League of Extraordinary Gentlewomen
Yes people, the horror continues
Allen Quartemain: Quartermain
Mina Harker: Mina
Dr. Henry Jekyll and Mister Edward Hyde: Jekyll and Hyde
Captin Nemo: Nemo (A pirates life for me! Arrrr!)
Dorian Grey: Dorian
Tom Sawyer: Tom
The Invisible Man: Mr Skinner/Skinner.
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**Last time we saw our heros they...er...well to tell the truth they weren't really doing much. Nemo finaly pulls his new invention from his bag. It looks like a jelly with cables sticking out of it. Every so often it changes colour.**
Skinner: Looks like a jelly ta me.
Nemo: *talking through gritted teeth* Its. Not. A. Jelly.
Skinner: Yeah it is. Look, you've even used one of those bunny rabbit shaped jelly molds.
Nemo: NOT! JELLY!
**While Nemo and Skinner are argueing over the Jelly, Dorian has got bored. He's also got a black eye from Mina (whos currently sitting in a corner, looking smug). Noticing everyone is ignoring him he goes to bully Jekyll. Jekyll is still by the mirror, argueing with Hyde.**
Jekyll: *to Hyde* No! How many times do I have to tell you!
Dorian: Dr Jekyll?
Jekyll: *still talking to Hyde* I don't care how much you spent on that thong, I refuse to wear it.
Hyde: Grrrrrr...
Jekyll: Look, its all lacy and itchy! *honds up a lacy, pastil blue coloured thong*
Hyde: *Drools*
Dorian: Ugh! *winces* Must...fight...scary mental image...
Jekyll: This coming from a big girly boy who spends most of his time staring at Mr Sawyer's bum.
Dorian: . Argh! A hundred pounds says you never saw that.
Jekyll: *narrows eyes* £200.
Dorian: £150
Jekyll: £170 and a bag of jelly babys!
Dorian: Done!
**Quartermain meanwhile has woken up and has started to clean his shotgun while giving Dorian nasty looks. Then Tom walks in with a large tub of Ben & Jerrys ice cream. Don't ask me what flavour it is, cause I have no bloody idea!**
Tom: Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
Mina: That is quite alright Mr Sawyer, its not like were were doing anything anyway.
Tom: Well I bought some ice-cream to apologise...
Skinner: Mmmm! Jelly and ice-cream. ^_^
Nemo: AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH! ITS NOT JELLY YOU SON OF A CAMEL!
Tom: *notices Nemo's new gadget* Oh, Nemo bought Jello...
Nemo: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! *falls to the ground, twitching*
Jekyll: So...er...*steps over Captin Nemo* what flavour ice-cream is it?
Tom: Gee, I dunno...even the authoress dosen't know.
**Unseen by the rest of the League, mainly because their not paying attention, Dorian has advanced apon Tom with an ice-cream scoop.**
Dorian: Give me that! *snatches ice-cream* I'll find out what flavour it is!
Tom: Okay, sure Dorian.
Dorian: Okay, lets see what we've got here...
Jekyll and Skinner: Yay! Jelly and Ice-cream.
Nemo: *from the floor* AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
Mina: My...what an exentric performance.
**Dorian scoops out a big scoop of the ice-cream and drops it on the jelly. The ice-cream makes a splat noise as it conects with the jelly. The Jelly...EXPLODES!**
Quartermain: Good God!
Jekyll: Mmmmm! Cookie-dough ice-cream.
Nemo: YYYAAARRRGHHHH! ICE-CREAM!
Jekyll: Yeah, and I'm covered in it...ick!
Hyde: Your covered in ice-cream? GET BACK IN FRONT OF THE DAMN MIRROR!!!!
Quartermain: Tough luck Hyde, he's still fully clothed.
Hyde: . Curses, foiled again!
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Hyde covered in yummy cookie-dough Ben & Jerrys? Explodeing jelly? Lacy, itchy thongs? Good God, what will happen next? Tune into the next chapter to find out. You never know, we might even discover where Tom managed to get a tub of Ben & Jerrys in Victorian era London!
Yes people, the horror continues
Allen Quartemain: Quartermain
Mina Harker: Mina
Dr. Henry Jekyll and Mister Edward Hyde: Jekyll and Hyde
Captin Nemo: Nemo (A pirates life for me! Arrrr!)
Dorian Grey: Dorian
Tom Sawyer: Tom
The Invisible Man: Mr Skinner/Skinner.
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**Last time we saw our heros they...er...well to tell the truth they weren't really doing much. Nemo finaly pulls his new invention from his bag. It looks like a jelly with cables sticking out of it. Every so often it changes colour.**
Skinner: Looks like a jelly ta me.
Nemo: *talking through gritted teeth* Its. Not. A. Jelly.
Skinner: Yeah it is. Look, you've even used one of those bunny rabbit shaped jelly molds.
Nemo: NOT! JELLY!
**While Nemo and Skinner are argueing over the Jelly, Dorian has got bored. He's also got a black eye from Mina (whos currently sitting in a corner, looking smug). Noticing everyone is ignoring him he goes to bully Jekyll. Jekyll is still by the mirror, argueing with Hyde.**
Jekyll: *to Hyde* No! How many times do I have to tell you!
Dorian: Dr Jekyll?
Jekyll: *still talking to Hyde* I don't care how much you spent on that thong, I refuse to wear it.
Hyde: Grrrrrr...
Jekyll: Look, its all lacy and itchy! *honds up a lacy, pastil blue coloured thong*
Hyde: *Drools*
Dorian: Ugh! *winces* Must...fight...scary mental image...
Jekyll: This coming from a big girly boy who spends most of his time staring at Mr Sawyer's bum.
Dorian: . Argh! A hundred pounds says you never saw that.
Jekyll: *narrows eyes* £200.
Dorian: £150
Jekyll: £170 and a bag of jelly babys!
Dorian: Done!
**Quartermain meanwhile has woken up and has started to clean his shotgun while giving Dorian nasty looks. Then Tom walks in with a large tub of Ben & Jerrys ice cream. Don't ask me what flavour it is, cause I have no bloody idea!**
Tom: Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
Mina: That is quite alright Mr Sawyer, its not like were were doing anything anyway.
Tom: Well I bought some ice-cream to apologise...
Skinner: Mmmm! Jelly and ice-cream. ^_^
Nemo: AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH! ITS NOT JELLY YOU SON OF A CAMEL!
Tom: *notices Nemo's new gadget* Oh, Nemo bought Jello...
Nemo: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! *falls to the ground, twitching*
Jekyll: So...er...*steps over Captin Nemo* what flavour ice-cream is it?
Tom: Gee, I dunno...even the authoress dosen't know.
**Unseen by the rest of the League, mainly because their not paying attention, Dorian has advanced apon Tom with an ice-cream scoop.**
Dorian: Give me that! *snatches ice-cream* I'll find out what flavour it is!
Tom: Okay, sure Dorian.
Dorian: Okay, lets see what we've got here...
Jekyll and Skinner: Yay! Jelly and Ice-cream.
Nemo: *from the floor* AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
Mina: My...what an exentric performance.
**Dorian scoops out a big scoop of the ice-cream and drops it on the jelly. The ice-cream makes a splat noise as it conects with the jelly. The Jelly...EXPLODES!**
Quartermain: Good God!
Jekyll: Mmmmm! Cookie-dough ice-cream.
Nemo: YYYAAARRRGHHHH! ICE-CREAM!
Jekyll: Yeah, and I'm covered in it...ick!
Hyde: Your covered in ice-cream? GET BACK IN FRONT OF THE DAMN MIRROR!!!!
Quartermain: Tough luck Hyde, he's still fully clothed.
Hyde: . Curses, foiled again!
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Hyde covered in yummy cookie-dough Ben & Jerrys? Explodeing jelly? Lacy, itchy thongs? Good God, what will happen next? Tune into the next chapter to find out. You never know, we might even discover where Tom managed to get a tub of Ben & Jerrys in Victorian era London!