((Commercials))
Narrator:: "On the next Judge Judy, Card Captor Sakura sues her creators, Clamp, for drawing her with no tits!"
Sakura: "I'm a woman to, I have rights and I want tits!"
Clamp: (The little fox boy) : "Okay-fine, We'll give you breasts and they'll be just as good as the endings of our stories!"
Sakura: "Is that some kind of sick joke?!"
Narrator: "Find out what happens on the next Judge Judy, 6-7 central, Monday after noon."
((Next commercial))
Luna and Sailor Tin Nyanko sit down and start to sing, "Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow, Meow, Meow!"
Narrator: "Meow Mix, you heard it, they said it, give your cat a treat that'll make 'em sing"
Luna::Sings:: "So Meow mix Meow mix, please de-li-ver!"
((Next commercial))
Narrator: "On the Next Family Feud! It gets really heated up between the family of Tenchi Muyo Vs The family of Love Hina!"
"We're not a family but good enough to kick your HINATA ASS!!!" Ryoko shouted across at the cast of Love Hina with vampire teeth.
"BLOW ME, MONKEY GIRL!!!!" Naru spat out with fire in her eyes.
"THAT'S IT!!!!" Ryoko tried to jump over the counter but Tenchi and the girls held her back, "Ryoko control yourself!!!"
"Come and get it!!" Naru went to jump over the counter as well until Keitaro and the girls held her back, "Come on, I'll KICK UR ASS!!!"
"OVER MY DEAD BODY YOU BUNCH OF CLONES!!!" Ryoko spat fire.
Naru; "What the hell's that supposed to mean?!!"
"OH LIKE YOUR CREATOR DIDN'T TOTTALY BITE OFF USED MATERIAL!!!" Ryoko continued to shout.
Naru & Keitaro: "Huh?"
Ryoko: "Oh C'mon!!! One ugly guy living with like 7 beautiful women that actually fall in love with him, u freakin POSERS! We oughta sue your ASSES!!!! YOU PLAGERISERS!!!"
Tenchi:: Sweat drops :: "Ugly???"
Keitaro:: Sweat drops:: "That's kind of harsh"
Narrator: "On the next family Feud! 8-7 central weekdays!"
Narrator:: "On the next Judge Judy, Card Captor Sakura sues her creators, Clamp, for drawing her with no tits!"
Sakura: "I'm a woman to, I have rights and I want tits!"
Clamp: (The little fox boy) : "Okay-fine, We'll give you breasts and they'll be just as good as the endings of our stories!"
Sakura: "Is that some kind of sick joke?!"
Narrator: "Find out what happens on the next Judge Judy, 6-7 central, Monday after noon."
((Next commercial))
Luna and Sailor Tin Nyanko sit down and start to sing, "Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow, Meow, Meow!"
Narrator: "Meow Mix, you heard it, they said it, give your cat a treat that'll make 'em sing"
Luna::Sings:: "So Meow mix Meow mix, please de-li-ver!"
((Next commercial))
Narrator: "On the Next Family Feud! It gets really heated up between the family of Tenchi Muyo Vs The family of Love Hina!"
"We're not a family but good enough to kick your HINATA ASS!!!" Ryoko shouted across at the cast of Love Hina with vampire teeth.
"BLOW ME, MONKEY GIRL!!!!" Naru spat out with fire in her eyes.
"THAT'S IT!!!!" Ryoko tried to jump over the counter but Tenchi and the girls held her back, "Ryoko control yourself!!!"
"Come and get it!!" Naru went to jump over the counter as well until Keitaro and the girls held her back, "Come on, I'll KICK UR ASS!!!"
"OVER MY DEAD BODY YOU BUNCH OF CLONES!!!" Ryoko spat fire.
Naru; "What the hell's that supposed to mean?!!"
"OH LIKE YOUR CREATOR DIDN'T TOTTALY BITE OFF USED MATERIAL!!!" Ryoko continued to shout.
Naru & Keitaro: "Huh?"
Ryoko: "Oh C'mon!!! One ugly guy living with like 7 beautiful women that actually fall in love with him, u freakin POSERS! We oughta sue your ASSES!!!! YOU PLAGERISERS!!!"
Tenchi:: Sweat drops :: "Ugly???"
Keitaro:: Sweat drops:: "That's kind of harsh"
Narrator: "On the next family Feud! 8-7 central weekdays!"