show?
Jerry: Oo;
Yusuke: Well now that your all here I have another secret that could very well destroy all of our relationships...
Audience: GASP!
Yusuke: I'm...I'm...I'm a-
Keiko: WHAT ARE YOU?!!!!
Yusuke: I'm a-
Keiko: WHAT ARE YOU?!!!!!!!
Yusuke: I'm trying to-
Keiko: WHAT ARE YOU?!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: SHUT UP!!!
Keiko: Humpf...
Yusuke: I'm a *pulls off his face which turns out to be a mask* I'm a BROOM!!!! *falls over case he's a broom and brooms can't sand unless they are propped up against something!*
Keiko: NOOOO!!!
Kuwabara: Well now that explains a lot...
Genkai: That was the greatest household item I ever slept with...*sobbing*
Jerry: Well this is weird...
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Phantasy Bubbles: munches on popcorn* Oh c'mon now who here didn't see that coming?
Hiei: *nods* Yep it was pretty obvious to me he was a broom. *munches on popcorn*
Tsukasa: Yeah I mean you have to be a complete idiot not to realize it.
Phantasy Bubbles: So did you love it? Did you hate it? Should I continue? Should I be fed to sharks for my horrible writing skills? Please let me know! I love you all!!
Tsukasa: ...
Hiei: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: C'mon dance with me! *grabs Hiei and tries slow dancing with him*
Hiei: LET GO OF ME!!! DAMN YOU!!!!
Tsukasa: ...
Phantasy Bubbles: *singing* I know you I met you once upon a dream...
Hiei: NOOOO!!!! NOT DISNEY SONGS!!!!! HELP ME GIRLY MAN!!!
Tsukasa: ...not a chance...
Phantasy Bubbles: *pouts* Awww...Is Tsukasa-chan feeling Unloved? *pounces on Tsukasa and tries to kiss him*
Hiei: *snickers*
Tsukasa: LEAVE ME ALONE DEMON WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!
Phantasy Bubbles: Oo whoa more then three words...that's...that's amazing Tsukasa!! You've finally come out of your shell!! *dances again*
Tsukasa: *trying desperately to get away from Phantasy Bubbles*
Hiei: Well its looks I am going to be stuck here for a while...and I really don't think all you out there would really be...interested in staying her with us...so why don't you all just go enjoy the fic! And we will be right back...
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Jerry: Ok Let's review what has happened so far on my show, Jerry Springer. *smiles cheesily and winks* Today, we have met Yusuke and Keiko, a couple that once had a happy life and were very much in love. Until Keiko came our show so she could tell Yusuke her devastating secret, that she could be pregnant. And not only could she be pregnant, but the baby might not even be Yusuke's! And not only that but Keiko was cheating on Yusuke! With a girl named Botan and some guy in the audience with a mustache!
Guy in audience with a mustache: Oh ho! ^____^
Audience: Boooo!
Jerry: But it turned out that Keiko also confessed to being...A MAN!
Audience: Booo!
Jerry: Shortly after that Yusuke confessed to Keiko, that had also been cheating on her, with his best friend Kazuma Kuwabara and his former teacher, Genkai!
Audience: Booooo!
Jerry: Well after a short period of time, we have managed to locate Botan! So lets bring her, Keiko and Yusuke out to face each other and destroy their love lives even more!
*Botan, Keiko and Yusuke walk out on the stage and sit down*
Botan: Why am I here?
Jerry: ^^ because someone here has a secret that could destroy all of your lives life!
Botan: Now what could you possibly mean by that!
Jerry: Well...
Phantasy Bubbles: *looking very nervous*
Jerry: Look someone here has a secret that-
Phantasy Bubbles: Alright I admit it! I was really bored yesterday so I...I WATCHED BLUES CLUES!!!! *breaks down crying*
Audience: Gasp!!
Jerry: Well that is a very strange secret that could very well destroy your life...but I was talking about the fact that Botan was sleeping with Keiko!
Audience: Gasp!
Yusuke: But I already knew that! Remember Keiko told us that!
Audience: Gasp!
Botan: OK I admit it! It was only once but I was very, very drunk...it was at a Christmas party...the one where Yukina spiked the eggnog!
Jerry: Yes well we will be right back, after these messages.
Add ooo scary...
Announcer: From the people who brought you Kids Bop comes a new c.d. that's even cooler then the last!!
*Kuwabara is seen walking on a stage in a crop top and short shots with a bunch of make up on*
Kuwabara: *singing off key and scary like* Oops I did it again! I played with you heart got lost in the game! Oops you think I'm in love and sent from above *starts freak dancing* I'm not that innocent!
Announcer: Its all your favorite annoying Pop songs, song by the Kuwabara and Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho! Yay!
Yusuke: *in a pretty short frilly pink dress with high heeled pink shoes* If you wanna be with me baby there's a price to pay I'm a jeeny in a bottle gotta rub me the right way!!
Announcer: ^^ Its Yu Yu Bop! Now for the price of *cough cough* so call now!
(Now Back to Jerry Springer!)
Jerry: Hello and welcome back to my show, Jerry Springer. *smiles cheesily and winks* So far we have found out that Botan admits to sleeping with Keiko on last years Christmas party where Yukina Spiked the eggnog...But it turns out Yusuke has another secret he must tell his lovers once we meet them all that is....what could this secret be? And how could we exploit it so it ruins their love lives forever? Well we will just have to wait and see but for now...lets bring out Genkai!
*Genkai comes on stage dressed like a MAJOR slut*
Audience: Booooooo!!!
Genakai: Yo don't be booin' me ya foo's!! *flashes the audience*
Audience: I'm blind!!!
Genkai: *sits down next to Yusuke and the two make out*
Keiko: *face is turning red*
Genkai: *stops kissing Yusuke and turns to Keiko* Look little boy you know you could never compete with my sexy body!
Keiko: Can too!
Genkai: *snap snap* Oh no you can't bitch!
Keiko: Why are you so hurtful?!
Yusuke: Can we just bring out Kuwabara?
Jerry: Lets bring out Kuwabara!!
*Kuwabara comes out in a pink crop top with a matching mini skirt*
Kuwabara: *sits down next to Yusuke* Hello Jerry! How about having some fun after the show?
Jerry: Oo;
Yusuke: Well now that your all here I have another secret that could very well destroy all of our relationships...
Audience: GASP!
Yusuke: I'm...I'm...I'm a-
Keiko: WHAT ARE YOU?!!!!
Yusuke: I'm a-
Keiko: WHAT ARE YOU?!!!!!!!
Yusuke: I'm trying to-
Keiko: WHAT ARE YOU?!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: SHUT UP!!!
Keiko: Humpf...
Yusuke: I'm a *pulls off his face which turns out to be a mask* I'm a BROOM!!!! *falls over case he's a broom and brooms can't sand unless they are propped up against something!*
Keiko: NOOOO!!!
Kuwabara: Well now that explains a lot...
Genkai: That was the greatest household item I ever slept with...*sobbing*
Jerry: Well this is weird...
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Phantasy Bubbles: munches on popcorn* Oh c'mon now who here didn't see that coming?
Hiei: *nods* Yep it was pretty obvious to me he was a broom. *munches on popcorn*
Tsukasa: Yeah I mean you have to be a complete idiot not to realize it.
Phantasy Bubbles: So did you love it? Did you hate it? Should I continue? Should I be fed to sharks for my horrible writing skills? Please let me know! I love you all!!