Disclaimer: I own nothing. *muffled screams* SHUT UP!!! *muffled screams.
nicky throws a crowbar into the other room. a thunk is heard. then nothing*
Moving on . . .
A/N: I feel so special! Tons of reviews and tons of chapters!
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E-mail number twelve:
To: The Doctor [thedoctor16@rcn.com]
From: Clarice [cstarling79@usa.net]
Cc:
Subject: RE: Hello Clarice
Dear Dr. Lecter,
I know that being polite is good, but there is such a thing as overdoing it, like killing the rude. I think that's a tad overkill, no pun intended. I also know that I might not be the politest person in the world, but only one person can hold that position. You actually did lie to me. You said you wouldn't use me and you did, and this makes two. I suggest you stop before your perfect record becomes smudged even more.
As much as I really don't want to, I know that phones might be the safest way for you to tell me where you live. We will both know instantly if they're being tapped, where as in emails and regular letters, it's to easy for somebody to find out what's been happening without our knowing it. I expect you to call at two thirty on Saturday. And you are quite right in saying that I do remember that night. Very important, that was.
Tsk, tsk. You are being arrogant again, Doctor Lecter. I highly suggest you stop that too; perhaps we might become closer, since you seem so concerned about that. And the games are not fun for me. If you insist on playing them, then I just won't respond to that one part. This time, however, I will give you one more chance. I'm also sure that our friendship will get stronger and I suppose that I look forward to when it does, but keep in mind, the stronger it is, the easier it is for someone to find out. I do also really want to know what you aren't telling me. It's incredibly annoying, although I suppose that if I want the games to stop, I should stop saying that they bother me. Of course, you being who you are, it wouldn't matter if I tell you because you'd know anyways.
Good Bye,
Special Agent Clarice Starling
Ps. Of course you know that I'm not stupid. I wasn't asking if you did. Intrigue. That word is so professional. If I intend to keep you as my friend, when I'm with you, talking to you or writing to you, I need to pretend I don't have a professional life. Therefore, I'd rather you just say that you are attracted to me, both of us knowing what that means and what it doesn't.
A/N: I feel so special! Tons of reviews and tons of chapters!
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E-mail number twelve:
To: The Doctor [thedoctor16@rcn.com]
From: Clarice [cstarling79@usa.net]
Cc:
Subject: RE: Hello Clarice
Dear Dr. Lecter,
I know that being polite is good, but there is such a thing as overdoing it, like killing the rude. I think that's a tad overkill, no pun intended. I also know that I might not be the politest person in the world, but only one person can hold that position. You actually did lie to me. You said you wouldn't use me and you did, and this makes two. I suggest you stop before your perfect record becomes smudged even more.
As much as I really don't want to, I know that phones might be the safest way for you to tell me where you live. We will both know instantly if they're being tapped, where as in emails and regular letters, it's to easy for somebody to find out what's been happening without our knowing it. I expect you to call at two thirty on Saturday. And you are quite right in saying that I do remember that night. Very important, that was.
Tsk, tsk. You are being arrogant again, Doctor Lecter. I highly suggest you stop that too; perhaps we might become closer, since you seem so concerned about that. And the games are not fun for me. If you insist on playing them, then I just won't respond to that one part. This time, however, I will give you one more chance. I'm also sure that our friendship will get stronger and I suppose that I look forward to when it does, but keep in mind, the stronger it is, the easier it is for someone to find out. I do also really want to know what you aren't telling me. It's incredibly annoying, although I suppose that if I want the games to stop, I should stop saying that they bother me. Of course, you being who you are, it wouldn't matter if I tell you because you'd know anyways.
Good Bye,
Special Agent Clarice Starling
Ps. Of course you know that I'm not stupid. I wasn't asking if you did. Intrigue. That word is so professional. If I intend to keep you as my friend, when I'm with you, talking to you or writing to you, I need to pretend I don't have a professional life. Therefore, I'd rather you just say that you are attracted to me, both of us knowing what that means and what it doesn't.