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Announcer/ Co-Host/ Cameraman., lady…person/ NAKA! : Hello and welcome to, Whatevertheheckthisshowis. And here's your host, Casey!
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Casey: Thank you, Thank you. Today we are going to interview The Ducks.
Naka: Otter-pops for everyone!
Casey: [glares at Naka] anyway… First we shall interview Charlie.
Charlie walks in. Naka falls asleep.
Casey: Hello there, Charlie. How are you today?
Charlie: I'm okay… have you seen Adam?
Casey: Yes I have, He looks like a nice looking guy.
Charlie looks at her confused.
Casey: May I ask you some questions?
Charlie: Alright…
Casey: Good Good. Okay, first question. Which one of the people on your team is most likely gay?
Charlie: My Adam!
Casey: really, and why do you say that?
Charlie: um… no reason….
Casey: Okay, next question. What is your whole name?
Charlie: Charlie Dalton Conway.
Casey: Really? Is it?
Charlie nods.
Casey: [laughs] alright. New question. What do you say about rabid monkeys biting Orli's eyes out, while he eats chocolate frogs?
Charlie: Sure, but only if I get the rest of the chocolate frogs once he's blinded.
Naka: [wakes up] Huh? Orli?? As in Orlando Bloom?? The really hot guy from Pirates of the Caribbean?
Casey: Go back to sleep you good for nothing idiot!
Naka: [walks up to some random person in the audience (who happens to be the only person in the audience) ] You can be cameraperson right now, I have to be co-host. [walks back onto the stage sits down stares at Charlie with hand on chin] So, how long have you and Adam been together?
Casey: Naka!!!
Naka: In the words of Dean Portman—
Casey: Portman!!
Naka: What! It's a good question.
Charlie: well, you see, it's been like, what two—
Casey: You don't need to answer that you know!
Charlie: years…
Naka walks off.
Casey: Where are you going!
Naka: To make a cake.
Casey: whatever, So… Is it enjoyable to eat cheese on the moon?
Charlie: Depends on the type of cheese…
Casey: [sweat drop] What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Charlie: Um… depend, what kind does Adam like?
Casey: I haven't interviewed Adam yet…
Charlie: oh…
Casey: our next question will be from my co-co-host Rannoch, go ahead Rannoch.
Naka: [from kitchen] MY OVEN'S PREHEATED!
Rannoch: Is it enjoyable to eat cheese on the moon?
Casey: We already asked him that!
Rannoch: Oh… right… I forgot… [smirks evilly]
Casey: Ask him another question!
Rannoch: um ok… Would you say that Spot Conlon has a thing for you?
Charlie: Whose Spot Conlon?
Casey: Whose asking the questions?!
Charlie: Your Spot Conlon!!
Rannoch: She is?!
Casey: I AM!?
Rannoch: …lies… all lies…[Smacks Charlie]
Casey: Rannoch leave! You are not to hit my guests! You can come back when I tell you you can!
Rannoch: fine.
Casey: Why don't you take Her with you [points to Charlie]
Rannoch: [smiles] can we play dress up?
Casey: Um… sure…
Rannoch: [grabs Charlie] YAY!
Casey: Okay, she just took our guest so, lets get someone else.
Naka: [from kitchen] Dwayne?
Casey: If you insist.
Naka: I don't insist. I think we should just do Dwayne, or Adam [evil grin that no one can see cause she's in the kitchen]
Casey: Alright then, Everyone welcome Dwayne to the show! [the one person claps]
Dwayne walks in.
Casey: Hello Dwennie.
Naka: [still from kitchen] IT'S DWAYNE!
Casey: yes. Whatever. So DWAYNE, What's your full name?
Dwayne: Dwayne Robertson
Casey: Is that it?
Dwayne: Ya…
Casey: Who would name their kid Dwayne?
Dwayne: My parents….
Casey: Oh... that's right your names Dwayne. Sorry man, that must really suck…
Dwayne: It could be worse my name could be Dean.
Casey: Okay, who on your team is most likely gay? Wait did you say Dean!!!
Dwayne: um… no…
Casey: okay… Who on your team is most likely gay? [Beeper starts going off in kitchen]
Dwayne: [moves uncomfortably thinking kitchen is on fire] I say Adam.
Casey: Good answer Good answer.
Rannoch: [runs in] I smell chocolate cake!
Casey: Where's Charlie?
Rannoch: um… You don't want to know.
Dwayne: I want cake, it's my birthday and I haven't had any yet, because I was locked inside of a closet.
Casey: It's not a closet it's a dressing room!
Rannoch: No… it's a—
Casey: Rannoch!!
Dwayne: But there were brooms in it.
Casey: We have… um… Naka… Where are you Naka??
Naka: [walks out of the kitchen with a German chocolate cake, singing] Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dear DWAYNE! Happy Birthday to you. [gives Dwayne his cake] Blow out the candles.
Dwayne: Alright [blows out the candles]
Naka: [looks around] where's Charlie?
Rannoch: [shifts eyes and fidgets]
Naka: Rannoch what did you do to Charlie?
Dwayne: [eats cake] This cake is good.
Rannoch: I erm ... [blinks] [twitches]
Naka: [hits Rannoch with newspaper that came out of no where] Bad Dog!
Casey: I haven't said anything for a few lines...
Rannoch: Well ... we could all benefit from Casey's silence ... please continue with it...
Naka: I second that one… Where's my camera?
Dwayne: [still eating the cake] I didn't know you had a camera…
Naka: of course I have a camera... I'm the Announcer/ Co-Host/ Cameraman., lady…person/ NAKA!
Casey: … /cook
Rannoch: … /Loser
Naka: [turns to Dwayne] Can I borrow your lasso?
Dwayne nodds.
Naka: Thank you [catches Rannoch with it, ties her to a chair, then shoves her inside of the 'dressing room']
Rannoch: [screams]
Casey: [grabs the cake from Dwayne] We share in this studio!
Naka: [grabs cake, gives it back to Dwayne, ties Casey up and sends her to visit Rannoch.]
Dwayne: Thank you.
Naka: [sits down in Casey's chair] Let's see… [looks at the cue cards that Casey left on the table] Do you like to eat cheese on the moon? What the (insert word here) kind of questions are these?
Dwayne: Stupid ones.
Rannoch: [all muffled] they're ... not... stupid..
Naka: I tend to agree. So, who on your team do you think is the cutest couple?
Dwayne: Um…Adam and Charlie…but no one is supposed to know about them…so I say Guy and Connie.
Naka: Good answer, Good answer…wait…who wrote these cue cards?? Whoever did is so fired!
Dwayne: Are you allowed to do that?
Naka: I can do whatever I want…I'm Naka.
Dwayne: So…um…what's this show called again?
Naka: It doesn't really have a name…because Casey is supposedly the person on charge-
Casey: [all muffled] I AM IN CHARGE!
Naka: yet I do more work then she does…so I just call it Whatevertheheckthisshowis.
Dwayne: Nice name for a show like this…I guess.
Naka: Thank you…do you think we should save Charlie?
Dwayne: No. Naka: We now will turn the time over to our announcer for commercial break, Wait I'm the announcer! But I want to talk to Dwayne!!!
Announcer/ Co-Host/ Cameraman., lady…person/ NAKA! : Hello and welcome to, Whatevertheheckthisshowis. And here's your host, Casey!
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Casey: Thank you, Thank you. Today we are going to interview The Ducks.
Naka: Otter-pops for everyone!
Casey: [glares at Naka] anyway… First we shall interview Charlie.
Charlie walks in. Naka falls asleep.
Casey: Hello there, Charlie. How are you today?
Charlie: I'm okay… have you seen Adam?
Casey: Yes I have, He looks like a nice looking guy.
Charlie looks at her confused.
Casey: May I ask you some questions?
Charlie: Alright…
Casey: Good Good. Okay, first question. Which one of the people on your team is most likely gay?
Charlie: My Adam!
Casey: really, and why do you say that?
Charlie: um… no reason….
Casey: Okay, next question. What is your whole name?
Charlie: Charlie Dalton Conway.
Casey: Really? Is it?
Charlie nods.
Casey: [laughs] alright. New question. What do you say about rabid monkeys biting Orli's eyes out, while he eats chocolate frogs?
Charlie: Sure, but only if I get the rest of the chocolate frogs once he's blinded.
Naka: [wakes up] Huh? Orli?? As in Orlando Bloom?? The really hot guy from Pirates of the Caribbean?
Casey: Go back to sleep you good for nothing idiot!
Naka: [walks up to some random person in the audience (who happens to be the only person in the audience) ] You can be cameraperson right now, I have to be co-host. [walks back onto the stage sits down stares at Charlie with hand on chin] So, how long have you and Adam been together?
Casey: Naka!!!
Naka: In the words of Dean Portman—
Casey: Portman!!
Naka: What! It's a good question.
Charlie: well, you see, it's been like, what two—
Casey: You don't need to answer that you know!
Charlie: years…
Naka walks off.
Casey: Where are you going!
Naka: To make a cake.
Casey: whatever, So… Is it enjoyable to eat cheese on the moon?
Charlie: Depends on the type of cheese…
Casey: [sweat drop] What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Charlie: Um… depend, what kind does Adam like?
Casey: I haven't interviewed Adam yet…
Charlie: oh…
Casey: our next question will be from my co-co-host Rannoch, go ahead Rannoch.
Naka: [from kitchen] MY OVEN'S PREHEATED!
Rannoch: Is it enjoyable to eat cheese on the moon?
Casey: We already asked him that!
Rannoch: Oh… right… I forgot… [smirks evilly]
Casey: Ask him another question!
Rannoch: um ok… Would you say that Spot Conlon has a thing for you?
Charlie: Whose Spot Conlon?
Casey: Whose asking the questions?!
Charlie: Your Spot Conlon!!
Rannoch: She is?!
Casey: I AM!?
Rannoch: …lies… all lies…[Smacks Charlie]
Casey: Rannoch leave! You are not to hit my guests! You can come back when I tell you you can!
Rannoch: fine.
Casey: Why don't you take Her with you [points to Charlie]
Rannoch: [smiles] can we play dress up?
Casey: Um… sure…
Rannoch: [grabs Charlie] YAY!
Casey: Okay, she just took our guest so, lets get someone else.
Naka: [from kitchen] Dwayne?
Casey: If you insist.
Naka: I don't insist. I think we should just do Dwayne, or Adam [evil grin that no one can see cause she's in the kitchen]
Casey: Alright then, Everyone welcome Dwayne to the show! [the one person claps]
Dwayne walks in.
Casey: Hello Dwennie.
Naka: [still from kitchen] IT'S DWAYNE!
Casey: yes. Whatever. So DWAYNE, What's your full name?
Dwayne: Dwayne Robertson
Casey: Is that it?
Dwayne: Ya…
Casey: Who would name their kid Dwayne?
Dwayne: My parents….
Casey: Oh... that's right your names Dwayne. Sorry man, that must really suck…
Dwayne: It could be worse my name could be Dean.
Casey: Okay, who on your team is most likely gay? Wait did you say Dean!!!
Dwayne: um… no…
Casey: okay… Who on your team is most likely gay? [Beeper starts going off in kitchen]
Dwayne: [moves uncomfortably thinking kitchen is on fire] I say Adam.
Casey: Good answer Good answer.
Rannoch: [runs in] I smell chocolate cake!
Casey: Where's Charlie?
Rannoch: um… You don't want to know.
Dwayne: I want cake, it's my birthday and I haven't had any yet, because I was locked inside of a closet.
Casey: It's not a closet it's a dressing room!
Rannoch: No… it's a—
Casey: Rannoch!!
Dwayne: But there were brooms in it.
Casey: We have… um… Naka… Where are you Naka??
Naka: [walks out of the kitchen with a German chocolate cake, singing] Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dear DWAYNE! Happy Birthday to you. [gives Dwayne his cake] Blow out the candles.
Dwayne: Alright [blows out the candles]
Naka: [looks around] where's Charlie?
Rannoch: [shifts eyes and fidgets]
Naka: Rannoch what did you do to Charlie?
Dwayne: [eats cake] This cake is good.
Rannoch: I erm ... [blinks] [twitches]
Naka: [hits Rannoch with newspaper that came out of no where] Bad Dog!
Casey: I haven't said anything for a few lines...
Rannoch: Well ... we could all benefit from Casey's silence ... please continue with it...
Naka: I second that one… Where's my camera?
Dwayne: [still eating the cake] I didn't know you had a camera…
Naka: of course I have a camera... I'm the Announcer/ Co-Host/ Cameraman., lady…person/ NAKA!
Casey: … /cook
Rannoch: … /Loser
Naka: [turns to Dwayne] Can I borrow your lasso?
Dwayne nodds.
Naka: Thank you [catches Rannoch with it, ties her to a chair, then shoves her inside of the 'dressing room']
Rannoch: [screams]
Casey: [grabs the cake from Dwayne] We share in this studio!
Naka: [grabs cake, gives it back to Dwayne, ties Casey up and sends her to visit Rannoch.]
Dwayne: Thank you.
Naka: [sits down in Casey's chair] Let's see… [looks at the cue cards that Casey left on the table] Do you like to eat cheese on the moon? What the (insert word here) kind of questions are these?
Dwayne: Stupid ones.
Rannoch: [all muffled] they're ... not... stupid..
Naka: I tend to agree. So, who on your team do you think is the cutest couple?
Dwayne: Um…Adam and Charlie…but no one is supposed to know about them…so I say Guy and Connie.
Naka: Good answer, Good answer…wait…who wrote these cue cards?? Whoever did is so fired!
Dwayne: Are you allowed to do that?
Naka: I can do whatever I want…I'm Naka.
Dwayne: So…um…what's this show called again?
Naka: It doesn't really have a name…because Casey is supposedly the person on charge-
Casey: [all muffled] I AM IN CHARGE!
Naka: yet I do more work then she does…so I just call it Whatevertheheckthisshowis.
Dwayne: Nice name for a show like this…I guess.
Naka: Thank you…do you think we should save Charlie?
Dwayne: No. Naka: We now will turn the time over to our announcer for commercial break, Wait I'm the announcer! But I want to talk to Dwayne!!!