Don't let GIR buy you a…Series! Story#2: Look whose Dooming! Chapter#2 (everything's 2 today!)

By NUTZY MEGAN and MEEPER! YAY!

I currently don't own Jhonen, so I don't own Zim. Some people are just so touchy! This is harmless Mary-Sue, get over it! Think, I could have described the sex scene in the first story with more detail….sorry, I had to get that off my shoulders….anyways….

(A/N: hey! Well… it's been a little more than a week…… but! I go on! Don't blame me, blame my skool and it's evil doom homework of PAIN!)

(Meeper pretty much wrote this whole chappy so, praise her and give her doughnuts!)

SUM OF THE FIRST STORY: Zim whacks Wak

SUM OF THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE SECOND STORY: Zak is born, hooray!

ON WARD TO VENGANCE!!….. Err….. STORY!!!

(2 years into the future)

"Zak?" Wak called out, pushing aside a variety of different Hatarian plants. There was a giggle from up ahead. The sliver eyed female grinned. An other game of chase? That was fine with her. The tiny male Irken, dressed in an invader uniform for lack of other, dashed through the underbrush, looking back every so often to track his mother's progress. He turned his head in time to see something that looked like a pole stuck in the ground before ramming head first into it. The impact knocked him back, the sickening crunching sound of his spine filling the air. Shaking his head, he looked up slowly, red and sliver eyes going wide.

Sin smirked at the little Irken. Red and Purple had paid him well, and the kid had run right into him. With careful precision, he took out his laser, very slowly, just to scare the Irken before he blasted him to bits. Sin aimed carefully. Zak knew he was staring death in the face. So, he did something any 2 ½ year old would do. "MOMMMMMMMMMYYYYY!!"

Sin grinned wickedly and fired, Zak flinching away…

A tree behind the pair burst into flames. Zak looked up, realizing that he wasn't dead, and saw gleaming metal over his head along with a seriously po'd Wak, sheltering the child with her battle ax. Sin took a step back. His employers had told him about Wak's blood-thirstiness in combat, and had hoped from the start to catch Zak alone.

All it took was one glance from Wak to send small Irken child back to their home. Zak stood up quickly, despite the pain in his back, and dashed away. The two adults were left alone.

Wak looked Sin up and down, measuring his threat level. She smirked, bringing her ax to bear. This was going to be easy.

Sin did the same to her, pulling out a long dagger and psychedelic, multi-colored rubber piggy from the early 70's. "You know, it's a pity I have to kill you. I've never seen an Irken with eyes as beautiful as yours." he said as his eyes roved over her body, as if he was memorizing every curve.

Wak couldn't help but think this assassin was a complete pervert by what he was doing. She had to kill him, the thought of what he would do with her dead body was scary enough to compel her to win.

Just to get his attention, she threw her ax like a boomerang, cutting the rubber pig in two while slicing a horrible gash on Sin's ribs before coming back. The sudden pain brought Sin back to reality, just in time to block an over head blow from Wak, the force of the strike almost cutting through the blade of his dagger.

Sin leapt back in shock as the psychotic female drew the ever deadly black Taco Smell spork. The expression on her face was murderous, sliver eyes glinting dangerously.

It was with great difficulty that the, normally fearless, assassin blocked the hurricane of strikes and blows flying in every single conceivable direction. A shower of sparks told Sin immediately that he hadn't been protecting his back very well, as Wak pulled her ax out of his pak. A sudden, horrifying, thought came to Sin, his pak contained the time transporter, and it had just been cut in two…

Yes, I know, short chapter, but! The next chappy will be up very soon! So wait with bated breath my friends, until chapter 3!! R+R