Disclaimer: Well as we all know I don't own Will, Jack, Elizabeth,
Commodore Norington, Governor and Mr. Gibbs. The others that star in it are
all from my head because I couldn't remember the others names. Oh and Jodie
is well someone for you all to relate to in a way.
Rating: - R for later chapters - Language - Male and Female relations
Chapter Two: Not Like The Others
The cabin smelt like a man, dust and liquor all mixed together and it was something she had gotten used to over the years after working in the Black Smith. Sitting at the desk with his feet up and hat over his eyes sat the captain and she new that though he hadn't moved he was well aware of her precents in the room.
"Take a seat Luv," he said moving his feet from the desk.
"I can stand," she said.
"I told you to sit," he said again.
"What ever you say sir" she said in a sarcastic tone taking a seat in front of him.
"I'd like to make a few things clear," he said eyeing her.
"I'm all ears," she said pretending to yawn and looking uninterested.
"Now just because you're female doesn't mean you get special treatment, Savvy?" he said.
"I wasn't expectin' any," she said cracking a fake smile.
"Good, Secondly we need a cook you will be taking the position, Savvy?" he said again and Jodie tried not to laugh at him.
"Jack, " she said bringing one hand to cover her mouth for a moment, "I do know how to cook, clean and work hard. I've worked in the smithy for as long as I can remember. I don't need you to tell me" she said keeping eye contact with him.
"That's Capitan Jack or Captain Jack Sparrow or Captain Jack Sparrow to you Luv, Savvy?" he said pointing at her.
"Wow, I have a name too my names Jodie Archer" she said crossing her arms over her chest.
"Your not afraid of what I could do to you?" he asked.
"Pfft, my afraid Jack let me explain something to you" she started and he cut in.
"Captain Jack"
"Sure, anyway as you can see I'm not an average girl I'm not afraid to get down and dirty and unlike you I can hold my liquor. also if I'm on your ship I have a few priorates myself" she said watching him closely.
"And they would be?" he asked
"You will learn as we go alone Mr. Sparrow," she said sternly leaning back in her chair and putting her feet on the desk.
Jack was surprised at the girls actions and words, "You are not like the other girls I've been with" he grinned. "Who said anything about you getting with me?" she asked liking the expression on his face.
"You won't be able to resist me by the end of the trip" he said pushing her feet off his desk.
"No Jack it will be you who can't resist me, and now if you excuse me I need to go see what state the kitchen is in" she said running her tongue over her teeth before exiting the room.
She stopped and turned around, "Oh and it should be you who is afraid of what I might do to you" and with that she left.
"Ah Lass who are you?" one man asked slipping his arm around her waist.
"Okay let me make one thing clear" she said and the crew looked at her curiously, "YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT, NO TOUCHING OR DIRTY COMMENTS UNLESS I SAY YOU CAN, YOU WANT ME TO RESPECT YOU, YOU WILL RESPECT ME, BRAKE THAT THIN LINE OF RESPECT AND YOUR LIFE WILL NOT BE WORTH LIVING UNDERSTOOD?" she yelled.
The crew looked shocked but agreed and let her make her way to the kitchen. A few minutes seemed to pass when her old friend Will joined her, "Jack told me what you said" he smiled.
"I did tell you I'm not afraid of him" she smiled not looking up from the cupboard.
"He's curious about why you acted he way you did" he said sitting up on the small bench.
"Tell him it must have been his charm or maybe his manor," she said looking up at Will.
"You give him Shit Jodie he'll make this hell for you" Will said sternly.
"No William it will be me making it Hell for him" she smiled.
"You're cooking up something Jodie," he laughed.
"What else do you expect? Me to be nice and polite?" she asked.
"No not really, just watch yourself he can pull many tricks," Will said getting off the bench.
"And I can't? Will I'll be fine don't you worry," she said winking at him.
"Oh they want to know when Dinner is going to be ready" Will pointed out.
"You can tell them that dinner will be ready when I say it is ready" she smiled before walking over to the stove.
Will nodded and left Jodie to work in the kitchen, there wasn't much to use but seeing that she was on a Pirate ship she decided she didn't have to make anything remotely special so she threw some sausages in a pan and made some mash potato.
When the meal was ready she put it out on the rather long table and took some for herself leaving it in the kitchen before walking onto the deck to see some very hungry men, "Dinners up!" she yelled.
Jodie was knocked flying by the crew as the hurried down to where the meal was waiting, when she composed herself she made her way back down the stairs and saw that they were waiting for her to join them.
"You are allowed to eat you know, you don't have to wait for me" she smiled.
"But the Captain told us we should" one young man pointed out.
"What's your name?' she asked walking over to him.
"Billy" he said.
"Well Billy you can tell him that I said you don't have to wait, by the way were is he?' she asked.
"Waiting for him meal to be brought up" Mr. Gibbs said.
"I see, is that normal for his meal to be brought to him?" Jodie asked.
"No, usually he'll join us" he said.
"Well then, who would like to be my massager?" she asked.
"I'll do it" Billy said looking up at her.
"Okay got up to where he'll be waiting and tell him that his meal is waiting for him where is always is and if he wishes to eat he will do as he always does and join his crew. you tell him Jodie said that" she smiled.
"Yes ma'am" the boy said getting up and leaving.
"You got some guts lass" Mr. Gibbs smiled.
"No Mr. Gibbs this is my kitchen so he will go by my rules" she said happily.
They waited a few minutes and the boys returned and quickly took his place, "What did he say?" one man asked.
"He swore and opened the door I ran back 'ere but I know he is comin'" he said and Jodie stood behind him.
"Good Lad," she said and kissed his cheek, "Don't you worry your captain will not lay a hand on you" she whispered in his ear.
She looked up and met Jacks gaze and he looked dare she say a little jealous and she smiled, "How nice of you to join us" she said.
"I was expecting my meal upstairs," he pointed out.
"Well it waiting for you down here, dig in guys" she said and exited to the kitchen to eat her meal.
Jack entered the kitchen and went to say something when Jodie cut him off, "My Kitchen my rules, if you want a feed you will eat it down here unless I bring it upstairs" she said filling her mouth with food.
"This is my ship, Savvy?" he snapped.
"Now I'm really scared, go and eat Jack before I decided to serve you as breakfast" she said holding up the cooks knife and examining it, "We will need more food on our next stop if you want to eat" she said now not paying attention to him.
He was again surprised by her actions it was like she was talking to herself and trying to talk to her was like talking to a brick wall, she didn't care about what he thought and in a way she reminded him of himself.
"Any requests?" he asked.
"That you get out of my kitchen, I will let you know if I have any more," she said still not looking up at him.
"Very well then" he sighed defeated and he left her alone.
She sat happily in the kitchen and started to clean up the dishes as they were brought to her. It took her only half an hour to finish the dishes and put them back where she had found them before she joined the crew on deck.
She laughed; they had set up a band and were playing while the other danced around drinking. It reminded her of back home and seeing she was part of the crew she nicked a bottle of rum and joined them.
"Dance?" Will asked.
"Of course" she smiled taking the hand offered.
"If you really want to get at Jack dance with Billy" he whispered.
"So your in?" she asked.
"Why not the others are if you are up for it," he said.
"Cool" she grinned and let go of Will and she stopped in front of Billy, "How 'bout a dance?'" she asked.
"Sure thing" he smiled as the music started up again.
As they moved around the deck they swapped ideas about how to get at the Captain and he told her the things he had told Mr. Gibbs. At the end of the song she still had his hand in her own and she kissed him very lightly, "Thanks for the dance mate" she grinned before lightly punching him in the shoulder.
"Anything for a lady" he smiled.
"Where's my drink?" she called out and Will passed it to her, "Thanks" she smiled raising her bottle into the air, "A toast to." she trailed off.
"To the Pearl and freedom" Jack said raising his bottle.
The crew cheered and drank some more, "Now Jodie can I have the bottle back?" Jack asked.
"Piss off you've got your own," she snapped.
"Its mine though" he said walking towards her.
"Finders Keepers" she said sticking her tongue out at him.
"Its mine" he said again and Jodie smiled.
"I don't see your name on it" she said and took another gulp, "Here you go" she said passing the bottle to him.
"There's none left," he said in protest.
" You said you wanted the bottle back, you did not make clear whether you wanted the liquor in it or not" she smiled and turned to leave.
She was stopped as he grabbed her shoulder and turned her around, "That's wasn't very nice Luv" he said.
"No it wasn't, but if you don't let me go I'm afraid you'll lose a testical" she said calmly pulling out a knife from her belt holding it very close to his pants.
"You would do that" he grinned. Jodie leant forward to whisper in his ear, "That's what you think" and with that she cut his pants and stepped away.
"You didn't do a thing," he pointed out.
"Um." she said trying not to laugh as his pants ended up around his ankles, "Good night all" and with that she headed off to bed leaving a very embarrassed Jack Sparrow holding up his pants with one hand, the other clutching the empty bottle of liquor.
That night she slept soundly, her first night on the Pearl had been more then successful and she enjoyed teasing the Captain, why wouldn't she when he was good looking and all the only thing she needed to change was his big ego and that was the easy part she just couldn't let herself fall for his charm.
TBC....
There's another chapter and seeing I'm on this big writing frenzy I'm might starts and finish the third chapter and post it straight away. if your lucky. anyway there was you intro to Jodie Archer and yes she has more planed and don't you worry I think Jacks cooking up something as well. thanks to anyone the reviews your all great!!!
More soon I promise and the next chapter Jack may have a little revenge or a lot haven't decided yet.
Rating: - R for later chapters - Language - Male and Female relations
Chapter Two: Not Like The Others
The cabin smelt like a man, dust and liquor all mixed together and it was something she had gotten used to over the years after working in the Black Smith. Sitting at the desk with his feet up and hat over his eyes sat the captain and she new that though he hadn't moved he was well aware of her precents in the room.
"Take a seat Luv," he said moving his feet from the desk.
"I can stand," she said.
"I told you to sit," he said again.
"What ever you say sir" she said in a sarcastic tone taking a seat in front of him.
"I'd like to make a few things clear," he said eyeing her.
"I'm all ears," she said pretending to yawn and looking uninterested.
"Now just because you're female doesn't mean you get special treatment, Savvy?" he said.
"I wasn't expectin' any," she said cracking a fake smile.
"Good, Secondly we need a cook you will be taking the position, Savvy?" he said again and Jodie tried not to laugh at him.
"Jack, " she said bringing one hand to cover her mouth for a moment, "I do know how to cook, clean and work hard. I've worked in the smithy for as long as I can remember. I don't need you to tell me" she said keeping eye contact with him.
"That's Capitan Jack or Captain Jack Sparrow or Captain Jack Sparrow to you Luv, Savvy?" he said pointing at her.
"Wow, I have a name too my names Jodie Archer" she said crossing her arms over her chest.
"Your not afraid of what I could do to you?" he asked.
"Pfft, my afraid Jack let me explain something to you" she started and he cut in.
"Captain Jack"
"Sure, anyway as you can see I'm not an average girl I'm not afraid to get down and dirty and unlike you I can hold my liquor. also if I'm on your ship I have a few priorates myself" she said watching him closely.
"And they would be?" he asked
"You will learn as we go alone Mr. Sparrow," she said sternly leaning back in her chair and putting her feet on the desk.
Jack was surprised at the girls actions and words, "You are not like the other girls I've been with" he grinned. "Who said anything about you getting with me?" she asked liking the expression on his face.
"You won't be able to resist me by the end of the trip" he said pushing her feet off his desk.
"No Jack it will be you who can't resist me, and now if you excuse me I need to go see what state the kitchen is in" she said running her tongue over her teeth before exiting the room.
She stopped and turned around, "Oh and it should be you who is afraid of what I might do to you" and with that she left.
"Ah Lass who are you?" one man asked slipping his arm around her waist.
"Okay let me make one thing clear" she said and the crew looked at her curiously, "YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT, NO TOUCHING OR DIRTY COMMENTS UNLESS I SAY YOU CAN, YOU WANT ME TO RESPECT YOU, YOU WILL RESPECT ME, BRAKE THAT THIN LINE OF RESPECT AND YOUR LIFE WILL NOT BE WORTH LIVING UNDERSTOOD?" she yelled.
The crew looked shocked but agreed and let her make her way to the kitchen. A few minutes seemed to pass when her old friend Will joined her, "Jack told me what you said" he smiled.
"I did tell you I'm not afraid of him" she smiled not looking up from the cupboard.
"He's curious about why you acted he way you did" he said sitting up on the small bench.
"Tell him it must have been his charm or maybe his manor," she said looking up at Will.
"You give him Shit Jodie he'll make this hell for you" Will said sternly.
"No William it will be me making it Hell for him" she smiled.
"You're cooking up something Jodie," he laughed.
"What else do you expect? Me to be nice and polite?" she asked.
"No not really, just watch yourself he can pull many tricks," Will said getting off the bench.
"And I can't? Will I'll be fine don't you worry," she said winking at him.
"Oh they want to know when Dinner is going to be ready" Will pointed out.
"You can tell them that dinner will be ready when I say it is ready" she smiled before walking over to the stove.
Will nodded and left Jodie to work in the kitchen, there wasn't much to use but seeing that she was on a Pirate ship she decided she didn't have to make anything remotely special so she threw some sausages in a pan and made some mash potato.
When the meal was ready she put it out on the rather long table and took some for herself leaving it in the kitchen before walking onto the deck to see some very hungry men, "Dinners up!" she yelled.
Jodie was knocked flying by the crew as the hurried down to where the meal was waiting, when she composed herself she made her way back down the stairs and saw that they were waiting for her to join them.
"You are allowed to eat you know, you don't have to wait for me" she smiled.
"But the Captain told us we should" one young man pointed out.
"What's your name?' she asked walking over to him.
"Billy" he said.
"Well Billy you can tell him that I said you don't have to wait, by the way were is he?' she asked.
"Waiting for him meal to be brought up" Mr. Gibbs said.
"I see, is that normal for his meal to be brought to him?" Jodie asked.
"No, usually he'll join us" he said.
"Well then, who would like to be my massager?" she asked.
"I'll do it" Billy said looking up at her.
"Okay got up to where he'll be waiting and tell him that his meal is waiting for him where is always is and if he wishes to eat he will do as he always does and join his crew. you tell him Jodie said that" she smiled.
"Yes ma'am" the boy said getting up and leaving.
"You got some guts lass" Mr. Gibbs smiled.
"No Mr. Gibbs this is my kitchen so he will go by my rules" she said happily.
They waited a few minutes and the boys returned and quickly took his place, "What did he say?" one man asked.
"He swore and opened the door I ran back 'ere but I know he is comin'" he said and Jodie stood behind him.
"Good Lad," she said and kissed his cheek, "Don't you worry your captain will not lay a hand on you" she whispered in his ear.
She looked up and met Jacks gaze and he looked dare she say a little jealous and she smiled, "How nice of you to join us" she said.
"I was expecting my meal upstairs," he pointed out.
"Well it waiting for you down here, dig in guys" she said and exited to the kitchen to eat her meal.
Jack entered the kitchen and went to say something when Jodie cut him off, "My Kitchen my rules, if you want a feed you will eat it down here unless I bring it upstairs" she said filling her mouth with food.
"This is my ship, Savvy?" he snapped.
"Now I'm really scared, go and eat Jack before I decided to serve you as breakfast" she said holding up the cooks knife and examining it, "We will need more food on our next stop if you want to eat" she said now not paying attention to him.
He was again surprised by her actions it was like she was talking to herself and trying to talk to her was like talking to a brick wall, she didn't care about what he thought and in a way she reminded him of himself.
"Any requests?" he asked.
"That you get out of my kitchen, I will let you know if I have any more," she said still not looking up at him.
"Very well then" he sighed defeated and he left her alone.
She sat happily in the kitchen and started to clean up the dishes as they were brought to her. It took her only half an hour to finish the dishes and put them back where she had found them before she joined the crew on deck.
She laughed; they had set up a band and were playing while the other danced around drinking. It reminded her of back home and seeing she was part of the crew she nicked a bottle of rum and joined them.
"Dance?" Will asked.
"Of course" she smiled taking the hand offered.
"If you really want to get at Jack dance with Billy" he whispered.
"So your in?" she asked.
"Why not the others are if you are up for it," he said.
"Cool" she grinned and let go of Will and she stopped in front of Billy, "How 'bout a dance?'" she asked.
"Sure thing" he smiled as the music started up again.
As they moved around the deck they swapped ideas about how to get at the Captain and he told her the things he had told Mr. Gibbs. At the end of the song she still had his hand in her own and she kissed him very lightly, "Thanks for the dance mate" she grinned before lightly punching him in the shoulder.
"Anything for a lady" he smiled.
"Where's my drink?" she called out and Will passed it to her, "Thanks" she smiled raising her bottle into the air, "A toast to." she trailed off.
"To the Pearl and freedom" Jack said raising his bottle.
The crew cheered and drank some more, "Now Jodie can I have the bottle back?" Jack asked.
"Piss off you've got your own," she snapped.
"Its mine though" he said walking towards her.
"Finders Keepers" she said sticking her tongue out at him.
"Its mine" he said again and Jodie smiled.
"I don't see your name on it" she said and took another gulp, "Here you go" she said passing the bottle to him.
"There's none left," he said in protest.
" You said you wanted the bottle back, you did not make clear whether you wanted the liquor in it or not" she smiled and turned to leave.
She was stopped as he grabbed her shoulder and turned her around, "That's wasn't very nice Luv" he said.
"No it wasn't, but if you don't let me go I'm afraid you'll lose a testical" she said calmly pulling out a knife from her belt holding it very close to his pants.
"You would do that" he grinned. Jodie leant forward to whisper in his ear, "That's what you think" and with that she cut his pants and stepped away.
"You didn't do a thing," he pointed out.
"Um." she said trying not to laugh as his pants ended up around his ankles, "Good night all" and with that she headed off to bed leaving a very embarrassed Jack Sparrow holding up his pants with one hand, the other clutching the empty bottle of liquor.
That night she slept soundly, her first night on the Pearl had been more then successful and she enjoyed teasing the Captain, why wouldn't she when he was good looking and all the only thing she needed to change was his big ego and that was the easy part she just couldn't let herself fall for his charm.
TBC....
There's another chapter and seeing I'm on this big writing frenzy I'm might starts and finish the third chapter and post it straight away. if your lucky. anyway there was you intro to Jodie Archer and yes she has more planed and don't you worry I think Jacks cooking up something as well. thanks to anyone the reviews your all great!!!
More soon I promise and the next chapter Jack may have a little revenge or a lot haven't decided yet.