League of Extraodinary Gentlewomen?
If you are reading this I have probaly been hunted down and beaten to death with live chinchillas, by a large lynch mob of rabid League of Extraodinary Gentlemen fans. Why? Because the league are acting incredibly out of charicter in this fic. Also my appologys to anyone called Dora.
All people who send flames will have their email addresses given to Mr Edward Hyde. Nuff' said.
Also, I've had to shorten names.
Allen Quartemain: Quartermain
Mina Harker: Mina
Dr. Henry Jekyll and Mister Edward Hyde: Jekyll and Hyde
Captin Nemo: Nemo (aar ladie, have ye seen me parrot?)
Dorian Grey: Dorian
Tom Sawyer: Tom
The Invisible Man: Mr Skinner/Skinner.
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**In an up-market hotel in Dover the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (and Mina) have all gathered around a stupidly small table to discuss their latest mission.**
Quatermain: So, what peril are we faceing today?
Mina: Er...
Quartermain: Is it treason?! Good God!
Mina: Actualy I don't know.
Everyone: WHAT?
Quartermain: Good God!
Mina: *crosses her arms and frowns* Bond hasn't told me yet, he just said to be ready!
**The League are shocked, especialy Quartermain.Eventualy a couple of the League loose interest in being shocked. Jekyll turns to a nearby mirror to have an argument with Hyde and Nemo starts to rumage around in a bag he has with him.**
Nemo: Look. I have here an invention that may help us in our mission!
Dorian: Good greif man! We don't even know what it is yet!!
Quartermain: Good God!
Dorian: *punches Quartermain, knocking him out cold*
Mina: How vulger
Dorian: Don't you start, or I'll knock you out too.
Mina: *getting a little pissy* C'mon girly boy! If you think yer 'ard enough!
Everyone: O.O
**Meanwhile, obliviouse to whats going on, Jekyll and Hyde are still argueing**
Jekyll: How many times do I have to tell you Edward, I will not put on high heels and hot pants. And I sure as hell won't dance for you.
Hyde: You little shit Henry, its not like I ask for much is it?!
Jekyll: *sobs* You just don't understand me Edward! All I really want is a cuddle!
Hyde: You big wussy!
Skinner: Yeah, ya big wussy
Jekyll & Hyde: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! *slaps Skinner*
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Well thats the end of this chapter. Will we ever find out what peril the gang are faceing? Will Quartermain ever stop saying "Good God?" Will Nemo ever get to show of his new invention? Will Dr Jekyll ever get his cuddle? Tune into the next chapter to find out.
If you are reading this I have probaly been hunted down and beaten to death with live chinchillas, by a large lynch mob of rabid League of Extraodinary Gentlemen fans. Why? Because the league are acting incredibly out of charicter in this fic. Also my appologys to anyone called Dora.
All people who send flames will have their email addresses given to Mr Edward Hyde. Nuff' said.
Also, I've had to shorten names.
Allen Quartemain: Quartermain
Mina Harker: Mina
Dr. Henry Jekyll and Mister Edward Hyde: Jekyll and Hyde
Captin Nemo: Nemo (aar ladie, have ye seen me parrot?)
Dorian Grey: Dorian
Tom Sawyer: Tom
The Invisible Man: Mr Skinner/Skinner.
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**In an up-market hotel in Dover the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (and Mina) have all gathered around a stupidly small table to discuss their latest mission.**
Quatermain: So, what peril are we faceing today?
Mina: Er...
Quartermain: Is it treason?! Good God!
Mina: Actualy I don't know.
Everyone: WHAT?
Quartermain: Good God!
Mina: *crosses her arms and frowns* Bond hasn't told me yet, he just said to be ready!
**The League are shocked, especialy Quartermain.Eventualy a couple of the League loose interest in being shocked. Jekyll turns to a nearby mirror to have an argument with Hyde and Nemo starts to rumage around in a bag he has with him.**
Nemo: Look. I have here an invention that may help us in our mission!
Dorian: Good greif man! We don't even know what it is yet!!
Quartermain: Good God!
Dorian: *punches Quartermain, knocking him out cold*
Mina: How vulger
Dorian: Don't you start, or I'll knock you out too.
Mina: *getting a little pissy* C'mon girly boy! If you think yer 'ard enough!
Everyone: O.O
**Meanwhile, obliviouse to whats going on, Jekyll and Hyde are still argueing**
Jekyll: How many times do I have to tell you Edward, I will not put on high heels and hot pants. And I sure as hell won't dance for you.
Hyde: You little shit Henry, its not like I ask for much is it?!
Jekyll: *sobs* You just don't understand me Edward! All I really want is a cuddle!
Hyde: You big wussy!
Skinner: Yeah, ya big wussy
Jekyll & Hyde: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! *slaps Skinner*
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Well thats the end of this chapter. Will we ever find out what peril the gang are faceing? Will Quartermain ever stop saying "Good God?" Will Nemo ever get to show of his new invention? Will Dr Jekyll ever get his cuddle? Tune into the next chapter to find out.