((Theme song)): "Elimidate! Dunana ,Elimidate! Dunana, Elimidate!"
"Well here we are again and sadly, I have to cut one of you.." Usagi sighed, ".and Fiore, I'm gonna have to cut you, I'm sorry."
Seiya: "Bu-Bye!"
Mamoru: (Sighs in Relief)
Fiore: (Crying) "Wh-Whatever!"
Usagi: "I'm sorry it's just you seemed more into Mamo-chan then me and.."
"Mamoru? Pppt! Pleas! As if!" Fiore scuffed with dry tears and then ran off crying with his arms flaring like a girl.
((Camera man chases the crying Fiore to get final words)): "Fiore, any last words?!"
"FUCK OFF!" Fiore sobbed and continued running like a little girl.
((Camera on Mamoru))::Shakes head::
((Camera on Seiya)): "Tss-heh, surprised Mamoru didn't go with him."
"Okay, on the last date, I decided to take Seiya and Mamoru to Tokyo Tower, I heard fire works were being set tonight, it should be romantic." Usagi narrates as she waits for the guys at the binocular meters.
((Seiya narrates as he approaches)): "I figured it might have to come down to me vs. Mamoru-san, but that's okay, I'm always up for a good competition!"
((Camera on Yaten & Taiki?)):
Taiki: "Oh-dear lord, Seiya's competing with Mamoru-san. Looks like we're gonna have to deal with a sore loser on the way home."
Yaten: (Curling his eyelashes) : "Huh? Uh-why the hell are we here?!"
Taiki::Sweat drops:: "Excuse him.."
((Camera man zooms in on Taiki's huge forehead )): "Good god!"
"Hey!" Taiki smothered the camera with his hand, "For your info, girls find it sexy!"
((Mamoru narrates as he approaches in black t and black jeans)): "There's no competition, me and Usako are destined to be together, so it doesn't matter how much I screw up. Tss, why should I even care, but I decided to wear all black to remind her of how she almost lost me to Beryl.heh, she won't know what hit her!"
Seeing Seiya and Mamoru on her left and right, she grew confused and Said, "Uhh, what's with the black guys???"
"Huh?" Mamoru then realized he wore the same out fit as Seiya.
"Real smart, dumb ass!" Seiya spat out, "Couldn't handle the pressure so your taking my look?!"
Mamoru: "Hey, fuck you!"
"No thanks.." Seiya then pulled out his red jacket, "It's alright Odango, now you can tell us apart!"
Usagi: (Smiles)
Mamoru: "Grrr"
((Camera on Mamoru)): "I can't believe she likes this transsexual! That fagot needs to go back to where he came from!!"
"Gee, I would love to catch a better view of Tokyo.." Usagi gave puppy dog eyes as she held the binoculars machine, "Does anyone of you have any change?"
"Um." Seiya and Mamoru searched their pockets.
"Uh!" Mamoru then spotted a blind man begging for change.
"Change sir, ma'am?" The blind man begged.
"Fuck off you HOBO!!" Mamoru took his cup of change and kicked him away.
"Uh?!" Usagi and Seiya got sweat drops.
((Camera on Usagi)): "Should I be flattered or scared?"
((Camera on Seiya)): "He stole money from a homeless-blind man, what does that tell you?!!"
"Here you go Usako." Mamoru grinned as he gave Usagi some change.
Usagi::sweat drops:: "Um, thank you Mamo-chan..0.0;;"
Mamoru: (Stares at Seiya with a 'I win' glare) "Heh heh."
Seiya: (Shakes head)
((Camera on Mamoru)): "He's just pissed he didn't think of it first and now Usako's all mines!"
"Uh-help?" Usagi seemed too short to look in the binoculars.
"Here!" Seiya beat Mamoru to it and grabbed Usagi by the waist, lifting her up, "Better?"
"Oh-yes, thank you Seiya!" Usagi replied.
Seiya grinned back at Mamoru.
((Camera on Mamoru)): "Whatever!"
"Hey guys, there's a party down stairs, care to dance?" Usagi smiled.
Seiya & Mamoru: "Sure!"
Out on the dance floor, Seiya had Usagi's front since Mamoru put dibs on the back.
((Camera on Seiya)): "Yeah, I bet he likes a lot of things from behind!"
Usagi wrapped her arms around Seiya's neck as they became closer while dancing.
Mamoru shot his pelvis at Usagi's butt with his hands behind his head, "Hu- yeah!!!"
((Camera on Seiya)): "You see what me and Usagi are doing Mamoru, it's called DANCING, learn it!"
All of a sudden, Usagi stepped back and slipped.
"Ah!" Usagi fell back, expecting Mamoru to catch her but fell to the floor, "Ugh...huh?"
There, Usagi spotted Mamoru had drifted off to the kids dancing section of 7-10 year olds, dancing.
((Camera on Usagi)): "Damn it Mamo-chan! Just like the time when he saved this little pink haired brat from falling off a railing on Halloween, and then gave the little runt this rose crest ring he was supposed to give me!!!"
((Camera man)): "Utena???"
As Seiya helped Usagi up, they watched Mamoru trying to dance with a group of little girls.
"AAAIIIIEEEEEE, he's gonna rape me!!! Mommy!!!" The little girls cried.
((Camera on Seiya)): "Okay last time I checked, his name was Mamoru not R Kelly!"
"MAMO-CHAN!!" Usagi spat out as Mamoru came back over, "What the hell are you doing?!!"
Mamoru: "Huh?"
Seiya: "Yeah, we're here to win Odango's heart, not pee on little girl's faces!"
"OKAY, THAT'S IT, YOU AND ME!!!" Mamoru yelled.
"YOU'RE ON!" Seiya then got into a fight with Mamoru.
Usagi:: Sweat drops :: "Guys?"
((Narrator of Show)): "Who will Usagi cut, will it be Seiya or Mamoru, find out after this short break."
"Well here we are again and sadly, I have to cut one of you.." Usagi sighed, ".and Fiore, I'm gonna have to cut you, I'm sorry."
Seiya: "Bu-Bye!"
Mamoru: (Sighs in Relief)
Fiore: (Crying) "Wh-Whatever!"
Usagi: "I'm sorry it's just you seemed more into Mamo-chan then me and.."
"Mamoru? Pppt! Pleas! As if!" Fiore scuffed with dry tears and then ran off crying with his arms flaring like a girl.
((Camera man chases the crying Fiore to get final words)): "Fiore, any last words?!"
"FUCK OFF!" Fiore sobbed and continued running like a little girl.
((Camera on Mamoru))::Shakes head::
((Camera on Seiya)): "Tss-heh, surprised Mamoru didn't go with him."
"Okay, on the last date, I decided to take Seiya and Mamoru to Tokyo Tower, I heard fire works were being set tonight, it should be romantic." Usagi narrates as she waits for the guys at the binocular meters.
((Seiya narrates as he approaches)): "I figured it might have to come down to me vs. Mamoru-san, but that's okay, I'm always up for a good competition!"
((Camera on Yaten & Taiki?)):
Taiki: "Oh-dear lord, Seiya's competing with Mamoru-san. Looks like we're gonna have to deal with a sore loser on the way home."
Yaten: (Curling his eyelashes) : "Huh? Uh-why the hell are we here?!"
Taiki::Sweat drops:: "Excuse him.."
((Camera man zooms in on Taiki's huge forehead )): "Good god!"
"Hey!" Taiki smothered the camera with his hand, "For your info, girls find it sexy!"
((Mamoru narrates as he approaches in black t and black jeans)): "There's no competition, me and Usako are destined to be together, so it doesn't matter how much I screw up. Tss, why should I even care, but I decided to wear all black to remind her of how she almost lost me to Beryl.heh, she won't know what hit her!"
Seeing Seiya and Mamoru on her left and right, she grew confused and Said, "Uhh, what's with the black guys???"
"Huh?" Mamoru then realized he wore the same out fit as Seiya.
"Real smart, dumb ass!" Seiya spat out, "Couldn't handle the pressure so your taking my look?!"
Mamoru: "Hey, fuck you!"
"No thanks.." Seiya then pulled out his red jacket, "It's alright Odango, now you can tell us apart!"
Usagi: (Smiles)
Mamoru: "Grrr"
((Camera on Mamoru)): "I can't believe she likes this transsexual! That fagot needs to go back to where he came from!!"
"Gee, I would love to catch a better view of Tokyo.." Usagi gave puppy dog eyes as she held the binoculars machine, "Does anyone of you have any change?"
"Um." Seiya and Mamoru searched their pockets.
"Uh!" Mamoru then spotted a blind man begging for change.
"Change sir, ma'am?" The blind man begged.
"Fuck off you HOBO!!" Mamoru took his cup of change and kicked him away.
"Uh?!" Usagi and Seiya got sweat drops.
((Camera on Usagi)): "Should I be flattered or scared?"
((Camera on Seiya)): "He stole money from a homeless-blind man, what does that tell you?!!"
"Here you go Usako." Mamoru grinned as he gave Usagi some change.
Usagi::sweat drops:: "Um, thank you Mamo-chan..0.0;;"
Mamoru: (Stares at Seiya with a 'I win' glare) "Heh heh."
Seiya: (Shakes head)
((Camera on Mamoru)): "He's just pissed he didn't think of it first and now Usako's all mines!"
"Uh-help?" Usagi seemed too short to look in the binoculars.
"Here!" Seiya beat Mamoru to it and grabbed Usagi by the waist, lifting her up, "Better?"
"Oh-yes, thank you Seiya!" Usagi replied.
Seiya grinned back at Mamoru.
((Camera on Mamoru)): "Whatever!"
"Hey guys, there's a party down stairs, care to dance?" Usagi smiled.
Seiya & Mamoru: "Sure!"
Out on the dance floor, Seiya had Usagi's front since Mamoru put dibs on the back.
((Camera on Seiya)): "Yeah, I bet he likes a lot of things from behind!"
Usagi wrapped her arms around Seiya's neck as they became closer while dancing.
Mamoru shot his pelvis at Usagi's butt with his hands behind his head, "Hu- yeah!!!"
((Camera on Seiya)): "You see what me and Usagi are doing Mamoru, it's called DANCING, learn it!"
All of a sudden, Usagi stepped back and slipped.
"Ah!" Usagi fell back, expecting Mamoru to catch her but fell to the floor, "Ugh...huh?"
There, Usagi spotted Mamoru had drifted off to the kids dancing section of 7-10 year olds, dancing.
((Camera on Usagi)): "Damn it Mamo-chan! Just like the time when he saved this little pink haired brat from falling off a railing on Halloween, and then gave the little runt this rose crest ring he was supposed to give me!!!"
((Camera man)): "Utena???"
As Seiya helped Usagi up, they watched Mamoru trying to dance with a group of little girls.
"AAAIIIIEEEEEE, he's gonna rape me!!! Mommy!!!" The little girls cried.
((Camera on Seiya)): "Okay last time I checked, his name was Mamoru not R Kelly!"
"MAMO-CHAN!!" Usagi spat out as Mamoru came back over, "What the hell are you doing?!!"
Mamoru: "Huh?"
Seiya: "Yeah, we're here to win Odango's heart, not pee on little girl's faces!"
"OKAY, THAT'S IT, YOU AND ME!!!" Mamoru yelled.
"YOU'RE ON!" Seiya then got into a fight with Mamoru.
Usagi:: Sweat drops :: "Guys?"
((Narrator of Show)): "Who will Usagi cut, will it be Seiya or Mamoru, find out after this short break."