Sokkla Saturdays 2022 Toph matchmaking Sokkla

"Everything according to plan!"

"Everything according to plan!" A cheerful voice repeated it.

"Now entering faze D."

"Now entering faze D." Same cheerful voice repeated it again.

"It's some much fun."

"It's some much fun." A cheerful girl's voice repeated it again.

"Ty lee is so stupid."

"Ty lee is so stupid." Ty lee repeated it again, but this time her cheerful moon was soured when she understood what she just said. "Hey that's mean!" She pouted.

"Accept it. Truth hurts." Toph smirked at pouting Ty lee and enjoyed having successfully pranked her.

"Any minute now!" Toph mumbled to herself.

"Any minute what?" Ty lee repeated Toph's words as question.

"Any minute now you should see and I hear Sokka run and screaming at the top of his lungs with Ozai chasing him with intent to kill." Toph explained everything to Ty lee. This was currently the biggest prank she was pulling on him. It involved a lot of scheming undercover. Ty lee was just another tool for her prank.

The silence that remained undisturbed told Toph that something was wrong. It was about time for that fool to show up and this was the only way of out of Ozai's mansion. So why doesn't he show up?

Toph may have problem seeing, but she was quite good at digging dirt on others to the point that she was nicknamed blind bandit, because Toph used that same dirt to pull pranks on everyone and make fun of them. Up to now everything was going as planned: the little incident Sokka had on his way; rumors about Azula; Ursa's action; Sokka's visit to Ozai's place. Everything was calculated. She even knew about Ozai's dirty deeds and even send some money to entice Ozai to think it was the real deal.

So why nothing going as planned? This was supposed to be culmination of several month of work. Toph was sure Sokka would fool himself and Ozai should be mad, but silence told that something else was happening.

"Do you see anything?" Toph asked Ty lee who has recovered and once again in her happy-go-lucky mood.

"Nothing" Ty lee replied. Toph felt bored picked her phone, an old model Nokia, and pressed designed speed dial button, then after it connected, she spoke: "Get back the money." Toph didn't like smartphones because you needed to actually see to use them, but old models with buttons that made different sounds depending on buttons you pressed was perfect thing for her. At same time you could maul someone with it and it would still work like nothing has happened.

Toph waited some more, but nothing still has happened. Ty lee got bored and left. Finally, she too got bored, pressed another speed dial button and called Sokka. She wanted to know how he was doing. At first, he didn't pick it up, but after several more tries that fool finally answered it.

"Hello, Snoozles, what's up?" Toph started conversation.

"Everything's fine." Sokka replied.

"You don't sound so good." Toph noticed that Sokka didn't sound like his usual foolish self.

"Everything's fine, just my head spinning a little. You know the stars and planets spinning around." Sokka repeated himself.

"What's happened?" Toph tried to sound worried, but deep inside she was happy and sad at same time. Something really happened, but she wasn't present to experience it.

"Nothing special just trip and fall." Sokka answered, but Toph could feel from his voice that he wasn't telling the truth. Something really happened and she wanted to know it so she pressed on.

"How was your adventure to our esteemed dean house?"

"Mission success. I found him, gave him our petition and he gracefully accepted and present it during next council meeting." Sokka sounded happy about his accomplishment. "He even gave me a maid!"

"Maid?" Toph got really curious of what actually happened during that visit. If she knew one thing, that was that Ozai was a greedy bastard and would never give anyone anything for free especially a maid. He was dealing in ancient relics and not human trafficking.

"Yeah, she is currently standing in my room and playing statue with her jaw wide open after seeing her new home and I am making sure no spider or anything else decide to nest there." Sokka joked.

"Lucky you. So what's her name?" Toph snorted with laughter remembering the place Sokka was currently staying in. An empty room with nothing else, and now Sokka is going to share it with a girl. Wait a moment… Sokka is actually going to share that empty room with a girl. If Ty lee heard about it she would demolish the Caffe shop just be jumping around and screaming nonsense.

"Azula" Sokka replied proudly like he won a grand prize and that made Toph almost fall from the chair. This once again proved that something big has happened and she missed it.

"Damn, Snoozles, you really hit the jackpot there. Good luck on your new life. Bye." Toph hanged up and then instantly pressed another speed dial button to contact another person.

"Hello" A voice appeared couple seconds later.

"I want to add another name to the list." Toph stated her intentions. "Students council president Azula."

"This can be a problem. She is crafty and simple excuses wouldn't work on her." The person on another side replied calmly. "We will need a valid reason like dormitory restoration to deny her stay there. If you can provide us with construction team, we could make this work out."

"Keep up your side of bargain and you will have it. Bye."

"Bye."

No one except for Toph and student dormitory manager knew that Toph was the sole reason why Sokka couldn't stay in dormitories and had to look for place outside of university campus. Him finding empty room to stay was just added bonus and now that princess Azula was kicked out of her castle and forced to stay in that shady place, Toph could miss opportunity to mess with her. Toph knew that Azula would use her influence to get out of that place so she needed to act fast while Azula was still incapacitated by horror. A devilish smile appeared on Toph face while she called another number.

"Hi, dad, I need a construction team dispatched to university dormitory." Toph addressed her father.

"Fine" Her father grunted, but accepted her wish. He probably thought she had wrecked something once again.

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Azula recovered from shock of seeing her new home. She still couldn't believe Sokka has lived and is still staying at this place and now she will have too. NO! This couldn't happen.

"Good. You finally recovered." Sokka smiled at her. "I thought some bird would start nest in your moth if you kept it open."

"This isn't some joke? You really stay here?" Azula asked Sokka still in disbelief.

"Yes." Sokka replied like it wasn't big deal.

"How?"

"Very simply. I just live and that's that. I only use this place to sleep rent free. I eat at the restaurant next door and spent the rest of my time either on university campus or hang out with friends."

"OK, we need to change it." Azula took out her phone and dialed dormitory administration.

"Hello, I need free room."

"Sorry, but at this time dormitory don't accept any residents." Calm voice sounded from her phone.

"Why? The dormitory is empty since most of students already left or are planning to leave today." Azula didn't want to relent.

"Dormitory is closed for reconstruction." Calm voice replied. Azula remembered seeing university budget and that it was planned to make dormitories reconstruction but it was planned in next months. Something was fishy here. So she went to check in person what was real situation and indeed she found some construction workers setting up their temporary houses and the fence. After some investigation she learned that construction workers were ordered to stop work at their current object and drove to start their work here.

"I have been set up!" Azula come to conclusion that something shady was happening behind scenes.