Disclaimer- No I don't own Buffy. If I did I would have written Dawn off
the Script AGES ago!
A/N~ WOW! It took me a long time to write this chapter mostly coz I'm
trying to be a good girl at school now. Oh yeah and in real life u can't
bribe the person doing the piercing! Ok this will probably be the last
chapter of this story. ever! *scary music* so enjoy it while it lasts.
About 3 weeks after the vicious brutal attack of the Taxi-shark co joined accident, Dawn was back to life; she woke to find herself mixed in with shark shit. She had magically reformed into her human form instead of being broken down in the shark's digestive system. She swam to the surface regardless of the pressure law, but luckily for her she wasn't deep enough to be killed by it. She was just left feeling a little disorientated. Eventually she made her way back to her home, not so sweet, home.
When Dawn arrived home the occupants of the house were less than pleased. Buffy stated her shrill horror of seeing the dirty mole, "Dawn what did I tell you about bringing yourself into my house? I do believe, and I quote, that I said don't ever come back or I will get rid of you forever!" Buffy was bluffing of course because she had not yet found a sure fire way of getting rid of the stupid annoyance of a sister. Willow jumped in all perky and upbeat and cast a spell to get rid of Dawn for the night, "these je par Volant charme. Aller trouver je cartonage boite tu sale grain!" Dawn immediately walked out the front door toward the nearest Wal-Mart to find a cardboard box to sleep in.
The Scooby gang stayed up late trying to find ways to test their new strategy. They figured that being nice to Dawn might make her feel uncomfortable and she would leave, seeing as they were always mean and she kept coming back. Unfortunately they ended up deciding that being nice would only encourage the freak to stay.
About two hours after the Scooby gang left Dawn waltzed through the door with no consideration for anyone else in the house, "la da di da da da da.. Buffy! Can I get my ear pierced please please please please please please please!!!!!!" Dawn shrieked from the bottom of the stairs until Buffy came down from her room. "Sure Dawn maybe later. I just have to duck into the Magic Box for a few minutes. While I'm gone you can sweep and vacuum the floors, do the dishes, clean the bathroom, scrub the toilets, empty the bins, do the washing, mow the lawn, mulch the small flower beds, fertilize the lawns and polish all my weapons. Okay! Bye." And with that Buffy walked out the door.
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As Buffy walked through the door the door bell rang alerting everyone that the smart strong brave sister was in the house, or rather in the magic box. "Guys! I have the perfect idea! Dawn wants her ear pierced so we go meet up with the piercing person and pay her a little extra to shoot the stud into Dawn's head."
Buffy went into detail about her plan meanwhile Dawn was getting all scuffed up doing her chores. She was singing a little song in her head while cleaning and eventually she began trying to sing it out aloud, "You've got to be cruel to be kind, in the right measure. Cruel to be kind." Fortunately for everyone else's sake nobody was listening to her attempts at singing.
Meanwhile, back at the magic box Buffy was about to leave to take Dawn to the piercing studio. "And don't forget Willow and Anya you have to leave now to bribe the person in charge on schedule." With the last bit of information Buffy left the store.
"DAWN! Stop your polishing. We're going to get your ear pierced." Dawn ran down the stairs almost superhuman speed. "Oh my holy lord I can't believe you're doing this for me!" Dawn was still trying to suck up to Buffy. Mostly because Dawn wanted to be like Buffy but that would never work because dawn is a weak, scrawny, prissy snotty bitch with no life of her own.
The pair walked into the studio and dawn sat on the chair in one of the cubicles while Buffy went to make sure everything was still going according to what had been planned. She spotted Anya and Willow in the corner and went to check that they were able to bribe the piercing worker. Unfortunately they only reached the worked half way. The worker would provide all they needed to commit their own murder. It was still going to go ahead.
Buffy walked in holding the piercing gun and latex gloves. She blindfolded Dawn and shot her straight into the ear. The stud flew into her brain hitting the energy in her brain. Dawn bleed to death and after some time the energy ball was expelled from her body. They managed to hit the nerve keeping the key energy inside dawn's pathetic mangy body. Jayme and Kimberley were standing near by and helping with the disposal of the body.
Jayme disguised Dawn as a CIA agent named Sidney Brisoe and carried her out into Kimberley's taxi. There was another body already in their ready for disposal. It was a stupid evil relief teacher and Sunnydale high named Mrs. Bestall. Kimberley drove to a car incinerator and left her spare broken taxi there to be burnt straight away.
The bodies were burnt. Dawn never returned, at least not to the Summers family or to Sunnydale. The Scooby gang lived in peace now that the evil jack ass evil daughter to a monk bitch was dead.
About 3 weeks after the vicious brutal attack of the Taxi-shark co joined accident, Dawn was back to life; she woke to find herself mixed in with shark shit. She had magically reformed into her human form instead of being broken down in the shark's digestive system. She swam to the surface regardless of the pressure law, but luckily for her she wasn't deep enough to be killed by it. She was just left feeling a little disorientated. Eventually she made her way back to her home, not so sweet, home.
When Dawn arrived home the occupants of the house were less than pleased. Buffy stated her shrill horror of seeing the dirty mole, "Dawn what did I tell you about bringing yourself into my house? I do believe, and I quote, that I said don't ever come back or I will get rid of you forever!" Buffy was bluffing of course because she had not yet found a sure fire way of getting rid of the stupid annoyance of a sister. Willow jumped in all perky and upbeat and cast a spell to get rid of Dawn for the night, "these je par Volant charme. Aller trouver je cartonage boite tu sale grain!" Dawn immediately walked out the front door toward the nearest Wal-Mart to find a cardboard box to sleep in.
The Scooby gang stayed up late trying to find ways to test their new strategy. They figured that being nice to Dawn might make her feel uncomfortable and she would leave, seeing as they were always mean and she kept coming back. Unfortunately they ended up deciding that being nice would only encourage the freak to stay.
About two hours after the Scooby gang left Dawn waltzed through the door with no consideration for anyone else in the house, "la da di da da da da.. Buffy! Can I get my ear pierced please please please please please please please!!!!!!" Dawn shrieked from the bottom of the stairs until Buffy came down from her room. "Sure Dawn maybe later. I just have to duck into the Magic Box for a few minutes. While I'm gone you can sweep and vacuum the floors, do the dishes, clean the bathroom, scrub the toilets, empty the bins, do the washing, mow the lawn, mulch the small flower beds, fertilize the lawns and polish all my weapons. Okay! Bye." And with that Buffy walked out the door.
----------------------------------------------~ Magic Box~------------------ -------------------------
As Buffy walked through the door the door bell rang alerting everyone that the smart strong brave sister was in the house, or rather in the magic box. "Guys! I have the perfect idea! Dawn wants her ear pierced so we go meet up with the piercing person and pay her a little extra to shoot the stud into Dawn's head."
Buffy went into detail about her plan meanwhile Dawn was getting all scuffed up doing her chores. She was singing a little song in her head while cleaning and eventually she began trying to sing it out aloud, "You've got to be cruel to be kind, in the right measure. Cruel to be kind." Fortunately for everyone else's sake nobody was listening to her attempts at singing.
Meanwhile, back at the magic box Buffy was about to leave to take Dawn to the piercing studio. "And don't forget Willow and Anya you have to leave now to bribe the person in charge on schedule." With the last bit of information Buffy left the store.
"DAWN! Stop your polishing. We're going to get your ear pierced." Dawn ran down the stairs almost superhuman speed. "Oh my holy lord I can't believe you're doing this for me!" Dawn was still trying to suck up to Buffy. Mostly because Dawn wanted to be like Buffy but that would never work because dawn is a weak, scrawny, prissy snotty bitch with no life of her own.
The pair walked into the studio and dawn sat on the chair in one of the cubicles while Buffy went to make sure everything was still going according to what had been planned. She spotted Anya and Willow in the corner and went to check that they were able to bribe the piercing worker. Unfortunately they only reached the worked half way. The worker would provide all they needed to commit their own murder. It was still going to go ahead.
Buffy walked in holding the piercing gun and latex gloves. She blindfolded Dawn and shot her straight into the ear. The stud flew into her brain hitting the energy in her brain. Dawn bleed to death and after some time the energy ball was expelled from her body. They managed to hit the nerve keeping the key energy inside dawn's pathetic mangy body. Jayme and Kimberley were standing near by and helping with the disposal of the body.
Jayme disguised Dawn as a CIA agent named Sidney Brisoe and carried her out into Kimberley's taxi. There was another body already in their ready for disposal. It was a stupid evil relief teacher and Sunnydale high named Mrs. Bestall. Kimberley drove to a car incinerator and left her spare broken taxi there to be burnt straight away.
The bodies were burnt. Dawn never returned, at least not to the Summers family or to Sunnydale. The Scooby gang lived in peace now that the evil jack ass evil daughter to a monk bitch was dead.