((Commercials))

((Inu Yasha and Kagome traveling threw the forest like usual))

Narrator: "Tired of traveling to stall the moment when you two will finally start acting like a real couple?!"

(Kagome stops and faces camera): "Why-yes. What . Should. We. Do?"

Inu Yasha: "I'm. So. Horny."

Narrator: "No worries there any longer you two, just come to Cinamark theaters where you can get your mac on!"

Inu Yasha::Looks at cue cards:: "But. What-about that stalking-bitch, Kikyo?!"

Narrator: "Don't worry, if you make the matinee, we'll personally take care of that problem for you!"

(Kikyo suddenly gets tackled down by Goku, Vegeta, King Kobe, Super Sayian Gohan and Trunks)

Narrator: "There, having fun you two?!"

(Inu Yasha & Kagome making out like animals in the movie theater)

"Oh-yes, we love Cinamark Theaters!!" Kagome and Inu Yasha smiles.

Narrator: "Come to Cinamark theaters!!"

"And don't forget to check out the concession stand!!" Goku smiles just as Vegeta pushes him out the picture saying, "Damn it Kakarrot, cant you see this commercial's over?!!"

((Next Commercial))

(Yugioh & Kaiba in the middle of a duel))

Kaiba: "I summon Sagi the Dark clown in attack mode, your move Yugi."

"Hmm." Yugioh drew a card from his deck and then eyed Kaiba, "I have great news, Kaiba!"

Kaiba: "What? You discovered my plan to combine my clown with a trap card to infect your deck?!"

Yugioh: "No, I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance, but thanks for telling me your strategy!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Kaiba falls to knees with despair.

Narrator: "Geico, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance!"