Dwayne: Um… Naka says I'm the new announcer for this chapter… Ya'll welcome
back to Whatevertheheckthisshowis!
Naka: Good job [pats Dwayne on the back]
Casey: Rannoch and me are back! My Portman saved us [smiles]
Rannoch: I'm so sorry ... I erm, put Charlie into a potato sack.... YES.... and erm, Adam somehow ... made his way into it as well [looks all cute and innocent]
Dwayne: Didn't Adam get you guys out of the closet?
Casey: Dressing room! And no he didn't!
Dwayne: You guys sure like lyin'
Naka: Not lyin' just improving the truth a little.
Dwayne: But in the case of your dressing room, it's a lot.
Casey: Wait a minute... where are my cue cards?
Naka: [lying] You never had cue cards remember.
Dwayne: yes she d—[Naka puts her hand over his mouth]
Rannoch: they're in the dustbin.
Casey: [glares]
Naka: No, I set them on fire remember the fiery barrel…
Dwayne: Ya that was cool.
Casey: I'd imagine it kinda got…
Dwayne: We cooked marshmallows over them…
Naka: Dwayne! Your not supposed to tell them that!
Rannoch: Marshmallows? I want Marshmallows!
Casey: Can we introduce our next guest yet?
Naka: according to the schedule… the next guest is Adam Banks.
Rannoch: [smirks] He's a little tied up at the moment…
Casey: Alright, we are doing Guy Germain next.
Naka: What kind of name is that?
Portman: [walking in] 'Guy'kie one
Casey: OH MY GOSH! DEAN PORTMAN! [runs over to him]
Dwayne: Portman! Run!
Rannoch: He's mine.
Casey: Who?
Rannoch: Who ever that guy is..
Casey: Guy?
Rannoch: No…
Casey: Dean?
Rannoch: No…
Casey: Portman…
Rannoch: maybe…
Casey: Dean Portman…. [glares]
Rannoch: maybe…
Casey: [runs over and beats up Rannoch]
Rannoch: [bites Casey, hard]
Naka: [hits Portman over the head] Look what you started!
Portman: [leaving] whatever…
Casey: [notices Portman leaving, over Rannoch biting her leg, and runs after him] Come back Dean Portman!!!
Rannoch: [yelps and runs after him aswell, and clings to his leg]
Casey: [from other room] Get off of him, Rannoch! He's mine!!
Naka: I guess I'm in charge again… So, our first guest for this chapter is Guy Germain…
Rannoch: [from other room] HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! FRIGGER!
Naka: Dwayne…will you be a doll and lasso them and put them back in the 'Dressing Room'?
Casey: [from other room] LEAVE MY BOY ALONE RANNOCH!!
Rannoch: [from other room] NEVERRRRRRRRR!! And who said he was YOUR boy? [Punches Casey]
Dwayne: My pleasure. [Goes into other room with the lasso.]
Guy walks out.
Naka: Welcome to our insanity…sorry but you might be driven crazy.
Casey: [screams from other room] SHE BIT ME!
Guy: You don't say.
Rannoch: [runs in] MWAHAHAH! [Sits on Guy]
Casey: [walks in holding onto Portman's arm] Don't leave me.
Naka: [sigh] Rannoch, he has a girlfriend…Casey… leave future guests alone…and where'd Dwayne go?
Dwayne: [from other room] I swear this is a broom closet!
Casey: Thank you Portman.
Portman: Um…will you leave me alone now?
Casey: [nods] Only until the next chapter.
Portman: [Runs away faster than Luis can skate]
Naka: [shakes head and sighs again] So, Guy…how long have you been with Connie?
Rannoch: [jumps off of him]
Guy: About…well…since I've liked girls.
Rannoch: [pukes]
Naka: I think it's kinda cute.
Casey: [hits Rannoch in the face] He means since he was old enough. I forgot to ask, what's your full name?
Guy: Guy Germain.
Naka: I knew that…and CASEY wouldn't have to ask everyone if she knew how to read Newspapers.
Rannoch: …
Casey: I did read the Newspaper… right where it said 'Dean Portman'!
Naka: So, Guy, Do you and Connie ever go on double dates with Charlie and Adam?
Guy: [starts nodding]
Casey: you don't have to answer that! Naka, why don't you go save that one dude or somethin'?
Naka: [sigh] ya, and I probably should get Charlie and Adam out of the same sack… that's kinda nasty…
Casey: Naka!
Rannoch: ...Leave them in there...
Casey: No, Rannoch, I think their enjoying it to much… Naka… why don't you put them in separate sacks [smiles]
Naka: That's a good idea…
Naka leaves.
Casey: So Rannoch… how's your life treating you?
Rannoch: [sighs] Badly. I still haven't got had the pleasure of eating cheese on the moon.
Casey: I'm very sorry...
Rannoch: As you should be.
Casey: Why, it isn't my fault! …Is it?
Guy: Did you guys forget about me?!
Casey: Did you say something Rannoch??
Guy: I think she's dead...
Casey: Rannoch are you dead?
Casey: [walks over to Rannoch] Portman's stripping again!
Rannoch: [wakes up] OMG OMG WHERE!!
Casey: [hits her over the head] You idiot! Portman's mine!
Guy: Forget you guys… I'm leaving…
Guy leaves.
Casey: I knew if we ignored him long enough he'd leave… now lets get Portman back here… wait... I forgot... I promised him not to bother him til the next chapter... Lets get... Luis... the other hot guy on the team....
Luis walks in.
Casey: Hello Luis…
Luis: er… hi…
Casey: Can you tell me your name?
Luis: Um… no… I'm not aloud to give my name to freaky people like you…
Casey: People like me!!!
Luis: Yes…
Casey: You should be nice to people with rabies…
Luis: You have rabies?
Casey: How dare you assume I have rabies? Do you think I'm ugly and foam at the mouth!!
Luis: err….
Casey: [runs off crying]
Rannoch: [Looks at Luis] your Purdy.
Luis: [smiles] My names Luis Mendoza…
Rannoch: My names Rannoch… just Rannoch…
Luis: Pretty name for a pretty girl.
Rannoch: [gasp] it's not a pretty name… your calling me ugly!! [runs off crying]
Luis: err…
Dwayne who is no longer tied up and placed in a closet comes in.
Dwayne: Hello Luis.
Luis: Hey Cowboy…
Dwayne: Where is everyone?
Luis: err…
Dwayne: I am now the co-co-co-Host….
Rannoch: [from other room, still crying] you are?
Dwayne: Yes, I will ask the questions…. So… Which one of the people on our team is most likely gay??
Luis: [nods] Banks [nods]
Dwayne: that's what I said too… So, Do you run into walls often??
Luis: [looks back and forth] maybe… who told you that!!
Dwayne: I'm on your team…
Luis: oh ya…
Naka: [walks back in carrying two sacks] Hey Luis, where is everyone?
Dwayne and Luis: …
Naka: Don't tell me…you made them cry.
Luis: [nods]
Dwayne: Wait a minute…they can cry?
Naka: [drops the two sacks] Why is it that they ALWAYS leave before the end of the second interview?
Dwayne: No clue.
Luis: They couldn't stand being in the presence of someone as beautiful as I am.
Casey: [from another room] I FOUND PORTMAN!!
Rannoch: [walks back out] What was I crying about?
Luis, Dwayne, and Naka: [sigh] no one knows.
Luis: Actually…I do.
Rannoch: Tell.
Luis: Um…will you marry me?
Rannoch: [blushes] Your purdy…
Luis: [smiles] I know…
Casey: [from other room] Where are you going, Dean!!
Portman: [walking in] Save me…
Rannoch: No…
Casey: [walking in] I'm sorry Portman, I'll leave you alone now…
Portman: Really?
Casey: Really what?
Portman: you'll leave me alone?
Casey: Over my dead body!!
Naka: that can be arranged…
Casey: [glaring at Naka] I love you Portman…
Rannoch: I love you Luis…
Casey: EWW… you like Luis… That's sick…
Rannoch: not as sick as you liking Dean…
Casey: If I remember right you said you liked him too!!
Rannoch: I'd never do a think like that…
Portman: [to Naka] I'm leaving….
Naka: Ok…
Casey: You would and you did!!
Dwayne: [over them screaming at each other] now a word from our sponsors. [smiles big]
Naka: Good job [pats Dwayne on the back]
Casey: Rannoch and me are back! My Portman saved us [smiles]
Rannoch: I'm so sorry ... I erm, put Charlie into a potato sack.... YES.... and erm, Adam somehow ... made his way into it as well [looks all cute and innocent]
Dwayne: Didn't Adam get you guys out of the closet?
Casey: Dressing room! And no he didn't!
Dwayne: You guys sure like lyin'
Naka: Not lyin' just improving the truth a little.
Dwayne: But in the case of your dressing room, it's a lot.
Casey: Wait a minute... where are my cue cards?
Naka: [lying] You never had cue cards remember.
Dwayne: yes she d—[Naka puts her hand over his mouth]
Rannoch: they're in the dustbin.
Casey: [glares]
Naka: No, I set them on fire remember the fiery barrel…
Dwayne: Ya that was cool.
Casey: I'd imagine it kinda got…
Dwayne: We cooked marshmallows over them…
Naka: Dwayne! Your not supposed to tell them that!
Rannoch: Marshmallows? I want Marshmallows!
Casey: Can we introduce our next guest yet?
Naka: according to the schedule… the next guest is Adam Banks.
Rannoch: [smirks] He's a little tied up at the moment…
Casey: Alright, we are doing Guy Germain next.
Naka: What kind of name is that?
Portman: [walking in] 'Guy'kie one
Casey: OH MY GOSH! DEAN PORTMAN! [runs over to him]
Dwayne: Portman! Run!
Rannoch: He's mine.
Casey: Who?
Rannoch: Who ever that guy is..
Casey: Guy?
Rannoch: No…
Casey: Dean?
Rannoch: No…
Casey: Portman…
Rannoch: maybe…
Casey: Dean Portman…. [glares]
Rannoch: maybe…
Casey: [runs over and beats up Rannoch]
Rannoch: [bites Casey, hard]
Naka: [hits Portman over the head] Look what you started!
Portman: [leaving] whatever…
Casey: [notices Portman leaving, over Rannoch biting her leg, and runs after him] Come back Dean Portman!!!
Rannoch: [yelps and runs after him aswell, and clings to his leg]
Casey: [from other room] Get off of him, Rannoch! He's mine!!
Naka: I guess I'm in charge again… So, our first guest for this chapter is Guy Germain…
Rannoch: [from other room] HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! FRIGGER!
Naka: Dwayne…will you be a doll and lasso them and put them back in the 'Dressing Room'?
Casey: [from other room] LEAVE MY BOY ALONE RANNOCH!!
Rannoch: [from other room] NEVERRRRRRRRR!! And who said he was YOUR boy? [Punches Casey]
Dwayne: My pleasure. [Goes into other room with the lasso.]
Guy walks out.
Naka: Welcome to our insanity…sorry but you might be driven crazy.
Casey: [screams from other room] SHE BIT ME!
Guy: You don't say.
Rannoch: [runs in] MWAHAHAH! [Sits on Guy]
Casey: [walks in holding onto Portman's arm] Don't leave me.
Naka: [sigh] Rannoch, he has a girlfriend…Casey… leave future guests alone…and where'd Dwayne go?
Dwayne: [from other room] I swear this is a broom closet!
Casey: Thank you Portman.
Portman: Um…will you leave me alone now?
Casey: [nods] Only until the next chapter.
Portman: [Runs away faster than Luis can skate]
Naka: [shakes head and sighs again] So, Guy…how long have you been with Connie?
Rannoch: [jumps off of him]
Guy: About…well…since I've liked girls.
Rannoch: [pukes]
Naka: I think it's kinda cute.
Casey: [hits Rannoch in the face] He means since he was old enough. I forgot to ask, what's your full name?
Guy: Guy Germain.
Naka: I knew that…and CASEY wouldn't have to ask everyone if she knew how to read Newspapers.
Rannoch: …
Casey: I did read the Newspaper… right where it said 'Dean Portman'!
Naka: So, Guy, Do you and Connie ever go on double dates with Charlie and Adam?
Guy: [starts nodding]
Casey: you don't have to answer that! Naka, why don't you go save that one dude or somethin'?
Naka: [sigh] ya, and I probably should get Charlie and Adam out of the same sack… that's kinda nasty…
Casey: Naka!
Rannoch: ...Leave them in there...
Casey: No, Rannoch, I think their enjoying it to much… Naka… why don't you put them in separate sacks [smiles]
Naka: That's a good idea…
Naka leaves.
Casey: So Rannoch… how's your life treating you?
Rannoch: [sighs] Badly. I still haven't got had the pleasure of eating cheese on the moon.
Casey: I'm very sorry...
Rannoch: As you should be.
Casey: Why, it isn't my fault! …Is it?
Guy: Did you guys forget about me?!
Casey: Did you say something Rannoch??
Guy: I think she's dead...
Casey: Rannoch are you dead?
Casey: [walks over to Rannoch] Portman's stripping again!
Rannoch: [wakes up] OMG OMG WHERE!!
Casey: [hits her over the head] You idiot! Portman's mine!
Guy: Forget you guys… I'm leaving…
Guy leaves.
Casey: I knew if we ignored him long enough he'd leave… now lets get Portman back here… wait... I forgot... I promised him not to bother him til the next chapter... Lets get... Luis... the other hot guy on the team....
Luis walks in.
Casey: Hello Luis…
Luis: er… hi…
Casey: Can you tell me your name?
Luis: Um… no… I'm not aloud to give my name to freaky people like you…
Casey: People like me!!!
Luis: Yes…
Casey: You should be nice to people with rabies…
Luis: You have rabies?
Casey: How dare you assume I have rabies? Do you think I'm ugly and foam at the mouth!!
Luis: err….
Casey: [runs off crying]
Rannoch: [Looks at Luis] your Purdy.
Luis: [smiles] My names Luis Mendoza…
Rannoch: My names Rannoch… just Rannoch…
Luis: Pretty name for a pretty girl.
Rannoch: [gasp] it's not a pretty name… your calling me ugly!! [runs off crying]
Luis: err…
Dwayne who is no longer tied up and placed in a closet comes in.
Dwayne: Hello Luis.
Luis: Hey Cowboy…
Dwayne: Where is everyone?
Luis: err…
Dwayne: I am now the co-co-co-Host….
Rannoch: [from other room, still crying] you are?
Dwayne: Yes, I will ask the questions…. So… Which one of the people on our team is most likely gay??
Luis: [nods] Banks [nods]
Dwayne: that's what I said too… So, Do you run into walls often??
Luis: [looks back and forth] maybe… who told you that!!
Dwayne: I'm on your team…
Luis: oh ya…
Naka: [walks back in carrying two sacks] Hey Luis, where is everyone?
Dwayne and Luis: …
Naka: Don't tell me…you made them cry.
Luis: [nods]
Dwayne: Wait a minute…they can cry?
Naka: [drops the two sacks] Why is it that they ALWAYS leave before the end of the second interview?
Dwayne: No clue.
Luis: They couldn't stand being in the presence of someone as beautiful as I am.
Casey: [from another room] I FOUND PORTMAN!!
Rannoch: [walks back out] What was I crying about?
Luis, Dwayne, and Naka: [sigh] no one knows.
Luis: Actually…I do.
Rannoch: Tell.
Luis: Um…will you marry me?
Rannoch: [blushes] Your purdy…
Luis: [smiles] I know…
Casey: [from other room] Where are you going, Dean!!
Portman: [walking in] Save me…
Rannoch: No…
Casey: [walking in] I'm sorry Portman, I'll leave you alone now…
Portman: Really?
Casey: Really what?
Portman: you'll leave me alone?
Casey: Over my dead body!!
Naka: that can be arranged…
Casey: [glaring at Naka] I love you Portman…
Rannoch: I love you Luis…
Casey: EWW… you like Luis… That's sick…
Rannoch: not as sick as you liking Dean…
Casey: If I remember right you said you liked him too!!
Rannoch: I'd never do a think like that…
Portman: [to Naka] I'm leaving….
Naka: Ok…
Casey: You would and you did!!
Dwayne: [over them screaming at each other] now a word from our sponsors. [smiles big]