Disclaimer- I do not own Buffy. Joss Whedon does.
A/N~ Ok I will try to make this chapter longer than the others. I'm introducing a new member to the story!! It's my friend Jayme in disguise!! Hehehe remember Kizza lubs you!!
"I wonder how long the stupid whiner will be dead for this time. 1 maybe 2 years? Hmmmm not likely." Buffy, Willow and Anya sat around the table wondering how long the serenity would last for. They had nothing to spend their past time doing now that there was nothing to plot evil against. Anya was about to speak when there was a sound of wood splinting and falling to the ground. The trio ran to see what it was only to find a girl standing on top of the front door next to a motorbike. "HEY!!! What the HELL do u think you're doing exactly?!" Buffy was half questioning and half yelling at the tall blue haired stranger. "I'm a federal agent Jayme Glynn-Garneralba tracking extra-whiney activity. My whine detectors have sensed an over share of whining in the house. Care to explain yourselves?" The stranger introduced and invited herself in to sit down. "So do I get an explanation?" Buffy walked over to the couch across the room, "I have three words, my sister Dawn. We have been trying to exterminate the pest but there are only two ways to destroy her for good. Both ways totally suck as well, so now a bit about you?" Jayme stood up and paced around the room like a highly trainer soldier out of some strict training campus, "I'm a ninja 650, black like my mood, THANKS TO DAWN! I'm here for one thing and one thing only, to exterminate the evil whiner. The only way I'll ever stick around is if you become my friends. very, very good friends. Now which room will be mine while I'm here?" The trio sat in awe. Her attitude toward Dawn was amazing. Willow had a glitter in her eye. It seemed she was ahhh. attracted to her, "I'll show you to your room. It's Dawn's old room. I hope you don't mind sharing with our weapons."
------------------------------------------------------~some time later~--- --------------------------------------------
Jayme had settled into her room and had begun on a few weapons of her own. She needed something on hand if Dawn arrived unexpected. She pulled out a jar filled up with tablets, the label on the front read Laxatives. She got out her special C.I.A "pest repellant" and sprayed the whole jar with it. Now she had a quick fix to kill Dawn for at least 3 days. Jayme put the jar next to her bed and went to sleep for a few hours.
-------------------------------------------------~a bit more time passes~- -----------------------------------------
"What the hell are you people trying to DO to me?!" Dawn was back. The four girls ran downstairs to great the evil little bitch. At least in all their murder attempts they had managed to mangle Dawn's face and shred her hair into ratty little pieces which had knotted and twisted to form natural dread locks. Jayme clutched her pre made jar of laxatives in her hand, "oh my gosh you poor puppy. You look DREADFUL! Let me get you a glass of water." Jayme walked off to get a glass of water. On the way she dropped a few tablets into the drink. Unfortunately she did it quickly and didn't count how many she put in. Dawn drank the water and immediately fell to the ground throwing up everywhere. Buffy took her onto the porch to lean against a pole so she didn't wreck the interior of the house. Sadly Dawn was too retarded to lean forward and spew so when she threw up and then tried to breath she ended up drowning in her own barf. sad huh?
A/N~ Ok I will try to make this chapter longer than the others. I'm introducing a new member to the story!! It's my friend Jayme in disguise!! Hehehe remember Kizza lubs you!!
"I wonder how long the stupid whiner will be dead for this time. 1 maybe 2 years? Hmmmm not likely." Buffy, Willow and Anya sat around the table wondering how long the serenity would last for. They had nothing to spend their past time doing now that there was nothing to plot evil against. Anya was about to speak when there was a sound of wood splinting and falling to the ground. The trio ran to see what it was only to find a girl standing on top of the front door next to a motorbike. "HEY!!! What the HELL do u think you're doing exactly?!" Buffy was half questioning and half yelling at the tall blue haired stranger. "I'm a federal agent Jayme Glynn-Garneralba tracking extra-whiney activity. My whine detectors have sensed an over share of whining in the house. Care to explain yourselves?" The stranger introduced and invited herself in to sit down. "So do I get an explanation?" Buffy walked over to the couch across the room, "I have three words, my sister Dawn. We have been trying to exterminate the pest but there are only two ways to destroy her for good. Both ways totally suck as well, so now a bit about you?" Jayme stood up and paced around the room like a highly trainer soldier out of some strict training campus, "I'm a ninja 650, black like my mood, THANKS TO DAWN! I'm here for one thing and one thing only, to exterminate the evil whiner. The only way I'll ever stick around is if you become my friends. very, very good friends. Now which room will be mine while I'm here?" The trio sat in awe. Her attitude toward Dawn was amazing. Willow had a glitter in her eye. It seemed she was ahhh. attracted to her, "I'll show you to your room. It's Dawn's old room. I hope you don't mind sharing with our weapons."
------------------------------------------------------~some time later~--- --------------------------------------------
Jayme had settled into her room and had begun on a few weapons of her own. She needed something on hand if Dawn arrived unexpected. She pulled out a jar filled up with tablets, the label on the front read Laxatives. She got out her special C.I.A "pest repellant" and sprayed the whole jar with it. Now she had a quick fix to kill Dawn for at least 3 days. Jayme put the jar next to her bed and went to sleep for a few hours.
-------------------------------------------------~a bit more time passes~- -----------------------------------------
"What the hell are you people trying to DO to me?!" Dawn was back. The four girls ran downstairs to great the evil little bitch. At least in all their murder attempts they had managed to mangle Dawn's face and shred her hair into ratty little pieces which had knotted and twisted to form natural dread locks. Jayme clutched her pre made jar of laxatives in her hand, "oh my gosh you poor puppy. You look DREADFUL! Let me get you a glass of water." Jayme walked off to get a glass of water. On the way she dropped a few tablets into the drink. Unfortunately she did it quickly and didn't count how many she put in. Dawn drank the water and immediately fell to the ground throwing up everywhere. Buffy took her onto the porch to lean against a pole so she didn't wreck the interior of the house. Sadly Dawn was too retarded to lean forward and spew so when she threw up and then tried to breath she ended up drowning in her own barf. sad huh?