(A/N: Sorry it took so long guys. My computer messed up for a while, then I started writing Newsies instead. I totally forgot about this story until today. SO without Further ado, Whateverthheckthisshowis!)

Dwayne: Geez ya'll that must have been the longest commercial break EVER. Wouldn't ya say?

Naka: Yes, Dwayne, I would say so. NO GET ON WITH THE (insert word here) WELCOMING BACK!

Dwayne: Yes ma'am, Hello and welcome back to Whatevertheheckthisshowis! ...and here's our host...Casey...

*Cricketcricket*

Casey: Thanks a lot. geez. So, today our first guest is D-

Rannoch: (walking in) Hey Casey!

Casey: Rannoch where have you been!

Rannoch: I left after the first week of commercials...

Casey: oh. that would have been a good idea. As I was saying, today's guest is! De-

Rannoch: Where's Luis.

Naka: (Evil grin) That's for me and Dwayne to know, and you never to find out!

Rannoch: (starts to cry) I miss him...

Casey: Well, go miss him in the other room! I'm trying to run a show here!

Rannoch: Alright...

Rannoch leaves room.

Casey: So, anyways, as I was saying. Our next guest is Dea-

Rannoch: (from other room) OH MY GOSH! NAKA! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY LUIS!

Naka: (very calmly) I didn't do anything, Rannoch, what do you mean?

Casey: (very angry) CAN'T I INTRODUCE MY PORTMAN WITHOUT YOU PEOPLE INTERUPTING ME!?

Rannoch walks in carrying Luis who is tied up with a dress on.

Rannoch: I found him...

Naka: (shakes head) No, Casey, we are trying to make this interview last longer...

Casey: (gives her the death glare) Can't you do that at the end of the interview?

Dwayne: Sure, but then it wouldn't irritate you as much.

Casey: (turns glare to Dwayne) ...Shut up!...

Naka: Don't tell my Dwayne to shut up!

Casey: (rather quickly) PLEASEWELCOMEDEANPORTMANTOTHESHOW!

Portman walks in, one, and only, person in audience claps.

Casey: (in a love shock voice) Hello Portman.

Portman: Dang, I hoped they would forget about this show... I mean hey.

Casey: We're going to ask you some questions alright?

Portman: ok...

Rannoch: Do you enjoy eating cheese on the moon?

Portman: ...er... I don't eat cheese...

Rannoch: Not even on the moon?

Portman: no... not even on the moon...

Casey: (now grabbing onto Portman's arm) I made you cookies during the break... want some?

Portman: sure?

Casey: (grabs a plate of cookies from under her chair and hands them to him.) there chocolate chip.

Portman: um... thanks...

Naka: So? How long have you been, you know, playing hockey?

Portman: (mouth full of cookies) as long as I can remember...

Naka: I see...

Rannoch: Who on you team is most likely gay?

Portman: Fulton, I've seen him staring at me in the dressing room.

Casey: Who wouldn't stare at you?

Naka: (hitting Casey over the head) your scaring your own guests!

Casey: (taking her seat) sorry...

Rannoch: Hey, are Adam and Charlie still in them bags?

Naka: (nods)

Rannoch: Can I kick 'em?

Naka: (nods)

Rannoch: YAHOO! (starts kicking the bags)

Adam: OUCH!

Charlie: OWIES!

Casey: HAHA!

Portman: um... can I go? I er... have... homework to do...

Casey: Must you go and do your homework?

Portman nods as he leaves.

Casey: (sighs) our next guest is...

Rannoch: Luis!

Casey: we already interviewed her!

Rannoch: Luis is a him!

Casey: Whatever.

Naka: Casey... did you get new cue cards?

Casey: (nods)

Naka: can I see them?

Casey: (nods and hands them to her)

Naka: (With match lights them on fire) hehehe...

Casey: Hey! Now we have to wait longer til someone writes me new cue cards!

Dwayne: YE-HA! Now we have to wait... lets see some more of them commercials!

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A/N: That was weird... but anyways. I do need questions for the guests. So until I can thing of more you'll have to wait... or you can review and give some ideas for questions.

Love ya lots, Chip