~*~I've Never~*~
By: Mae Noelle
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the good stuff; I daresay the plot is mine, but every where you go somebody copies someone. I got the idea though from a Gundam Wing fic I read three years ago. I swear, if there is another out there in the Harry Potter world, I was the first!
A/N (authors note) I am guessing that I don't need to tell you what I've Never is, because you most likely read chapter 1 before 2, and the explanation is written there.
Also, the order around the circle goes like this: Ginny, Hermione, Draco, George, Fred, Neville, Seamus, Cho, Harry, Ron, Snape, Lupin, Sirius, and then Dumbledore. This bit of info is mainly for me, btw.
READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CONFUSED!! Okay, since it was so confusing having peoples thoughts all over the place, every time you see this:
~*~
It means that the point of view has changed. I have complete and utter faith in you to be able to figure out who that person is. Now, go read.
Sorry it took so long to get this chapter out, My computer crashed, literally, as I was saving this. So I had nothing. I got depressed.
Chapter two: Questions
~*~
"I must admit, this is actually an amusing game," Snape took another gulp of his drink emptying it. "Damn," he muttered, reaching down to an empty bottle of brandy at his feet.
~*~
"Alright! Malfoy! I think I want who." Hermione let a cruel smirk crawl over her face.
Malfoy looked up. Crap.
"I -"
"Let me guess, Pansy, right?" She shivered. "Uhhhg," Ron, on the other side, spit out his wine and started gagging.
"Maybe he shouldn't answer, Hermione," Ron shivered again.
Yes, please, listen to him, listen to him-
"Answer!"
Draco sighed. This is not going to be fun.
"Alright! I haven't ever had it before! Are you happy?!" Draco picked up his glass.
"Liar!" Hermione, her mouth open.
Snape looked up, an odd, un-Snape like twinkle in his eye.
"He cannot lie! The potion wouldn't allow it, he wouldn't be able to do it," Snape's twinkle in his eyes were getting bigger and bigger...
"No! Damn, that means I will have to ask someone else my question, then," Hermione sighed loudly.
Snapes twinkles vanished immediately. Everyone turned to face him. Again. Hermione grinned.
"You wouldn't," Snape breathed.
At least they aren't focusing on me. Hah!
~*~
Snape looked up. No, this cannot happen!
"Since you were trying so hard to lie, I am guessing that your information will be valuable." Hermione grinned again. That grin would be enough to admit her into the Slytherin common room, he thought suddenly.
Sirius' grin was so big he was endanger of it taking over his face. Remus was shaking silently.
"Well, do I have to list all of them?" Snape sighed.
Harry's eye was twitching. "That's not right. Snape? They would have to be mental,"
"Or under one of his potions."
Dumbledore got up.
"I have a feeling that I am not needed here anymore. I am sure you all understand the rules, and I must be going," He turned to Harry and Ginny. "My best wishes to you. Have a wonderful evening!" Dumbledore started to make for the door, but then disappeared with a pop.
"He left! Just left us!" Ginny slumped down in her chair. "One person down, I guess. Get on with the answer, Snape,"
"Yes, but, only list the people we know." Hermione turned toward Snape, grinning evilly again.
"Bertha, Minerva, Sicily, Lily-" Harry gagged.
"This, 'Lily' wouldn't happen to be my mum, now would it?" Everyone raised their eyebrows. Harry's were in danger of disappearing into his hair.
"Er-"
"My turn!" Malfoy jumped up and ran into the middle of the circle, dragging back three bottles. "Hehe,"
~*~
He had the best, most wonderful idea.
"Alright. I've never-" He coughed. "I've never-" He coughed again. "I've ne- ne- nev- never-"
"He's trying to lie," Harry grinned. "Now I need to know what he's saying!"
Crap! Now what can I say? I know, something Muggles do...
"I've never flown in an airplane." Ginny, Hermione, and Harry took a sip. They all exchanged funny looks.
"Well that was just the best "I've Never" in the world, wasn't it?" Ron snorted.
"Well at least I know what I am going to ask!" George rubbed his hands together. Fred suddenly looked up. "No! Let me do it, please!"
~*~
George looked at his empty glass. Now, how to figure out what Malfoy had said? This was going to be hard. Then, as if a magical light were swirling down upon him, it came to him. Perfect.
"Okay! I've never tried to lie during this I've Never game." Ron gave him a thumbs up.
"Beautiful George! Couldn't have said it better myself." Seamus smiled wickedly, turning to Malfoy, who had just taken a sip. Across the circle Snape sighed. And took a sip.
George put his hand on his chin, stroking an invisible beard. "I wonder who I shall ask."
Everyone pointed to Malfoy simultaneously, except for Malfoy himself, who had pointed to Snape.
"Alright! Malfoy. What. What were you going to say?"
"Why don't you do the unpredictable thing and pick him?"
"Just say it!" Shouted everyone in the room.
Malfoy sighed. "I'venevehadneseualfantaiesboutanygryffndors."
Hermione pulled her wand out of one of her pockets. "Say that again?" She muttered something that sounded like 'recordo'.
Malfoy sighed yet again. "I'venevehadneseualfantaiesboutanygryffndors."
"Yes! Ginny, come here. I need your help." Ginny pulled out her wand.
"Could you say 'clearous' when I do this-" She muttered 'resume' and flicked her wand. Suddenly, Malfoys voice came out and repeated what he'd just said.
"Do I really sound that annoying?" Malfoy blurted out.
"Alright? On the count of three... one... two...
"Resume!"
"Clearous!"
The long word that came out of Hermione's wand became more clearer, like this:
"I'venever had any sexual fantasies about any Gryffindors." Malfoy paled.
"That is NOT what I said!"
"Wonder which one it should-" Ron began, but seeing another good 'I've Never' on the horizon he quickly shut his mouth, hoping that he could use that one.
Fred stood. "Looks like I get to go! So, what should my I've Never be?"
"Has anyone realized that I have taken a drink at every single one now?" Snape shook his head.
"And about thirty in between," Harry muttered to Ron.
George suddenly had another brilliant idea. Someone up there liked him.
He turned to Fred and said: "We all have to try and say something that will get Snape to drink! Pass this message to everyone, but make sure to stop when you get to Snape!" He then turned to Malfoy, and hesitantly, told him the message too. The bad thing about ganging up on people is that you have to work with people you hate. Despise. Looooath.
Fred still stood there, puzzling over his I've Never.
~*~
Tell me what you want the I've Nevers to be! I need ideas! Also, tell me what you think! I need motivation. I got pretty depressed when my computer deleted this chapter the first time, and then, I somehow deleted my other fic and had to re-post it all over again.
Thanks to my reviewers! I LUV you! (Now, please use that information responsibly... and don't eat Mike and Ikes and drink Pepsi while reading this story!)
By: Mae Noelle
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the good stuff; I daresay the plot is mine, but every where you go somebody copies someone. I got the idea though from a Gundam Wing fic I read three years ago. I swear, if there is another out there in the Harry Potter world, I was the first!
A/N (authors note) I am guessing that I don't need to tell you what I've Never is, because you most likely read chapter 1 before 2, and the explanation is written there.
Also, the order around the circle goes like this: Ginny, Hermione, Draco, George, Fred, Neville, Seamus, Cho, Harry, Ron, Snape, Lupin, Sirius, and then Dumbledore. This bit of info is mainly for me, btw.
READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CONFUSED!! Okay, since it was so confusing having peoples thoughts all over the place, every time you see this:
~*~
It means that the point of view has changed. I have complete and utter faith in you to be able to figure out who that person is. Now, go read.
Sorry it took so long to get this chapter out, My computer crashed, literally, as I was saving this. So I had nothing. I got depressed.
Chapter two: Questions
~*~
"I must admit, this is actually an amusing game," Snape took another gulp of his drink emptying it. "Damn," he muttered, reaching down to an empty bottle of brandy at his feet.
~*~
"Alright! Malfoy! I think I want who." Hermione let a cruel smirk crawl over her face.
Malfoy looked up. Crap.
"I -"
"Let me guess, Pansy, right?" She shivered. "Uhhhg," Ron, on the other side, spit out his wine and started gagging.
"Maybe he shouldn't answer, Hermione," Ron shivered again.
Yes, please, listen to him, listen to him-
"Answer!"
Draco sighed. This is not going to be fun.
"Alright! I haven't ever had it before! Are you happy?!" Draco picked up his glass.
"Liar!" Hermione, her mouth open.
Snape looked up, an odd, un-Snape like twinkle in his eye.
"He cannot lie! The potion wouldn't allow it, he wouldn't be able to do it," Snape's twinkle in his eyes were getting bigger and bigger...
"No! Damn, that means I will have to ask someone else my question, then," Hermione sighed loudly.
Snapes twinkles vanished immediately. Everyone turned to face him. Again. Hermione grinned.
"You wouldn't," Snape breathed.
At least they aren't focusing on me. Hah!
~*~
Snape looked up. No, this cannot happen!
"Since you were trying so hard to lie, I am guessing that your information will be valuable." Hermione grinned again. That grin would be enough to admit her into the Slytherin common room, he thought suddenly.
Sirius' grin was so big he was endanger of it taking over his face. Remus was shaking silently.
"Well, do I have to list all of them?" Snape sighed.
Harry's eye was twitching. "That's not right. Snape? They would have to be mental,"
"Or under one of his potions."
Dumbledore got up.
"I have a feeling that I am not needed here anymore. I am sure you all understand the rules, and I must be going," He turned to Harry and Ginny. "My best wishes to you. Have a wonderful evening!" Dumbledore started to make for the door, but then disappeared with a pop.
"He left! Just left us!" Ginny slumped down in her chair. "One person down, I guess. Get on with the answer, Snape,"
"Yes, but, only list the people we know." Hermione turned toward Snape, grinning evilly again.
"Bertha, Minerva, Sicily, Lily-" Harry gagged.
"This, 'Lily' wouldn't happen to be my mum, now would it?" Everyone raised their eyebrows. Harry's were in danger of disappearing into his hair.
"Er-"
"My turn!" Malfoy jumped up and ran into the middle of the circle, dragging back three bottles. "Hehe,"
~*~
He had the best, most wonderful idea.
"Alright. I've never-" He coughed. "I've never-" He coughed again. "I've ne- ne- nev- never-"
"He's trying to lie," Harry grinned. "Now I need to know what he's saying!"
Crap! Now what can I say? I know, something Muggles do...
"I've never flown in an airplane." Ginny, Hermione, and Harry took a sip. They all exchanged funny looks.
"Well that was just the best "I've Never" in the world, wasn't it?" Ron snorted.
"Well at least I know what I am going to ask!" George rubbed his hands together. Fred suddenly looked up. "No! Let me do it, please!"
~*~
George looked at his empty glass. Now, how to figure out what Malfoy had said? This was going to be hard. Then, as if a magical light were swirling down upon him, it came to him. Perfect.
"Okay! I've never tried to lie during this I've Never game." Ron gave him a thumbs up.
"Beautiful George! Couldn't have said it better myself." Seamus smiled wickedly, turning to Malfoy, who had just taken a sip. Across the circle Snape sighed. And took a sip.
George put his hand on his chin, stroking an invisible beard. "I wonder who I shall ask."
Everyone pointed to Malfoy simultaneously, except for Malfoy himself, who had pointed to Snape.
"Alright! Malfoy. What. What were you going to say?"
"Why don't you do the unpredictable thing and pick him?"
"Just say it!" Shouted everyone in the room.
Malfoy sighed. "I'venevehadneseualfantaiesboutanygryffndors."
Hermione pulled her wand out of one of her pockets. "Say that again?" She muttered something that sounded like 'recordo'.
Malfoy sighed yet again. "I'venevehadneseualfantaiesboutanygryffndors."
"Yes! Ginny, come here. I need your help." Ginny pulled out her wand.
"Could you say 'clearous' when I do this-" She muttered 'resume' and flicked her wand. Suddenly, Malfoys voice came out and repeated what he'd just said.
"Do I really sound that annoying?" Malfoy blurted out.
"Alright? On the count of three... one... two...
"Resume!"
"Clearous!"
The long word that came out of Hermione's wand became more clearer, like this:
"I'venever had any sexual fantasies about any Gryffindors." Malfoy paled.
"That is NOT what I said!"
"Wonder which one it should-" Ron began, but seeing another good 'I've Never' on the horizon he quickly shut his mouth, hoping that he could use that one.
Fred stood. "Looks like I get to go! So, what should my I've Never be?"
"Has anyone realized that I have taken a drink at every single one now?" Snape shook his head.
"And about thirty in between," Harry muttered to Ron.
George suddenly had another brilliant idea. Someone up there liked him.
He turned to Fred and said: "We all have to try and say something that will get Snape to drink! Pass this message to everyone, but make sure to stop when you get to Snape!" He then turned to Malfoy, and hesitantly, told him the message too. The bad thing about ganging up on people is that you have to work with people you hate. Despise. Looooath.
Fred still stood there, puzzling over his I've Never.
~*~
Tell me what you want the I've Nevers to be! I need ideas! Also, tell me what you think! I need motivation. I got pretty depressed when my computer deleted this chapter the first time, and then, I somehow deleted my other fic and had to re-post it all over again.
Thanks to my reviewers! I LUV you! (Now, please use that information responsibly... and don't eat Mike and Ikes and drink Pepsi while reading this story!)