Chapter 2- Stop copying me!
Duo: The next chapter is up already?
Trowa: *Nods depressingly*
DR: *bursts into the room* YES! CHAPTER 2 IS UP! IT'S MY MOMENT TO SHINE! *Cackles insanely*
Quatre: *bursts in behind her* She got a hold of sugar! CALL THE ARMY!!!
Trowa: *picks up a walky-talkie* Heero! Come in heero! We've got a code red! AKA a sugar high author! We need backup!
DR: U can't stop me!!! BUHAHAHAHAHA
Heero: *Comes running up behind her and tackles her*
DR: NEVER!!! *Struggles*
~A few minutes later~
Duo: *is holding up a sign that says "Five minutes later"* can I put this thing down now?
DR: *is handcuffed to a chair* Grrr.. Of course you know, this means war.
Heero: Mission complete. ^_^ _______________________________
If there was anything more annoying than having to be in another person's body, try acting like that person. This constantly slips out of their minds. Worst of all, those who switched genders kept forgetting that they weren't *quite* themselves. It took a while to convince every one that what they'd normally wear is now considered cross-dressing. O_O
"Why CAN'T I wear these!" duo protested, pulling on his black clothes. "CAUSE!! You're a NOT boy any more!" Lindsay yelled back. "Let's just switch clothing!" duo grumbled as Lindsay shoved an outfit into his hands. "Now give me an outfit." She demanded as he stomped into what was his room and got her an outfit to change into. They quickly got changed.
"Your jeans are too tight." Duo argued. "Well your pants are too baggy!" Lindsay argued back. "I don't like your underwear." duo declared. "You think wearing boxers are fun?!" Lindsay shouted back. "Actually they are. hehe." She quickly added in. The fight went on and on.
MEANWHILE: Erika ran into what used to be her room and sat on the bed, her face in her hands. Clearly she was dead in shock. "What's wrong?" Heero asked who was going through her closet for some clothes. "I shouldn't have drunk so much water." she started. "And I forgot I was you." Heero turned a bright red. "Do you think we can stay like this for ever and NOT go to the bathroom or shower?!" He stated. Erica immediately jumped off the bed. "You are NOT seeing me naked!" she screamed. Wufei, who just happened to walk by the room, gaped at Erika's loud comment for a second before leaving with a disturbed expression on.
"Shout that a little louder please." Heero grumbled. "Ok!" Erika said, opening her mouth. "NOO!" Heero shouted, clapping a hand over it. All that came out was muffled giggling before she licked his hand. "Oh Yuck!" Heero said, still refusing to let her go. But he had to when she started to bite his palm. "Omea o korosu!" He grumbled, wiping his hand on his pants. "Now you are me, so no more 'omea o korosu' for you, mister." Erika said happily. Heero grumbled again.
Duo suddenly came into the room. "Having trouble being each other? I can help!" He said happily. "Erika, just be emotionless and hit me a lot, but no TOO hard, oh, and you'll be needing this." He said, taking Heero's gun and forcing into her hands. Before Heero could protest, duo turned to him. "Oh, Heero, if you want to act like Erika, this is called SUGAR. I know it's a foreign substance, but you'll need it! ^_^" He said, forcing a dozen little bags of sugar that were originally meant for coffee. Heero and Erika just looked at each other for a second before chasing Duo out of the room. Duo ran like mad, laughing. "He'll never learn." Erika said. "Yep," Heero responded. "Now about that shower..."
"INJUSTICE!" Wufei yelled, trying to gel back his bangs. "You can't say that anymore." Trowa added. "You're me now." Wufei just continued to mess with his bangs. He gave up after five minutes and started to head for the door. "Where are you going?" Trowa asked. "To go workout." Wufei grumbled. "You can't."
"WHY NOT!" Wufei demanded. "Um...Injustice?" Trowa asked. "You can never be as good as me at being myself!" Wufei shouted. "Not like I want to be you." Trowa grumbled. "Look, ok? I know where not the only ones who are like this. So we should be working together, not ruining our lives."
"At least you didn't hear what Erika and Heero were talking about..." Wufei grumbled, twitching. "I don't want to know.." Trowa exclaimed. "Good! Because I don't wanna tell you!" He screamed. "Keep it down, geese." Trowa grumbled. "Or you'll need to answer to MY trusty katana! ^_^" He took great pleasure of seeing Wufei's face turn a bright, fiery red.
Salem stared in discussed at what lied in front of him. "It's just tea." Quatre said, taking a sip of it. "If you want to act like me, you better start sipping." Salem glared at the tea. "Can I have coffee?" He asked. "Nope.I prefer tea." Salem snorted. "Yeah? But I like COFFEE!! So put down the tea and grab the ground coffee beans and have a ball." Quatre glared at him for a second before putting his tea down and grabbing some coffee mix. "Ha-ha..." Salem said. "Your plan backfired!" Quatre ignored him. "Oh yeah, you better re-paint your nails black." Salem pointed out. "I don't like your room. It has dead dolls in it." Quatre complained.
"Hello, I'm GOTHIC, remember? They're my friends ^_^. Besides, that teddy bear of yours in scaring the CRAP out of me." Quatre just stared at him like he was from Neptune. "Be quiet, Salem, before I CLEAN your room for you." Salem's face went dead-white. "NOT A CLEAN ROOM!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" He shouted and started to run around the room screaming. Suddenly the phone rang. Quatre picked it up, trying his best to act like Salem. "Hello, Hilde? Oh hi. Um, no. Duo's um, not here right now. No. I don't know when he'll be back. Screaming? Oh.that's Quatre. He, um... found the zero system again. Ok, bye." Quatre hung up the phone, a little red. Finally Salem stopped screaming. "Such an odd boy." Quatre grumbled, leaving the kitchen. It was going to be a loooooonnngggg day. _______________________________________________________
DR: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SEE?
Duo: Uhhh..no
DR: Damn. How's about letting me go?
Duo: Heero wouldn't like that. You're still sugar high.
DR: NO I'M NOT! *twitch*
Duo: Yep, and my name is Pikachu.
DR: It is?
Duo: *slaps forehead*
Trowa: She's still sugar high?
DR: AM NOT!! BUHAHA.....ooops
Trowa: Uh huh. I see.
DR: let me go or face my authoress wrath! COMMON PPL!!!! REVIEW!!! HELP!!!! HELP!!!!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Heero: *Comes up and shoves a sock in her mouth*
DR:...*gives him the finger* Fuummm Mmuum
Heero: Language, DR
Salem: You can understand her?
Duo: GET SALEM!
Salem: NOT AGAIN!!! AHHHHHH!! *runs*
Please R&R
Duo: The next chapter is up already?
Trowa: *Nods depressingly*
DR: *bursts into the room* YES! CHAPTER 2 IS UP! IT'S MY MOMENT TO SHINE! *Cackles insanely*
Quatre: *bursts in behind her* She got a hold of sugar! CALL THE ARMY!!!
Trowa: *picks up a walky-talkie* Heero! Come in heero! We've got a code red! AKA a sugar high author! We need backup!
DR: U can't stop me!!! BUHAHAHAHAHA
Heero: *Comes running up behind her and tackles her*
DR: NEVER!!! *Struggles*
~A few minutes later~
Duo: *is holding up a sign that says "Five minutes later"* can I put this thing down now?
DR: *is handcuffed to a chair* Grrr.. Of course you know, this means war.
Heero: Mission complete. ^_^ _______________________________
If there was anything more annoying than having to be in another person's body, try acting like that person. This constantly slips out of their minds. Worst of all, those who switched genders kept forgetting that they weren't *quite* themselves. It took a while to convince every one that what they'd normally wear is now considered cross-dressing. O_O
"Why CAN'T I wear these!" duo protested, pulling on his black clothes. "CAUSE!! You're a NOT boy any more!" Lindsay yelled back. "Let's just switch clothing!" duo grumbled as Lindsay shoved an outfit into his hands. "Now give me an outfit." She demanded as he stomped into what was his room and got her an outfit to change into. They quickly got changed.
"Your jeans are too tight." Duo argued. "Well your pants are too baggy!" Lindsay argued back. "I don't like your underwear." duo declared. "You think wearing boxers are fun?!" Lindsay shouted back. "Actually they are. hehe." She quickly added in. The fight went on and on.
MEANWHILE: Erika ran into what used to be her room and sat on the bed, her face in her hands. Clearly she was dead in shock. "What's wrong?" Heero asked who was going through her closet for some clothes. "I shouldn't have drunk so much water." she started. "And I forgot I was you." Heero turned a bright red. "Do you think we can stay like this for ever and NOT go to the bathroom or shower?!" He stated. Erica immediately jumped off the bed. "You are NOT seeing me naked!" she screamed. Wufei, who just happened to walk by the room, gaped at Erika's loud comment for a second before leaving with a disturbed expression on.
"Shout that a little louder please." Heero grumbled. "Ok!" Erika said, opening her mouth. "NOO!" Heero shouted, clapping a hand over it. All that came out was muffled giggling before she licked his hand. "Oh Yuck!" Heero said, still refusing to let her go. But he had to when she started to bite his palm. "Omea o korosu!" He grumbled, wiping his hand on his pants. "Now you are me, so no more 'omea o korosu' for you, mister." Erika said happily. Heero grumbled again.
Duo suddenly came into the room. "Having trouble being each other? I can help!" He said happily. "Erika, just be emotionless and hit me a lot, but no TOO hard, oh, and you'll be needing this." He said, taking Heero's gun and forcing into her hands. Before Heero could protest, duo turned to him. "Oh, Heero, if you want to act like Erika, this is called SUGAR. I know it's a foreign substance, but you'll need it! ^_^" He said, forcing a dozen little bags of sugar that were originally meant for coffee. Heero and Erika just looked at each other for a second before chasing Duo out of the room. Duo ran like mad, laughing. "He'll never learn." Erika said. "Yep," Heero responded. "Now about that shower..."
"INJUSTICE!" Wufei yelled, trying to gel back his bangs. "You can't say that anymore." Trowa added. "You're me now." Wufei just continued to mess with his bangs. He gave up after five minutes and started to head for the door. "Where are you going?" Trowa asked. "To go workout." Wufei grumbled. "You can't."
"WHY NOT!" Wufei demanded. "Um...Injustice?" Trowa asked. "You can never be as good as me at being myself!" Wufei shouted. "Not like I want to be you." Trowa grumbled. "Look, ok? I know where not the only ones who are like this. So we should be working together, not ruining our lives."
"At least you didn't hear what Erika and Heero were talking about..." Wufei grumbled, twitching. "I don't want to know.." Trowa exclaimed. "Good! Because I don't wanna tell you!" He screamed. "Keep it down, geese." Trowa grumbled. "Or you'll need to answer to MY trusty katana! ^_^" He took great pleasure of seeing Wufei's face turn a bright, fiery red.
Salem stared in discussed at what lied in front of him. "It's just tea." Quatre said, taking a sip of it. "If you want to act like me, you better start sipping." Salem glared at the tea. "Can I have coffee?" He asked. "Nope.I prefer tea." Salem snorted. "Yeah? But I like COFFEE!! So put down the tea and grab the ground coffee beans and have a ball." Quatre glared at him for a second before putting his tea down and grabbing some coffee mix. "Ha-ha..." Salem said. "Your plan backfired!" Quatre ignored him. "Oh yeah, you better re-paint your nails black." Salem pointed out. "I don't like your room. It has dead dolls in it." Quatre complained.
"Hello, I'm GOTHIC, remember? They're my friends ^_^. Besides, that teddy bear of yours in scaring the CRAP out of me." Quatre just stared at him like he was from Neptune. "Be quiet, Salem, before I CLEAN your room for you." Salem's face went dead-white. "NOT A CLEAN ROOM!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" He shouted and started to run around the room screaming. Suddenly the phone rang. Quatre picked it up, trying his best to act like Salem. "Hello, Hilde? Oh hi. Um, no. Duo's um, not here right now. No. I don't know when he'll be back. Screaming? Oh.that's Quatre. He, um... found the zero system again. Ok, bye." Quatre hung up the phone, a little red. Finally Salem stopped screaming. "Such an odd boy." Quatre grumbled, leaving the kitchen. It was going to be a loooooonnngggg day. _______________________________________________________
DR: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SEE?
Duo: Uhhh..no
DR: Damn. How's about letting me go?
Duo: Heero wouldn't like that. You're still sugar high.
DR: NO I'M NOT! *twitch*
Duo: Yep, and my name is Pikachu.
DR: It is?
Duo: *slaps forehead*
Trowa: She's still sugar high?
DR: AM NOT!! BUHAHA.....ooops
Trowa: Uh huh. I see.
DR: let me go or face my authoress wrath! COMMON PPL!!!! REVIEW!!! HELP!!!! HELP!!!!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Heero: *Comes up and shoves a sock in her mouth*
DR:...*gives him the finger* Fuummm Mmuum
Heero: Language, DR
Salem: You can understand her?
Duo: GET SALEM!
Salem: NOT AGAIN!!! AHHHHHH!! *runs*
Please R&R