~*~I've Never~*~

By: Mae Noelle

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the good stuff; I daresay the plot is mine, but every where you go somebody copies someone. I got the idea though from a Gundam Wing fic I read three years ago. I swear, if there is another out there in the Harry Potter world, I was the first!

A/N (authors note) I am guessing that I don't need to tell you what I've Never is, because you most likely read chapter 1 before 2, and the explanation is written there.

Also, the order around the circle goes like this: Ginny, Hermione, Draco, George, Fred, Neville, Seamus, Cho, Harry, Ron, Snape, Lupin, Sirius, and then Dumbledore. This bit of info is mainly for me, btw.

READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CONFUSED!! Alright, since I am so confusing, there will be no point of views. It is a versatile thing. Now, go read.

Wow!! Two chapters in two days! That has to be a record! (For me)

Chapter three: Flying Popcorn

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Fred still stood there, puzzling over his I've Never.

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Fred looked over to Hermione and Ginny. Screw the get-Snape-every-time thing, he had a great idea. And he would be able to use his secret information.

"We have to call a rule that we can NOT sneak drinks at all, and can only drink when they have done that I've Never. And can only drink once." Ginny looked into the middle of the circle. "Besides, we are running out of drinks. Who ever takes the last drink has to go out and get more."

Everyone but their drinks down.

"Okay, I have thought of one." He looked over at Hermione. "Get your glasses ready." Hermione's eyes widened.

"I've never peeked on Harry in the shower." Fred grinned.

Harry scowled. "Nice to know, Fred. I had been worried." Harry quickly glanced around, checking to see who would drink.

Ginny. That was understandable. She is his wife.

Hermione. Well, that is understandable too- to a point. They had been best friends for a while now.

Then- Ron?

Some popcorn flew across the quiet room.

"I am not going to even ask, Ron." Fred turned to Hermione. "So?"

Hermione glanced around, a bit red. "Me?" She squeaked.

"Yes, you. Now, when was it?" Seeing that there might be unwanted confrontations, he added, "Er, the first time." Hermione reddened even more.

"Spare me," Malfoy muttered, going to take a sip out of his glass. He glanced at the shrinking number of bottles in the middle and hesitantly lowered it.

"Er," Hermione began. "Well, I was going up to Harry's dormitory to ask him if I could borrow," She glanced at Harry. "something, and-"

"I didn't ask for the story,"

"Well your getting it for free, aren't you!" She snapped. "Anyways, he wasn't exactly in there, so I took it, and I heard noises-"

"When? When was this?"

"I'm getting there!" She hissed. "It was in our sixth year-" She reddened again. Malfoy also looked down at the ground hesitantly. "Right after Christmas."

"I think I want to skip my turn-" Neville shuddered. "Really-"

"Now Neville! You can't do that. It doesn't have to be that good- just as long as you get a bunch of people to drink. Or, something really good, but only gets one person." Seamus grinned.

"Er... fine. I guess." Neville sucked in some air. "I got one!"

"Bravo. Get on with it now." Snape looked down longingly at his glass.

"I've never been fond of one of the Professors,"

The whole circle went quiet.

The professors all gasped and started looking around, horrified.

Hermione, Ginny, Cho, Ron, Harry, George, Fred, Lupin, Sirius, Seamus, and then reluctantly Snape, took a sip.

Seamus grinned. "Now that's the kind of thing I was talking about, Neville!"

Harry coughed a cough that sounded suspiciously like 'Snape' as he pointed to the greasy teacher.

Neville grinned. "So, Snape." Anyone could tell there was a very confident tone to his voice that had never, ever been there before. "Who?" The whole room went silent. This was big.

"Please Minerva, please Minerva," Chorused Fred and George.

"Please not Minerva, please not Minerva," chorused Ron and Harry. They had placed bets, if you can't see.

"Please kill me!" Snape cried. He tried to grab his wand, but fortunately Lupin grabbed it.

"Sorry, as much as I would love to take that offer, I would rather hear what you have to say."

There was a sudden Who-Wants-To-Be-A-Millionaire-Atmosphere as the room turned to Snape. Even the flying popcorn ceased. No one drank. Of course the girls all knew, but they had never told anyone. It was that kind of thing.

"Give me back my wand!" Snape screeched. He leapt at Lupin, who was still clutching two wands in his hand. "Give it to me now!"

"I'm sorry, but suicide is a crime punishable by death."

"I'll only to use it on anyone who laughs at me, not on me, you bloody idiot!"

Lupin contemplated this. "Alright." He handed back his wand.

"Alright." Snape echoed. "But if ANY one dares to mock me, I shall make sure that EACH and EVERY one of you regrets it." He breathed in. "Joanna Airee."

"No!" Gasped Hermione, a hint of laughter in her voice. "Not the DADA Professor that came in my fifth year!"

"Who would have guessed?" Ginny gasped also. Hermione and her exchanged looks.

"Hey!" Said Seamus suddenly, "I liked her too!"

Ron nodded his head, along with Harry. "Me too,"

"Us too!" Said George and Fred, clinking their glasses together.

"Really? Well isn't that interesting." Lupin gulped.

"We did too," Added Sirius, looking down at his drink.

"Speak for yourse-" Lupin started to cough on his words. "Alright," He finally coughed out. "Me too."

"I had never liked her," Draco stirred his drink. "Am I the only o-"

"Hey, was that an I've Never statement?" Shouted George over the noise.

"It wasn't his turn, idiot," Ron shouted.

"Wait- You two knew? About Snape?" Harry's breathing staggered as he turned toward Ginny and Hermione suddenly.

"AND YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE TELLING US?" Ron was breathing like a mad man.

"Well, when we saw Snape threatened to kill us," Hermione glared at the two boys.

"You mean you saw it too?" Ron moaned.

"We weren't the only two who knew," Ginny muttered. Malfoy and Cho found something interesting on the walls beside them, with some popcorn filling the air behind them.

"That was the day that I needed your invisibility cloak and saw you in the shower,"

Harry glanced at Cho and Malfoy. "Did they find out at the same time as you?"

Whatever he expected the answer to be, it wasn't what he got.

The three girls started to giggle madly. Ginny's shoulders were shaking violently. Malfoy looked down at the ground, red in the face.

"I think that has got to be at least three good I've Nevers right there," Fred threw a piece of popcorn into the air, then rubbed his hands together. "I know four good ones now that nobody else does."

"Five," Corrected Ron.

"Six," Sirius grinned.

"Well? Who's lucky turn is it now?" Everyone turned around the circle, looking.

"Oh! It's mine." Seamus grinned. "Which question to choose?" He sat there.

"Okay!" He laughed evilly. "I have never said that I have never had any sexual fantasies about Gryffindors during an I've Never game." Everyone turned to Malfoy, who was now smacking his forehead repeatedly. "Now tell us who it was."

After about fifteen seconds of this Sirius suddenly shouted- "Will you stop? Get over it and say who it was!"

"Fine." He drew up his head in a dignified manor. "Hermione." Hermione gasped.

"Shut up!"

It was quiet. Too quiet. Too, too quiet-

"No!" Said Ginny, just for the effect it had.

"No!" Echoed Ron.

"What, she's not that bad looking," Said Malfoy, gesturing his hand toward Hermione. "Especially in that muggle clothing." Hermione blushed and pulled down her shirt.

"Well- l-l-le-lets get on with it, n-now shall we?" Snape turned toward Cho. He was obviously fighting some inner desire inside.

"Okay. I've got one- I've never thought of Draco naked."

"Really?" Malfoy turned to Cho. "Are you sure?" Cho rolled her eyes.

"Damn," Hermione quickly took a sip and slammed down her glass. "Did you have to say that one?"

Cho smiled innocently. "Of course. Now, since you seem to be the only one, I get to ask you a question." Harry and Ron's mouths' opened, if possible, even wider.

"I need to leave." Ron made to get up.

"I'm not going to ask something like, 'what happened in this little fantasy' if it will make you feel any better. I don't think I would be able to take it either." She grinned evilly again.

"Hear hear!" Cried Ginny. "But nothing stupid like 'were it happened' or 'when it happened'. Oh- how about why she decided to think about it?!"

Cho grinned evilly. "Yes! I like that one. Do explain!"

"I need to leave," Repeated Ron, making to get up. Harry, without removing his eyes or closing his mouth, stuck out his hand to block him from leaving.

"Sit. Down." Harry's eyes widened. "Wait - I think I do want to know when this happened!"

"Pick and choose, boy! Just shut up and listen!" Snape turned back to Hermione, his eyes glittering maliciously.

"Alright, alright."

"Looks like your secrets out, Herm." Malfoy grinned.

Hermione jerked her arm, and sent her drink flying all over his face. He sputtered.

"You call this wine? It is more like apple juice," He wiped his eyes on his robe. He put a finger in his mouth. "Doesn't even have a kick."

"DO. YOU. WANT. ME. TO. TALK. OR. NOT?" She poured more wine in her glass. She inhaled.

"Well, I think around our fifth year, before we all went down to Snapes office-" She motioned to Ginny, Cho, and Malfoy. "And we were wandering around, and you were making those damn jokes about me-" She glared at Malfoy. "And kept saying-"

"You know what? I think we can skip that part!" Malfoy nodded smiling what he hoped was a sweet smile, catching a stray piece of popcorn out of the air.

"Yah! Don't ruin three good I've Nevers in one explanation, Hermione!" Ron blurted.

"So thats what made you think that way about-" Harry shuddered. "Him?"

"Well, you would have to know what he said first."

"Well, lets get on with this! It is my turn, and I need some time to think of a question that would position me to finding out what happened in Snapes office that had to do with Professor Airee and him threatening to kill you four."

Harry grinned.

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Tell me what you want the I've Nevers to be! I need ideas! Also, tell me what you think! I need motivation. I got pretty depressed when my computer deleted this chapter the first time, and then, I somehow deleted my other fic and had to re-post it all over again.

Sorry it was kindof short! I still need ideas, so keep em coming! Also, thanks a bunch to my reviewers!