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"It's been three whole days and not a single squeal or whine.. Have I died and gone to heaven.again? Or did we kill dawn!! Mwahahahahaahahaha!!!" Buffy's evil little laugh echoed through the magic shop worse than a trolls roar. "I think we killed the little bi. witch I mean witch.." Xander was pretty slow on the uptake seeing as he didn't realize that his original statement would have much better suited mostly with Willow who glared at him from across the room. "No I definitely meant B****." Willows glare ceased as Xander corrected his foolishness.
Unfortunately for the un-expectant Scooby's dawn seemed to rise from her grave yet again. Apparently the only way to destroy the key was to use her to break down all the barriers between hell dimensions or for the monks to do their thing and destroy her. The only downer to the monk caused death was that they wouldn't get the glory and they wouldn't remember she had even been destroyed. so that just plain sucked. Willow being a witch and all sensed that rising of Dawn and called an emergency meeting.
-------------------------------------------~ The Summers house~------------- -----------------------------------------
Buffy and Willow looked across the table at the newest member of their now formed club K.T.E.B.D. which stood for Kill The Evil Bitch Dawn. "Alright how do we banish this thing once and for all?" Buffy spoke bringing trains of thought and violence into the club's member's minds; they conversed and concocted plans until the early hours of the morning.
-----------------------------------------------~Somewhere Else~------------- -------------------------------------------
Anya had remembered how much dawn hated pizza because it was high in fat and oil content and all her prissy jibberish reasons. So they had an ingenious plan that if she came back to the house they would pretend like they were happy she was back and have a party. and you can work out the rest. if u cant work it out then u will find out.
--------------------------------------------~ The Summers house~------------ -----------------------------------------
All was going to plan as Dawn walked through the front door, announcing how much pain she was in and all she had been through, at the top of her lungs just so everyone knew she was back. Buffy ran down stairs to great her, "Oh my little Dawnie. We all missed you so much! What do u say we celebrate you coming home by having a girl's night in?" Buffy rushed off to the kitchen with out waiting for a reply. Anya and Willow sat Dan down and brushed her knotted hair until it was nice and smooth while Buffy rang for 20 pizzas. 1 hour later the doorbell rang. Buffy got up to answer the door and gave a signal to Willow and Anya to tie her up. They all forced 18 pizzas down Dawn's throat until she was so full she choked to death on fattening pizzas. The 3 left over girls at the two remaining pizzas and the REAL celebration held place way into the night.
A/N~ Thanks all my reviewers. I appreciate all your support!
"It's been three whole days and not a single squeal or whine.. Have I died and gone to heaven.again? Or did we kill dawn!! Mwahahahahaahahaha!!!" Buffy's evil little laugh echoed through the magic shop worse than a trolls roar. "I think we killed the little bi. witch I mean witch.." Xander was pretty slow on the uptake seeing as he didn't realize that his original statement would have much better suited mostly with Willow who glared at him from across the room. "No I definitely meant B****." Willows glare ceased as Xander corrected his foolishness.
Unfortunately for the un-expectant Scooby's dawn seemed to rise from her grave yet again. Apparently the only way to destroy the key was to use her to break down all the barriers between hell dimensions or for the monks to do their thing and destroy her. The only downer to the monk caused death was that they wouldn't get the glory and they wouldn't remember she had even been destroyed. so that just plain sucked. Willow being a witch and all sensed that rising of Dawn and called an emergency meeting.
-------------------------------------------~ The Summers house~------------- -----------------------------------------
Buffy and Willow looked across the table at the newest member of their now formed club K.T.E.B.D. which stood for Kill The Evil Bitch Dawn. "Alright how do we banish this thing once and for all?" Buffy spoke bringing trains of thought and violence into the club's member's minds; they conversed and concocted plans until the early hours of the morning.
-----------------------------------------------~Somewhere Else~------------- -------------------------------------------
Anya had remembered how much dawn hated pizza because it was high in fat and oil content and all her prissy jibberish reasons. So they had an ingenious plan that if she came back to the house they would pretend like they were happy she was back and have a party. and you can work out the rest. if u cant work it out then u will find out.
--------------------------------------------~ The Summers house~------------ -----------------------------------------
All was going to plan as Dawn walked through the front door, announcing how much pain she was in and all she had been through, at the top of her lungs just so everyone knew she was back. Buffy ran down stairs to great her, "Oh my little Dawnie. We all missed you so much! What do u say we celebrate you coming home by having a girl's night in?" Buffy rushed off to the kitchen with out waiting for a reply. Anya and Willow sat Dan down and brushed her knotted hair until it was nice and smooth while Buffy rang for 20 pizzas. 1 hour later the doorbell rang. Buffy got up to answer the door and gave a signal to Willow and Anya to tie her up. They all forced 18 pizzas down Dawn's throat until she was so full she choked to death on fattening pizzas. The 3 left over girls at the two remaining pizzas and the REAL celebration held place way into the night.