Explanation/Disclaimer: No, you didn't read wrong, this is a fanfic called pokemon quickies, and its in with Harry Potter fanfics. See, for 14 chapters, I have done a fanfic i call, Pokemon Quickies, thus named because they are quick little comedies designed to make the reader laugh. Each chapter has nothing to do with the chapter that followed before it. But, for chapter 15a, we are not looking through the eyes of Ash Misty and Brock, we are looking through the eyes of Harry Ron and Hermione. A sort of cross promotion, good will mission of laughter. Sure, you might be thinking "Crossover" and you'd be right, but i happen to like calling it, "A good will mission of laughter", sounds cooler. Ok, enough rambling, its show time! So scroll down, and enjoy.
Quickie # 15a: Do You Believe In Magic?
Harry sat in the Gryffindor's common room working on his Defense against the Dark Arts essay, meanwhile, Hermione and Ron worked on their Potions homework. At this time, they were the only three up. That is, until in bursts Ron's brothers, the twins, Fred and George.
"We
did it!" Fred exclaimed, "We finally got our invisibility
taffy to work!"
"Congrats." Ron said not taking
his eyes from his scroll. Harry and Hermione said nothing.
Fred
and George made a hmmph noise, and Fred continued, "You're all
thrilled, we can tell."
"But," George picked
up, "We need your help, we'd like you to help us test the final
product."
"Pass." Harry replied quickly.
"Come
on!" Fred insisted, "What's the harm?"
Hermione
shut her textbook and said, "What's the harm? Do you remember
the LAST time we helped you test a sweet?"
***SCENE
CHANGE TO THE LAST EXPERIMENT...
"Hmmm..."
George said staring at the results of their candies, "This was
unexpected."
"Yes," Fred agreed, "Not a
bad effect, but its not exactly a meal in a stick of
gum."
Meanwhile, Ron, Hermione and Harry stood there,
swollen up like blimps and bright blue, Harry yelled annoyed, "Well
DO something about it!"
"We're
doing something," Fred said annoyed, "We're writing Wonka
right now, we'll have a solution in a day or two."
"A
DAY or TWO?" Ron cried out, then paused, then said sheepishly,
"I think i just made some jam..."
All: "Ewww..."
***SCENE CHANGE BACK TO MAIN STORY...
"Oh
come on!" Fred said lightly, "That was so long
ago..."
"IT WAS THREE WEEKS AGO!" Harry yelled.
"See... water under the bridge." George said smiling, "Besides, nothing can go wrong this time, we have it all worked out. Besides, its not gum... its hardtack.
"Well...
that WOULD change everything, now wouldn't it?" Ron said dryly.
"Please?"
Fred said, "It'd be a shame if we had to test it on house
elves!"
Hermione glared at Fred, "Don't you
dare."
"Well, if you don't give us any other option,
we'll have to... and maybe give some to Cho too!" George said
looking at Harry.
"You're
bluffing!" Harry said annoyed.
"Well,
we gotta do what we gotta do!" Fred answered.
"Hey..."
Ron said, "Wait a minute... aren't you going to threaten me with
something?"
Fred: "Nah, we're you're bros...
we'll just glue your butthole shut."
"Ah...
brotherly love," George said mockingly.
"Augh..."
Ron said, "Fine... we'll help."
"See..."
Fred said, "I told you they'd be more then happy to help, now
everyone, up and at them, we have to go down to Snape's
office."
"Snape's Office?" Hermione said, "What
for?"
"To help the story flow better," George
responded straight face, "Let's go."
As all the
teens head out of the room, Hermione lamented, "Why do I have a
feeling this is going to be as bad as the time we helped Hagrid
out?"
***SCENE CHANGE TO HAGRID'S CABIN...
Harry
backed away from the creatures they were tending, and asked Hagrid,
"Umm... what did you call these creatures again?"
"Arcadians." Hagrid explained.
Hermione
yelled, "Well I know I don't much care for them!"
"Well,
you 'ave to get used to them, and use your wits, and uh oh, watch out
for the barrel 'ermione!"
Hermione shrieked and ducked
behind a tree, a large barrel whizzing by her. She looked at the
creature that threw it, a large brown monkey, that grinned and
started thumping its chest.
"Come now, Hermione,"
Ron said happily, "This little guy isn't so bad!"
Ron
dumped a bucket of quarters into the mouth a yellow ball creature.
"Waka waka" It said happily.
"See?"
Ron said, "They're cute."
"Well," Hagrid
said, "Its generally excepted that boys enjoy arcadians more
then girls."
"OOPS!" Ron said tripping and
dropped his bucket on the head of a little brown ball with a big long
nose, two little feet, and two big eyes. It looked up at Ron and
said, "@!%!"
"Uh...
guys," Harry said looking up, "Can we wrap this up... the
Space Invaders are getting closer."
***SCENE CHANGE BACK TO MAIN STORY...
"So..."
Harry said, "Does it seem like Rowling is on crack?"
Ron
nodded and said, "Yep."
"Good... I think that's
what we were going for." Harry responded.
"Alright,"
George said as they all snuck into Snape's office, "Here, take
these sweets and give them a shot. We'll be taking notes."
"Are
we going to offer any of the readers ANY explanation at all why we
had to do this in Snape's office?" Hermione asked.
"What
readers?" George asked, "By this time they've probably all
stopped reading and are watching Survivor 7: Afghanistan"
"Yeah,
I read about that," Ron said, "I hear they wanted to
tali-ban it"
"Ugh."
"Stop that."
"What's wrong with
you?"
"Hey!" Ron said, "I'm just following
the author's note, see?"
Ron handed Harry a note, Harry
read it aloud, "Lets see here, well what do you know? Right
here on the top of the list of things to do, 'Make bad puns',
hmm..."
"See..." Ron said, "Don't shoot
the messenger."
"Alright," Fred said, "Let's
chatting, more chewing."
"Oh well..." Ron said,
"Cheers..." And popped his sweet in his mouth.
Harry
shrugged and said, "Fraiser," and popped his in his mouth.
Hermione
sighed and said, "Who am I to break a trend, 'C.H.I.P.S.' ",
and popped her in her mouth.
"Hmmm..."
Harry said sucking on the hardtack, "Not bad... a pleasant
cherry flavor."
"Yes,"
Hermione agreed, "Not bad at all, but I don't think we've
disappeared yet,"
"Nope," Ron said, "No
effect at..."
*POOF!!!"
In a puff of smoke, Harry Ron and Hermione disappear from the room.
"Brilliant!"
George said, "It worked!"
"Ummm..." Fred
said alarmed feeling around.
"What's
wrong?"
"I
don't feel them... I don't think they're in here."
"Guys?"
George said, "Hello, not funny, say something."
The
two twins stare at each other for a second. Then Fred said,
"Shit...,"
After a moment of silence, Fred
continued, "Well... want to go get a bite to eat?"
George
shrugged, "Meh... why not?"
With that, the two boys
left, and a moment later, with a loud pop noise, three teenagers
appear out of thin air. They look quite confused.
*** AND
SO, WE FOLLOW HARRY RON AND HERMIONE TO THEIR DESTINATION...
*POP*!!!
Harry Ron and Hermione appear inside a bright lit room, very similar to that of a hospital. "Woah..." Ron said.
"Yeah..."
Hermione agreed, "That was intense."
"Almost
like the time that Fred and George gave us those Lemon Sweet Drops."
Harry said, "We saw all sorts of weird things then... plus I had
this urge to listen to Jimmy Hendrix."
The trio looked
around until Hermione finally said, "Toto... I don't think we're
in Kansas anymore..."
"Well... this sucks."
Harry said, "What are we suppose to do now?"
"Maybe
we can contact Fred and George with our wands?" Ron said,
pulling out his wand, (Dirty dirty minds), he waved it around and
paused for a minute, and said, "Shoot... I cant get a signal
here... I knew i shouldn't have signed with Verison."
Suddenly,
a pretty red head walked into the room, and said, "Oh..., I
didn't realize the other kids left, so do you kids need your pokemon
healed?"
Ron glanced and Hermione and mouthed the word,
"Pokemon?"
Hermione shrugged back and whispered, "I'm just trying to figure out why her eyes are so big."
Suddenly
in walked Nurse Joy's Chansey, and the cute pink nurse pokemon looked
up at the visitors and asked, "Chansey?"
"WAHH!"
The trio cried out, Harry yelled, "What the fbleep is
that thing?"
Nurse Joy looked surprised at the group and asked, "You three aren't from around here, are you?"
"I'm
sorry Ma'am, but...", Harry said, "I think we're a little
lost."
***AFTER A HUGE PIECE OF EXPOSITION...
Harry
Ron and Hermione stare at Nurse Joy blankly. Finally, Ron sums up
all of their thoughts, saying, "Huh?"
Nurse Joy
sighed, "Alright, here," she hands them each a gameboy,
"This will show you better then I can tell you."
***AFTER
SOME GAMEBOY PLAYING...
"Ohhhh." the trio said.
"So,
we're in you're world..." Harry said,
"...and I'll
bet those kids in here are in you're world." Nurse Joy
explained.
"So what do we do?" Ron asked.
Nurse
Joy thought for a minute, "Well... I suppose the foremost expert
in pokemon might be able to help you, but it's a long trek to him.
You'll face many dangers and many obstacles, and I don't know how
long it will take you to reach him."
The trio looked
crestfallen, "Well," Harry said, "I guess we don't
have a choice..., ok... where does this Professor Oak live?"
Nurse
Joy pointed out her window to a house sitting on top of a hill a few
blocks down the road, "He lives over there."
The
trio sweatdropped... then realized that they just sweatdropped,
"Augh, what the hell was that?" Hermione asked touching her
forehead.
"I think there's much you'll have to get used to." Nurse Joy explained.
"Well,
I need some time for this to sink in," Hermione said, "I
think we need a little break."
"Oh," The nurse
said, "I think I can help with that, *ahem* excuse me, Mr.
Announcer, you know what to do."
Suddenly a voice boomed
out,
Announcer:
"It looks like our strange guests are going to be visiting
Professor Oak soon, but will HE have any answers. Tune in next time
to find out!"
Nurse Joy giggled and said, "Thanks!"
The
trio stared wide eyed, "Um... I don't even want to know what
that was."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Alright, that's it for now, but I promise you Harry Potter readers, I will have the second half up before Rowling gets Year 6 out. Planned Date: 2021, Quinn will love it until Stormy loses it down the blowhole of a dolphin on him. (Thank you if you got that joke)
Alright, in the mean time, perhaps you are wonder where Ash Misty and Brock are? I bet you can guess where. If you're interested, go to my pokemon quickies, a fast way to get there is to click my author name up top, and go to "pokemon quickies"
The
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