League of Extraordinary Gentlewomen

I appologise to everyone female out there in advance. I'm a girl myself, so don't kill me. Theres nothing wrong with an invisible man being please to have bussoms.

Allen Quartemain: Quartermain

Mina Harker: Mina

Dr. Henry Jekyll and Mister Edward Hyde: Jekyll and Hyde

Captin Nemo: Nemo (Never smile at a crocadile.)

Dorian Grey: Dorian

Tom Sawyer: Tom

The Invisible Man: Mr Skinner/Skinner.

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** It take our heros a little time to pull themselves together after the explosion. Soon they are looking aound them in dismay. Everything is covered in jelly and ice-cream.**

Quartermain: I say Nemo old chap, what are those things on your chest?

Nemo: *looks around* Bugger. The complex chemicels contained in my invention...

Skinner: Jelly.

Nemo: ...INVENTION have caused us all to grow...

Skinner: BOOBIES!

Nemo: *sighs* Breasts...

Skinner: I HAVE BOOBIES!

**And indeed he does! The League (well, the boys) all looks down at the protruding chests in horror. Dorian's too busy staring at Skinner, who was only wearing a hat and a smile at the time of the explosion.**

Dorian: Er...thats not all we've got.

Skinner: I HAVE BOOBIES! THIS IS THE HAPPYIST DAY OF MY LIFE! *grabs one of his boobies*

Mina: How vulger!

Skinner: MY DREAM HAS FINALY COME TRUE!!!!

Mina: You...wanted to be a...girl?

Skinner: My parents always wanted a little girl. *sobs* They'll be so proud of me!

Mina: ¬_¬ They won't if they see you running around wearing only ice-cream...

Nemo: And grabbing yourself.

**The League become silent for a few moments. Except for Skinner, who's too busy jumping around and being pleased with himself. Suddenly Quartermain has a terrifying thought.**

Quartermain: What if these things get in the way when I'm shooting!?

**Everyone stares at him, stunned to have had the honor of witnessing the only sensible thought Allen Quartermain has had so far in this fanfic. Tom is so surprised that he faints and suffocates on his own breasts.**

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Suffocation by boob, what a nasty way to go. I appologise for the shortness of this chapter, but I wrote it out before going out with some friends, so I was in a rush. Thanx to everyone who's stuck with the fic so far, and tune in for the next installment.