((Commercials))
(Duo and Heero sitting down)
Duo holds two cups of ice cream upside down as he sings, "Wu-wu-wu-wu-wu-wu- wu Dude! Dude!"
(Heero shakes hands as if he's playing drums as he shakes head up and down like a rock star)
Duo: (Singing): "Wu-wu-wu-wu-wu-wu-wu Dude! Dude!"
Duo raises cups, "DUWA-DUWA! DUWA-DUWA! DU-DU-DU-DA DUDE, DA DUDE!!"
(Freezes)
Narrator: "Wanna know how thick Dairy Queen's new blizzards are? Come by today and buy one for 2.99$!"
"DUWA-DUWA! DUWA-DUWA!" Duo yelped as he held ice cream up high.
Heero: (Still rocking head like a rock star)
Duo: "DUWA-DUWA! DUWA-DUWA!"
((Next Commercial))
(Bulma runs up in the picture with microphone and approaches Goku and Vegeta in the middle of battle)
"I will finally destroy you Kakarrot!!!" Vegeta roars.
"I--Huh??" Goku stops powering up once he sees Bulma approaching him, "Oh hi Bulma!"
"HI Goku! I have an important question for you!!" Bulma approached, "Got a minute?!"
"WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!!" Vegeta shouted from across the open disserted field, "CANT YOU SEE WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE?!!!"
Bulma: "Sorry sweetie, it'll just be a second!!"
Vegeta:: Sweat drops ::
Goku: "So what's up Bulma?"
Bulma: "Goku, would you be willing to lose this battle for Vegeta's sake?"
(Bulma leans in microphone)
Goku::Sweat drops:: "Well I did that once before and Vegeta was not too happy about it if you remember, heh heh.."
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO IMBOCILES TALKING ABOUT?!!!" Vegeta shouted.
Goku: "Sorry Bulma, I can't do it."
"Would you do it for a Klondike Bar???" Bulma offered him a Klondike bar.
"Hmm." Goku's eyes wandered.
(Klondike theme song) : "For that chocolate coded ice cream loaded big red thick no room for a sti-ck, what would you do-o, for a Klondike bar?!"
(Goku on the ground beaten to a bloody pulp, eating a Klondike bar)
"YOU TRICKED ME KAKARROT, YOU LET ME WIN FOR A--KLONDIKE BAR??!!!!!!!" Vegeta spat fire.
"Hey it was worth it!!" Goku smiled as he ate his Klondike bar with a black eye. "yum!"
Vegeta: "Kakarrot, are you listening to me you demented moron?!!!"
Bulma: (Giggles)
(Klondike ending theme) "What would you dooo, for a Klondike bar?!"
(Next Commercial)
(::Erotic Music begins to play:: )
"Looking for some fun baby, but to tired to come to us?" Said the seductive voice of Michiru who wore skimpy lingerie along with Setsuna, Minako, Princess Kakyu, Rei, and Ami.
"Well don't worry baby, we'll come to you, just call 1-800-Sailor Sluts, our sailor duties will really knock you off your feet!" Michiru said as her and the others did vulgar x rated poses, "Please call now where you can really punch it in!.your credit card # that is."
Setsuna: "Please call, we're sooo lonely!"
Minako:"Call now and get the two for one special and you'll really find out why they call me the goddess of love ::Moans::"
Michiru: "What's that, you forgot the number, well don't worry, it's easy to remember, 1-800-Sailor Sluts!"
"Wanna really know where I was hiding when I came to earth?" Princess Kakyu moved around sexually as she said erotically, "I was hiding down Tuxedo masks pants and trust me when I tell you this, his 'star seed' tastes really go-od!"
Michiru: "Please call us now, we're waiting, and don't forget, it's 1-800- Sailor Sluts, we're waiting!"
"We're waiting!" The others moaned.
(:: Erotic music Fades :: )
((Next Commercial))
(Inu Yasha and Kagome kissing in her bedroom)
"Oh-Inu Yasha.." Kagome pulls away, "I love you, but I don't know if I can keep seeing you as long as you're with Kikyo."
Inu Yasha: "But I have good news Kagome."
"You're leaving Kikyo?" Kagome asked as she had her back to him.
Inu Yasha: "No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance."
"Ugh!" Kagome stormed off upset.
"I Saved!" Inu Yasha narrowed his eyes, "I thought that meant something to you!"
Narrator: "Geico, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance!"
(Duo and Heero sitting down)
Duo holds two cups of ice cream upside down as he sings, "Wu-wu-wu-wu-wu-wu- wu Dude! Dude!"
(Heero shakes hands as if he's playing drums as he shakes head up and down like a rock star)
Duo: (Singing): "Wu-wu-wu-wu-wu-wu-wu Dude! Dude!"
Duo raises cups, "DUWA-DUWA! DUWA-DUWA! DU-DU-DU-DA DUDE, DA DUDE!!"
(Freezes)
Narrator: "Wanna know how thick Dairy Queen's new blizzards are? Come by today and buy one for 2.99$!"
"DUWA-DUWA! DUWA-DUWA!" Duo yelped as he held ice cream up high.
Heero: (Still rocking head like a rock star)
Duo: "DUWA-DUWA! DUWA-DUWA!"
((Next Commercial))
(Bulma runs up in the picture with microphone and approaches Goku and Vegeta in the middle of battle)
"I will finally destroy you Kakarrot!!!" Vegeta roars.
"I--Huh??" Goku stops powering up once he sees Bulma approaching him, "Oh hi Bulma!"
"HI Goku! I have an important question for you!!" Bulma approached, "Got a minute?!"
"WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!!" Vegeta shouted from across the open disserted field, "CANT YOU SEE WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE?!!!"
Bulma: "Sorry sweetie, it'll just be a second!!"
Vegeta:: Sweat drops ::
Goku: "So what's up Bulma?"
Bulma: "Goku, would you be willing to lose this battle for Vegeta's sake?"
(Bulma leans in microphone)
Goku::Sweat drops:: "Well I did that once before and Vegeta was not too happy about it if you remember, heh heh.."
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO IMBOCILES TALKING ABOUT?!!!" Vegeta shouted.
Goku: "Sorry Bulma, I can't do it."
"Would you do it for a Klondike Bar???" Bulma offered him a Klondike bar.
"Hmm." Goku's eyes wandered.
(Klondike theme song) : "For that chocolate coded ice cream loaded big red thick no room for a sti-ck, what would you do-o, for a Klondike bar?!"
(Goku on the ground beaten to a bloody pulp, eating a Klondike bar)
"YOU TRICKED ME KAKARROT, YOU LET ME WIN FOR A--KLONDIKE BAR??!!!!!!!" Vegeta spat fire.
"Hey it was worth it!!" Goku smiled as he ate his Klondike bar with a black eye. "yum!"
Vegeta: "Kakarrot, are you listening to me you demented moron?!!!"
Bulma: (Giggles)
(Klondike ending theme) "What would you dooo, for a Klondike bar?!"
(Next Commercial)
(::Erotic Music begins to play:: )
"Looking for some fun baby, but to tired to come to us?" Said the seductive voice of Michiru who wore skimpy lingerie along with Setsuna, Minako, Princess Kakyu, Rei, and Ami.
"Well don't worry baby, we'll come to you, just call 1-800-Sailor Sluts, our sailor duties will really knock you off your feet!" Michiru said as her and the others did vulgar x rated poses, "Please call now where you can really punch it in!.your credit card # that is."
Setsuna: "Please call, we're sooo lonely!"
Minako:"Call now and get the two for one special and you'll really find out why they call me the goddess of love ::Moans::"
Michiru: "What's that, you forgot the number, well don't worry, it's easy to remember, 1-800-Sailor Sluts!"
"Wanna really know where I was hiding when I came to earth?" Princess Kakyu moved around sexually as she said erotically, "I was hiding down Tuxedo masks pants and trust me when I tell you this, his 'star seed' tastes really go-od!"
Michiru: "Please call us now, we're waiting, and don't forget, it's 1-800- Sailor Sluts, we're waiting!"
"We're waiting!" The others moaned.
(:: Erotic music Fades :: )
((Next Commercial))
(Inu Yasha and Kagome kissing in her bedroom)
"Oh-Inu Yasha.." Kagome pulls away, "I love you, but I don't know if I can keep seeing you as long as you're with Kikyo."
Inu Yasha: "But I have good news Kagome."
"You're leaving Kikyo?" Kagome asked as she had her back to him.
Inu Yasha: "No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance."
"Ugh!" Kagome stormed off upset.
"I Saved!" Inu Yasha narrowed his eyes, "I thought that meant something to you!"
Narrator: "Geico, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance!"