Hair today gone tomorrow
Disclaimer: Oh yeah I really own a multi-million animation company! Of course I don't!
Right, chapter 3. Prepare yourself for very freaky hairstyles.
Piccolo and Vegeta were the first to get up the next morning as the always rose early; also they wanted front row seats to see how everyone reacted to their hair. Piccolo was anxious to see what Vegeta had done to the other Z fighters as he had only seen Goku and Krillen.
The first to get up was Gohan; he walked into the kitchen where Piccolo and Vegeta were having a coffee. Piccolo spat his out because he laughed so hard. "What's so funny?" asked the demi-saiyan, he hadn't noticed his hair yet and he couldn't quite understand why they were laughing so much. Vegeta had almost fallen off his chair, it had looked funny in the dark but in the light it was even better! He's given Gohan a punk rocker type hairdo, all bald except for spikes sticking out in all directions. Piccolo and Vegeta could barely breathe for laughing. Then Yamcha came out and Piccolo fell onto the floor clutching his ribs, Vegeta was laughing so hard he was crying. They laughed harder when Gohan and Yamcha said in unison
"What happened to your hair?"
Yamcha's hair was normal except for parts that had been cut down to the scalp, they were letters, and Vegeta had written 'Dumb' on the top of Yamcha's head. Chi-Chi and Videl came in at the same time; both absolutely fuming their haircuts seemed to match. Chi-Chi had a bowl cut on the left side (Without a bowl so it was rather wonky) and on the right she had no hair at all. Videl had the same but on opposite sides. Now both Vegeta and Piccolo were on the floor crying and gasping for breath.
Hercule came in with a small figure hiding behind his legs, the small figure was Pan who didn't want anyone to see the monstrosity that had become her head. Hercule's Afro had practically gone except for a huge spike on either side of his head and one on the top so he looked like Krusty the Clown. Pan seemed to have come off the better from Vegeta's trick as her hairstyle wasn't as bad as the others (Vegeta couldn't bring himself to completely humiliate a child no matter how much he denied it later) Pan's hair had just been cut, not partially shaved like the others. Hers looked normal from the front but at the back a huge triangle had been cut out of it, luckily she could hide this is she wore her hair in pigtails for the next few months. Goten came in not long after his niece, he'd gotten off quite lightly (there you are rachie, happy now?) as Vegeta had started to run out of ideas as he was saving his best for Goku. Vegeta had given him what some people would say was an improvement from the mullet thing he had had, his hair was now much shorter but the older saiyan had left two long parts at the front, and plaited them as he couldn't think of what else to do.
Then best were saved for last, Krillen walked in and started laughing at all the others, everyone saw him and started laughing, Piccolo, who had composed himself enough to whisper to Vegeta said "You're a genius!" before lapsing into another fit of laughter, Vegeta had been a genius because unluckily for Krillen he had grown enough hair for Vegeta to give him a mini version of his old hairdo. Krillen now wielded the Vegeta trademark spike, but his hair wasn't as long as Vegeta's used to be so it only added an extra ½ a foot to his height. Vegeta suddenly poked Piccolo and whispered in his ear "Kakarot's coming" then in walked the man himself, in all his glory.
With NO HAIR WHATSOEVER!
Everyone was on the floor laughing (Except Chi-Chi who was on the floor because she had fainted) Goku then did his famous confused look and saw everyone else. He started laughing and put his hand to the back of his head to do 'the son thing' and he felt nothing but scalp. He froze and felt the rest of his head he then spoke in a small, shocked voice "I'm bald" Everyone stopped laughing "I'm bald.I'm.Bald....AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Everyone started laughing again and Yamcha said, "I wonder who did it" Piccolo caught Vegeta's eye and they both started to giggle. Chi-Chi (who had no regained full consciousness) glared at them "You two tricksters!" The Namek defended himself and his now partner in crime "Hey don't look at us why would we want all your hair to go funny?" he then started to laugh "Anyway Chi-Chi it's a good look for you!"
They never were found out, and much to Vegeta's dismay the hair grew back. Except Goku's who had to have fake hair lasered onto his head in his old style. Vegeta grew to like his new hair; Bulma thought it was sexy so that was good enough for him! Also he learned to live without spandex, he took a liking to tight leather instead (Much to the delight of female anime watchers around the world)
Well, that's it. Story finished. You can get a lot of writing done when you're off sick. Look out fro more of my fics and PLEASE REVIEW!
Disclaimer: Oh yeah I really own a multi-million animation company! Of course I don't!
Right, chapter 3. Prepare yourself for very freaky hairstyles.
Piccolo and Vegeta were the first to get up the next morning as the always rose early; also they wanted front row seats to see how everyone reacted to their hair. Piccolo was anxious to see what Vegeta had done to the other Z fighters as he had only seen Goku and Krillen.
The first to get up was Gohan; he walked into the kitchen where Piccolo and Vegeta were having a coffee. Piccolo spat his out because he laughed so hard. "What's so funny?" asked the demi-saiyan, he hadn't noticed his hair yet and he couldn't quite understand why they were laughing so much. Vegeta had almost fallen off his chair, it had looked funny in the dark but in the light it was even better! He's given Gohan a punk rocker type hairdo, all bald except for spikes sticking out in all directions. Piccolo and Vegeta could barely breathe for laughing. Then Yamcha came out and Piccolo fell onto the floor clutching his ribs, Vegeta was laughing so hard he was crying. They laughed harder when Gohan and Yamcha said in unison
"What happened to your hair?"
Yamcha's hair was normal except for parts that had been cut down to the scalp, they were letters, and Vegeta had written 'Dumb' on the top of Yamcha's head. Chi-Chi and Videl came in at the same time; both absolutely fuming their haircuts seemed to match. Chi-Chi had a bowl cut on the left side (Without a bowl so it was rather wonky) and on the right she had no hair at all. Videl had the same but on opposite sides. Now both Vegeta and Piccolo were on the floor crying and gasping for breath.
Hercule came in with a small figure hiding behind his legs, the small figure was Pan who didn't want anyone to see the monstrosity that had become her head. Hercule's Afro had practically gone except for a huge spike on either side of his head and one on the top so he looked like Krusty the Clown. Pan seemed to have come off the better from Vegeta's trick as her hairstyle wasn't as bad as the others (Vegeta couldn't bring himself to completely humiliate a child no matter how much he denied it later) Pan's hair had just been cut, not partially shaved like the others. Hers looked normal from the front but at the back a huge triangle had been cut out of it, luckily she could hide this is she wore her hair in pigtails for the next few months. Goten came in not long after his niece, he'd gotten off quite lightly (there you are rachie, happy now?) as Vegeta had started to run out of ideas as he was saving his best for Goku. Vegeta had given him what some people would say was an improvement from the mullet thing he had had, his hair was now much shorter but the older saiyan had left two long parts at the front, and plaited them as he couldn't think of what else to do.
Then best were saved for last, Krillen walked in and started laughing at all the others, everyone saw him and started laughing, Piccolo, who had composed himself enough to whisper to Vegeta said "You're a genius!" before lapsing into another fit of laughter, Vegeta had been a genius because unluckily for Krillen he had grown enough hair for Vegeta to give him a mini version of his old hairdo. Krillen now wielded the Vegeta trademark spike, but his hair wasn't as long as Vegeta's used to be so it only added an extra ½ a foot to his height. Vegeta suddenly poked Piccolo and whispered in his ear "Kakarot's coming" then in walked the man himself, in all his glory.
With NO HAIR WHATSOEVER!
Everyone was on the floor laughing (Except Chi-Chi who was on the floor because she had fainted) Goku then did his famous confused look and saw everyone else. He started laughing and put his hand to the back of his head to do 'the son thing' and he felt nothing but scalp. He froze and felt the rest of his head he then spoke in a small, shocked voice "I'm bald" Everyone stopped laughing "I'm bald.I'm.Bald....AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Everyone started laughing again and Yamcha said, "I wonder who did it" Piccolo caught Vegeta's eye and they both started to giggle. Chi-Chi (who had no regained full consciousness) glared at them "You two tricksters!" The Namek defended himself and his now partner in crime "Hey don't look at us why would we want all your hair to go funny?" he then started to laugh "Anyway Chi-Chi it's a good look for you!"
They never were found out, and much to Vegeta's dismay the hair grew back. Except Goku's who had to have fake hair lasered onto his head in his old style. Vegeta grew to like his new hair; Bulma thought it was sexy so that was good enough for him! Also he learned to live without spandex, he took a liking to tight leather instead (Much to the delight of female anime watchers around the world)
Well, that's it. Story finished. You can get a lot of writing done when you're off sick. Look out fro more of my fics and PLEASE REVIEW!