CHARACTER DESCRIPTION THINGY MA BOBER
By NUTZY MEGAN and Meeper
(A/N: Hello! It's me again, I am alive, at lease I think I am, O_o. But anyways, in the original version of "Don't Let GIR Buy You A Soda" Many people (ok, so it was only two or three) said they wanted a description of the fan characters in the story. So, me being such a nice person, made this thingy for you. I'm so nice to all of you. So here it goes.)
(note: we don't own Irkens, Jhonen owns them, but we own the characters themselves, (you know, personalities and such) so don't sue us, we don't have money anyway)
Here's the main character that until now, you had no clue about, Wak!
Name: Wak (that's obvious)
Species: Irken
Sex: Female (an other obvious, if you read the story already)
Occupation: Invader
Height: 4'8". (which in my mind is also Zim's height)
Eye Color: silver
Spouse: (I'm not gonna tell you! Muhahahah!!!)
Personality: Well, she's some what mean and likes to torture and kill people. And she takes some type of pleasure from it as well. (isn't she nice?) But, in the story, she gets a little soft. So, she not always mean. She has friends too, so she must be doing something right. Pretty much, she's Meeper. (she is her character after all)
Clothes: An Invader uniform, the main part (y'know, the part that looks like a dress?) looks like the one Zim wears, the same color and length at least. Her pants and under shirt are crimson. Her boots and gloves are black. Her pak is white with red spots, you get the idea. But, her most prized piece of clothing is her hat, a black Berea that almost never leaves her head.
Friends: Tez and Mez
Other Miscellaneous Stuff: She has two weapons she almost always has with her, a battle ax and a black spork.
That was fun, wasn't it?
Now, onto our next character, Bir!
Name: Bir
Species: SIR
Sex: Male
Occupation: Wak's SIR
Height: 2'7" (counting his antenna) (just a guess)
Eye Color: Purple
Spouse: He doesn't have one…yet
Personality: Pretty obedient, But after getting hit in the head a few months before the first story takes place, he's a bit nutty. Though, like his master, he can be mean and violent.
Clothes: His disguise has the same quality as GIR's dog suite, but it's a red and purple demon suite. It's even has little horns, along with the out sticking tongue. Well, even though this part is called "clothes" I'll describe him out of disguise. He looks like GIR, but with purple instead of aqua. But, unlike GIR, Bir has a big set of black, metal, gargoyle like wings. He also has two retractable metal fangs in the roof of his mouth.
Friends: Pur and Fizzle (Fizzle is not in these stories)
Other Miscellaneous Stuff: His Wing span: 5 feet
Now it's time for Tez! YAY!
Name: Tez
Species: Irken
Sex: Male
Occupation: Invader
Height: 4'7"
Eye Color: Bluish Teal
Spouse: Invader Aik (but she's not mentioned in these stories)
Personality: He's very attached to his friends, to the point of being a worry wart. He tries his hardest to be the hero, but the role can sometimes overwhelm him. Like everyone in these stories, he's pretty crazy as well. But he still stands as one of my favorite characters. (he's based on one of my best friends. He helped on the stories, so the least I could do was put his character in)
Clothes: An Invader uniform, the main part is dark blue, the pants, under shirt, boots, and gloves are black. His pak is white with dark blue spots.
Friends: Wak and Mez
Other Miscellaneous Stuff: His right antennae curves up at the tip, so it
looks like a lightening bolt. He has a weapon of his own, a bread knife.
Now, here's Pur
Name: Pur (short for Purge)
Species: SIR
Sex: Male
Occupation: Tez's SIR
Height: 2'7" (counting his antenna)
Eye Color: I think it's Teal
Spouse: none (but he tries to come onto Fizzle in an other story)
Personality: A lot like GIR, Insane, Nutty and Crazy. He really likes orange soda and he explodes a lot.
Clothes: A GIRish disguise of a squirrel. (need I say more?) Out of disguise, he looks like GIR, but with teal instead of aqua
Friends: Bir and Fizzle (I bet your just wondering who the hell Fizzle is? Aren't you?)
Other Miscellaneous Stuff: Nothing really
Now! My character! Mez!
Name: Mez
Species: Irken
Sex: Female
Occupation: Invader (are you seeing a pattern?)
Height: 5'5" (she's tall, but she hangs out with short people, do you have a problem with that?)
Eye Color: Purple
Spouse: Invader Nex (he's not in these stories)
Personality: Fun loving, caring, insane, kind of sly, but unfortunately, has a lazy streak. (just like me!) Seems to always have a plan. (good or bad, most of the time it's bad though)
Clothes: an Invader uniform, the main part is purple. Her pants, under shirt, boots and gloves are black. Her pak is white with purple spots.
Friends: Wak and Tez
Other Miscellaneous Stuff: Her antennae curl over themselves to make a small, triangular loop at the end of both of them. (as you can tell, it's hard to explain) Oh, Fizzle is Mez's female SIR. (if you were wondering)
There's a few extra characters that I don't feel need to be explained, but if you just NEED to know about them, e mail me at DoomyMonkey@aol.com or at the one on my profile im_gonna_sing_the_doom_song@yahoo.com, you pick. The other two stories will be up in a few weeks (really!) I'm gonna go sleep now. P. S. : R+R!