Vegeta's revenge
Disclaimer: Again I do not own any of the DBZ characters etc etc Oh come on you know the drill.
All of the Z Fighters were at capsule corp. (as Bulma forced them to stay over) they were all asleep except for one spiteful saiyan. It was almost 3am and Vegeta had finally thought of a way to get them all back for laughing at him. It was so simple and obvious that when he thought of it he hit himself for not thinking of it sooner. He would cut all their hair off. He chuckled to himself as he went into the bathroom to get scissors and the buzzer (A/N can't remember what the buzzing shaver thing is actually called) he was thinking of crazy styles to do peoples hair in, he was going to have so much fun! Doing Kakarot would be the best as his wouldn't grow out; it would be perfect pay back for all the times he had humiliated him and stomped on his pride.
Vegeta tiptoed as lightly as his muscular body (Down girls) would let him, which was fortunately very lightly as he was quite small compared to the others. He crept into the room where four of the Z fighters were sleeping; Videl, Yamcha, Gohan and Goten were to be his first victims. Luckily none of them woke up with the sound the buzzer made and Vegeta crept out as silently as he came in.
In the next room were Hercule, Pan and Chi-Chi. This room only took him a few minutes and then he swept soundlessly to the room he couldn't wait to do! The room that held the people who had humiliated him the most Kakarot, Krillen and Piccolo. He went in and started, luckily Krillen had grown hair and when he did Kakarot Vegeta was creased up with silent laughter, then he came to Piccolo "Ah" he said. He's forgotten that Piccolo didn't have any hair because he's a Namek. What could he do? He stood there thinking for a while then he realised that someone near him was awake. He looked down and saw to eyes staring up at him twinkling in the moonlight. Vegeta froze; he's also forgotten that Piccolo was an extremely light sleeper. He tried to get out but a deep voice came out of the dark "What are you doing here Vegeta?"
"Erm."
Piccolo then turned over and saw Goku and Krillen. He had to put his hand over his mouth to stop himself from laughing and waking them up. "Never mind. I think I know. You got stuck when you got to me didn't you"
"Kind of, can't exactly shave your head can I"
"Oh dear what a shame. Tell you what, I'll make you a deal."
"I'm listening" Vegeta was very cautious of what Piccolo was going to say.
"I'll keep this quiet if you."
"If I what? Tell me"
"I'm thinking"
"....." Vegeta just stood there.
"Ok. I'll keep this quiet if you.. Never wear spandex again"
"WHAT!"
"Shhh! You'll wake them up" Said Piccolo in a harsh whisper
"Kakarot sleeps like the dead we don't have to worry, but never wear spandex?"
"Change your style. you'll look better trust me"
"Since when is a guy with a cape and turban a fashion guru"
"Guru's wear turbans"
"Shut up. Fine I'll do it. No spandex but I'm still wearing tight pants. The girls love it."
"Whatever.I can't wait to see their faces in the morning"
"Me either. Now remember you never saw me"
"Namek's honour" Piccolo replied putting up three fingers.
With that Vegeta left to go to bed and he dreamed of what would come in the morning with a huge smile on his face.
Ok. A second chapter at request and it looks like I'm now going to have to do a third. Oh well. Please review!
Disclaimer: Again I do not own any of the DBZ characters etc etc Oh come on you know the drill.
All of the Z Fighters were at capsule corp. (as Bulma forced them to stay over) they were all asleep except for one spiteful saiyan. It was almost 3am and Vegeta had finally thought of a way to get them all back for laughing at him. It was so simple and obvious that when he thought of it he hit himself for not thinking of it sooner. He would cut all their hair off. He chuckled to himself as he went into the bathroom to get scissors and the buzzer (A/N can't remember what the buzzing shaver thing is actually called) he was thinking of crazy styles to do peoples hair in, he was going to have so much fun! Doing Kakarot would be the best as his wouldn't grow out; it would be perfect pay back for all the times he had humiliated him and stomped on his pride.
Vegeta tiptoed as lightly as his muscular body (Down girls) would let him, which was fortunately very lightly as he was quite small compared to the others. He crept into the room where four of the Z fighters were sleeping; Videl, Yamcha, Gohan and Goten were to be his first victims. Luckily none of them woke up with the sound the buzzer made and Vegeta crept out as silently as he came in.
In the next room were Hercule, Pan and Chi-Chi. This room only took him a few minutes and then he swept soundlessly to the room he couldn't wait to do! The room that held the people who had humiliated him the most Kakarot, Krillen and Piccolo. He went in and started, luckily Krillen had grown hair and when he did Kakarot Vegeta was creased up with silent laughter, then he came to Piccolo "Ah" he said. He's forgotten that Piccolo didn't have any hair because he's a Namek. What could he do? He stood there thinking for a while then he realised that someone near him was awake. He looked down and saw to eyes staring up at him twinkling in the moonlight. Vegeta froze; he's also forgotten that Piccolo was an extremely light sleeper. He tried to get out but a deep voice came out of the dark "What are you doing here Vegeta?"
"Erm."
Piccolo then turned over and saw Goku and Krillen. He had to put his hand over his mouth to stop himself from laughing and waking them up. "Never mind. I think I know. You got stuck when you got to me didn't you"
"Kind of, can't exactly shave your head can I"
"Oh dear what a shame. Tell you what, I'll make you a deal."
"I'm listening" Vegeta was very cautious of what Piccolo was going to say.
"I'll keep this quiet if you."
"If I what? Tell me"
"I'm thinking"
"....." Vegeta just stood there.
"Ok. I'll keep this quiet if you.. Never wear spandex again"
"WHAT!"
"Shhh! You'll wake them up" Said Piccolo in a harsh whisper
"Kakarot sleeps like the dead we don't have to worry, but never wear spandex?"
"Change your style. you'll look better trust me"
"Since when is a guy with a cape and turban a fashion guru"
"Guru's wear turbans"
"Shut up. Fine I'll do it. No spandex but I'm still wearing tight pants. The girls love it."
"Whatever.I can't wait to see their faces in the morning"
"Me either. Now remember you never saw me"
"Namek's honour" Piccolo replied putting up three fingers.
With that Vegeta left to go to bed and he dreamed of what would come in the morning with a huge smile on his face.
Ok. A second chapter at request and it looks like I'm now going to have to do a third. Oh well. Please review!