Phantasy Bubbles: Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!
Tsukasa: What?
Hiei: What is it?
PB: *giggles* I don't know! But I can't stop laughing!
Tsukasa: *backs away slowly*
Hiei: -__-; I told you it wasn't a good idea to watch a marathon of Saturday Night Live....
PB: ^___^ Maybe if I'm lucky um...stuff will happen!
Hiei: ...
Tsukasa: ...I wish I were elsewhere...
PB: ^___^ I'm watching Little Nicky!
Hiei: I'm sure you are...
Tsukasa: ...
PB: Disclaimer time! Who gets to do it?!
Tsukasa and Hiei: Not me.
PB: -__- Fine then I will do it...
Disclaimer: I wish all this neat-o stuff belonged to me but it doesn't...Oh my god! Ozy Osborne just bit off the bats head on Little Nicky! *cackles*
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Jerry: And now its time for the audience to ask the guests questions! *runs up into audience with microphone*
Lady: Um yeah I've got a question for the broom, like um how the hell did you score with all these freaks?
Yusuke/broom: ...*broom noises*
Lady: ...oh...*sits down*
PB: Um I have a question for Keiko, but I forgot what it was...
Audience: Take off your shirt!
PB: ...do I get beads?
Jerry: No we are out of beads right now...but you could get some office supplies...
PB: But I wanted beads...*pouts and sits back down*
Audience: Boooooooooo
Suddenly....
*Kurama runs onto the stage IN DA NUDE*
Kurama: The fan girls stole my cloths! *hops up and down*
Audience: Oo
Kurama fan girls: *run onto stage*
Kurama fan girl 1: There he is! Lets kiss him!
Kurama: Noooo! *runs off stage to...some place*
Audience: Yay!!
Broom: *falls over again*
Yukina suddenly runs onto stage carrying a pig
Yukina: I have captured the pig for meat testing, praise me. PRAISE ME!!!
Jerry: Damnit all these interruptions are ruining my show! I hate you people! *runs off stage crying*
Mr. Announcer Man: We will be right back after these messages...
Commercial Announcer dude: Now we have the coolest thing out there for all you Trigun fans!
Vash: *is seen standing in the middle of the desert only his gun has been replaced with A WALKY TALKY* Um...*points walky talky at the screen* ^^; um bang?
CAD: It's the new anniversary box set of Trigun! The animation has been upgraded, all the blood has been cut out, and best of all, all the guns have been replaced with WALKY TALKY'S!!! YEAH!!
Vash: This suxs...*suddenly his arms turn into two giant walky talkys* Damnit! How am I going to fight anyone like this?!
CAD: ^___^ Isn't this great?! Call in twenty minutes and we will throw in this free *cough cough* So call now! Its only *cough cough* Isn't that a great deal?!
Vash: No this is NOT great! It's torture! And it should be illegal! And you know what else?
CAD: Call now! ^^
And now back to Jerry Springer...
Jerry: *sniffle* Hello and welcome back to Jerry Springer. *wipes eye*
Kuwabara: Hey I am here you know!
Keiko: Yeah me too!
Genkai: *is making out with one of the security guards*
Keiko: *sigh* It's not fair! I knew I should have gotten a real sex change instead of that cheap deal I got from that gypsy...
Kuwabara: Your just jealous that my boobs are bigger!
Keiko: Their fake!
PB: Its 12:31:56 AM!
*space ship crashes into building and an alien in a tuxedo walks out*
Alien: Is this the great Kazuma Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: Why yes it is! Looks like someone finally recognized my talent!
Yukina: Well I'll be damned...
Pig: Oink oink!
Hiei: *runs onto stage* Yukina watch your um...talking voice thing...the authoress forgot how to spell it so um...
Alien: Mr. Kuwabara it is my great um...shit the authoress forgot how to spell this too...well anyway you have been nominated for The Biggest Doosh in the Universe Award!
Kuwabara: Damnit! *twich* I am not a doosh!
Hiei: Yes you are.
Kurama: *runs back on stage still naked* Yep. *hop hop*
Alien: And we would like to thank the lovely Miss Phantasy Bubbles, for nominating you for this award!
Kuwabara: Grrr...
Jerry: WHAT DOSE THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW?!?!!!!!
Tsukasa: I'VE GOT A MONKEY!!!
Genkai: MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!
PB: WHAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: You know what? Skrew you guys, I'm goin' home! *walks off*
Hiei: I'm a little teapot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout.
Kurama: *hop hop* Look what happens when I bounce! *raises hands in the air*
PB: *runs into a wall*
Security Guard: I ATE THE ALIEN!!!!
PB: DAMNIT NOW WE WILL NEVER KNOW IF HE WON OR NOT!!!
Tsukasa: This is stupid...
Monkey: E equals M C square!
PB: I DON'T KNOW WHAT E OR M C STANDS FOR!!!!
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PB: Damnit that was the dumbest chapter yet....it was so bad...*sobbing*
Hiei: Haha! You can't write anything funny anymore!
Tsukasa: That sucks!
PB: That chapter was so dumb...but if you did like it, please tell me so I will continue! The next chapter will be better I promise! But to be honest I don't know how I could continue this...this is so wrong and messed up...I guess I should stop writing so early in the morning...
Tsukasa: What?
Hiei: What is it?
PB: *giggles* I don't know! But I can't stop laughing!
Tsukasa: *backs away slowly*
Hiei: -__-; I told you it wasn't a good idea to watch a marathon of Saturday Night Live....
PB: ^___^ Maybe if I'm lucky um...stuff will happen!
Hiei: ...
Tsukasa: ...I wish I were elsewhere...
PB: ^___^ I'm watching Little Nicky!
Hiei: I'm sure you are...
Tsukasa: ...
PB: Disclaimer time! Who gets to do it?!
Tsukasa and Hiei: Not me.
PB: -__- Fine then I will do it...
Disclaimer: I wish all this neat-o stuff belonged to me but it doesn't...Oh my god! Ozy Osborne just bit off the bats head on Little Nicky! *cackles*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Jerry: And now its time for the audience to ask the guests questions! *runs up into audience with microphone*
Lady: Um yeah I've got a question for the broom, like um how the hell did you score with all these freaks?
Yusuke/broom: ...*broom noises*
Lady: ...oh...*sits down*
PB: Um I have a question for Keiko, but I forgot what it was...
Audience: Take off your shirt!
PB: ...do I get beads?
Jerry: No we are out of beads right now...but you could get some office supplies...
PB: But I wanted beads...*pouts and sits back down*
Audience: Boooooooooo
Suddenly....
*Kurama runs onto the stage IN DA NUDE*
Kurama: The fan girls stole my cloths! *hops up and down*
Audience: Oo
Kurama fan girls: *run onto stage*
Kurama fan girl 1: There he is! Lets kiss him!
Kurama: Noooo! *runs off stage to...some place*
Audience: Yay!!
Broom: *falls over again*
Yukina suddenly runs onto stage carrying a pig
Yukina: I have captured the pig for meat testing, praise me. PRAISE ME!!!
Jerry: Damnit all these interruptions are ruining my show! I hate you people! *runs off stage crying*
Mr. Announcer Man: We will be right back after these messages...
Commercial Announcer dude: Now we have the coolest thing out there for all you Trigun fans!
Vash: *is seen standing in the middle of the desert only his gun has been replaced with A WALKY TALKY* Um...*points walky talky at the screen* ^^; um bang?
CAD: It's the new anniversary box set of Trigun! The animation has been upgraded, all the blood has been cut out, and best of all, all the guns have been replaced with WALKY TALKY'S!!! YEAH!!
Vash: This suxs...*suddenly his arms turn into two giant walky talkys* Damnit! How am I going to fight anyone like this?!
CAD: ^___^ Isn't this great?! Call in twenty minutes and we will throw in this free *cough cough* So call now! Its only *cough cough* Isn't that a great deal?!
Vash: No this is NOT great! It's torture! And it should be illegal! And you know what else?
CAD: Call now! ^^
And now back to Jerry Springer...
Jerry: *sniffle* Hello and welcome back to Jerry Springer. *wipes eye*
Kuwabara: Hey I am here you know!
Keiko: Yeah me too!
Genkai: *is making out with one of the security guards*
Keiko: *sigh* It's not fair! I knew I should have gotten a real sex change instead of that cheap deal I got from that gypsy...
Kuwabara: Your just jealous that my boobs are bigger!
Keiko: Their fake!
PB: Its 12:31:56 AM!
*space ship crashes into building and an alien in a tuxedo walks out*
Alien: Is this the great Kazuma Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: Why yes it is! Looks like someone finally recognized my talent!
Yukina: Well I'll be damned...
Pig: Oink oink!
Hiei: *runs onto stage* Yukina watch your um...talking voice thing...the authoress forgot how to spell it so um...
Alien: Mr. Kuwabara it is my great um...shit the authoress forgot how to spell this too...well anyway you have been nominated for The Biggest Doosh in the Universe Award!
Kuwabara: Damnit! *twich* I am not a doosh!
Hiei: Yes you are.
Kurama: *runs back on stage still naked* Yep. *hop hop*
Alien: And we would like to thank the lovely Miss Phantasy Bubbles, for nominating you for this award!
Kuwabara: Grrr...
Jerry: WHAT DOSE THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW?!?!!!!!
Tsukasa: I'VE GOT A MONKEY!!!
Genkai: MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!
PB: WHAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: You know what? Skrew you guys, I'm goin' home! *walks off*
Hiei: I'm a little teapot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout.
Kurama: *hop hop* Look what happens when I bounce! *raises hands in the air*
PB: *runs into a wall*
Security Guard: I ATE THE ALIEN!!!!
PB: DAMNIT NOW WE WILL NEVER KNOW IF HE WON OR NOT!!!
Tsukasa: This is stupid...
Monkey: E equals M C square!
PB: I DON'T KNOW WHAT E OR M C STANDS FOR!!!!
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PB: Damnit that was the dumbest chapter yet....it was so bad...*sobbing*
Hiei: Haha! You can't write anything funny anymore!
Tsukasa: That sucks!
PB: That chapter was so dumb...but if you did like it, please tell me so I will continue! The next chapter will be better I promise! But to be honest I don't know how I could continue this...this is so wrong and messed up...I guess I should stop writing so early in the morning...