((Theme song)): "Elimidate! Dunana, Elimidate! Dunana, Elimidate!"
"Okay well here we are." Usagi smiled as they stood there at the railing of Tokyo Tower, "I had a really great time you guys and you have no Idea how hard this decision was for me to make."
Usagi then faced Mamoru, "Mamo-chan, we've spent our entire lives together and--"
"It's okay, I forgive you!" Mamoru hugged Usagi as he eyed Seiya, saying "Too bad Seiya, better off with a girl who's actually single!"
Seiya:"Wha-"
"And I'm sick of it!" Usagi pulled away, "And I am single! You self righteous jerk! I'm cutting you! I don't know how I could love someone who always thinks of themselves, it's over!!!"
Mamoru: "Uh?!"
Seiya: (Is shocked and smiles)
"What-Ever!!" Mamoru snapped his fingers at them and strutted off like woman.
((Camera on Mamoru)): "I give it a few days until she comes back to me! Tss, I mean please, I'm Tuxedo Mask, who could resist this babe?!"
((Mamoru narrates as he heads down stairs)): "She wants to explore other people, fine, I will to!!"
"AIIIEEE!!! MOMMY!!!" The little kids screamed as Mamoru entered the Jr dance section again.
Seiya picked up Usagi as he spun around and kissed her, smiling, "I love you!"
Usagi: "Love you too, hee hee!"
((Narrator of show )): "Next time on Elimidate! Kagome must choose from the four handsome bachelors that want to claim her heart, will it be Inu Yasha, Koga, Miroku, or Sesshomaru?!"
((Camera on Sesshomaru)): "Tss, tell you what, Miroku even has more of a chance with Kagome after Inu Yasha dumping her for Kikyo!"
THE END
::I Wuz thinking of adding this to the 'Question mark story' collection, but it wasn't pointless and dumb enough. It was meant to be funny and I hope you didn't take offence to anything cuz it wasn't meant to be, just to be funny, unless you don't have a sense of humor. Oh-well, please R+R! I love reviews, whether good or good, but I mostly prefer good, heh heh. Love love, Mermaid Melisa is out! Oh, by the way, there was one more commercial that I hadn't get to put in the story, didn't feel it was good enough but I still didn't want it to go to waste so hope u like it::
((Next Commercial))
(Bulma and Chi chi watching their husband and the guys practicing battle tactics out on the desert field)
Bulma: (Moans in Pain)
"Huh, Bulma are you okay?" Chi chi looked to Bulma concerned.
"It's these darn cramps, I HATE PERIODS!!!!!!!!! IT HURTS AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF!!!!!" Bulma spat out.
Chi chi:: Sweat Drops :: "uh heh heh.."
"HEY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT OVER THERE, CANT YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO CONCENTRATE?!!!!!!!!" Vegeta shouted as him, Goku and the others stopped battling.
Bulma: "WHY DON'T YOU PIPE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta: "How dare you speak to the prince of Saiyans that way, you weak puny woman!!!"
"WHAT , THE NERVE OF YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW WEAK AND PUNY I AM!!!!!!!!!" Bulma then groaned in pain as she marked her ground, and narrowed her eyes as she balled her fists.
Vegeta: "What the-"
Chi Chi: "oh-boy."
"Huh?" Gohan and piccolo grew confused.
"LET'S SEE YOU HANDLE PMS, YOU SELF OBSORBED JACKASS!!!!" Bulma then started powering up, "HUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone ::Gasps Deeply::
Vegeta: "How can that be!!!"
Piccolo: "IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!"
Chi chi: "now Bulma calm down."
"GUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma then turned super saiyan 3 with long glistening lemon yellow hair.
"Well, now we all know where Trunks gets his powers." Goku cracked.
Vegeta: "SHUT UP KAKARROT!!"
"That's amazing .." Gohan and piccolo awed in amazement.
"HER POWER LEVEL'S OFF THE CHARTS, WE MUST CALM HER DOWN BEFORE SHE DESTROYS THE WHOLE PLANET!!!!!" Krillin shouted as Bulma continued to power up.
"NO, IT'S NOT FAIR, I SHOULD BE THE STRONGEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta walled in anger in self pity.
"Oh-quit ur bitchin and stop your wife!!" Goku smacked some sense into him.
"Bulma, calm down, it's me, Chi Chi!!!" Chi chi held on to a boulder beside her to keep close.
Bulma: "I CANT STOP, THESE CRAMPS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"But I can help you, here, take some of my Midol! It'll stop the cramps, headaches, bloating, it'll make you feel much better!!" Chi chi cried out.
"HUH?!" Bulma finally started to calm down as she took some midol, "o-wow, I feel much better now, thanks Chi chi!"
((Bulma walks away, yelling) : "Vegeta, dinner will be ready at 8!"
((Vegeta and the guys sitting up on the ground with their mouths dropped, completely speechless))
Vegeta: ".ua--.."
Narrator: "Midol, stop cramps and bloating fast!!"
FIN
"Okay well here we are." Usagi smiled as they stood there at the railing of Tokyo Tower, "I had a really great time you guys and you have no Idea how hard this decision was for me to make."
Usagi then faced Mamoru, "Mamo-chan, we've spent our entire lives together and--"
"It's okay, I forgive you!" Mamoru hugged Usagi as he eyed Seiya, saying "Too bad Seiya, better off with a girl who's actually single!"
Seiya:"Wha-"
"And I'm sick of it!" Usagi pulled away, "And I am single! You self righteous jerk! I'm cutting you! I don't know how I could love someone who always thinks of themselves, it's over!!!"
Mamoru: "Uh?!"
Seiya: (Is shocked and smiles)
"What-Ever!!" Mamoru snapped his fingers at them and strutted off like woman.
((Camera on Mamoru)): "I give it a few days until she comes back to me! Tss, I mean please, I'm Tuxedo Mask, who could resist this babe?!"
((Mamoru narrates as he heads down stairs)): "She wants to explore other people, fine, I will to!!"
"AIIIEEE!!! MOMMY!!!" The little kids screamed as Mamoru entered the Jr dance section again.
Seiya picked up Usagi as he spun around and kissed her, smiling, "I love you!"
Usagi: "Love you too, hee hee!"
((Narrator of show )): "Next time on Elimidate! Kagome must choose from the four handsome bachelors that want to claim her heart, will it be Inu Yasha, Koga, Miroku, or Sesshomaru?!"
((Camera on Sesshomaru)): "Tss, tell you what, Miroku even has more of a chance with Kagome after Inu Yasha dumping her for Kikyo!"
THE END
::I Wuz thinking of adding this to the 'Question mark story' collection, but it wasn't pointless and dumb enough. It was meant to be funny and I hope you didn't take offence to anything cuz it wasn't meant to be, just to be funny, unless you don't have a sense of humor. Oh-well, please R+R! I love reviews, whether good or good, but I mostly prefer good, heh heh. Love love, Mermaid Melisa is out! Oh, by the way, there was one more commercial that I hadn't get to put in the story, didn't feel it was good enough but I still didn't want it to go to waste so hope u like it::
((Next Commercial))
(Bulma and Chi chi watching their husband and the guys practicing battle tactics out on the desert field)
Bulma: (Moans in Pain)
"Huh, Bulma are you okay?" Chi chi looked to Bulma concerned.
"It's these darn cramps, I HATE PERIODS!!!!!!!!! IT HURTS AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF!!!!!" Bulma spat out.
Chi chi:: Sweat Drops :: "uh heh heh.."
"HEY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT OVER THERE, CANT YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO CONCENTRATE?!!!!!!!!" Vegeta shouted as him, Goku and the others stopped battling.
Bulma: "WHY DON'T YOU PIPE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta: "How dare you speak to the prince of Saiyans that way, you weak puny woman!!!"
"WHAT , THE NERVE OF YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW WEAK AND PUNY I AM!!!!!!!!!" Bulma then groaned in pain as she marked her ground, and narrowed her eyes as she balled her fists.
Vegeta: "What the-"
Chi Chi: "oh-boy."
"Huh?" Gohan and piccolo grew confused.
"LET'S SEE YOU HANDLE PMS, YOU SELF OBSORBED JACKASS!!!!" Bulma then started powering up, "HUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone ::Gasps Deeply::
Vegeta: "How can that be!!!"
Piccolo: "IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!"
Chi chi: "now Bulma calm down."
"GUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma then turned super saiyan 3 with long glistening lemon yellow hair.
"Well, now we all know where Trunks gets his powers." Goku cracked.
Vegeta: "SHUT UP KAKARROT!!"
"That's amazing .." Gohan and piccolo awed in amazement.
"HER POWER LEVEL'S OFF THE CHARTS, WE MUST CALM HER DOWN BEFORE SHE DESTROYS THE WHOLE PLANET!!!!!" Krillin shouted as Bulma continued to power up.
"NO, IT'S NOT FAIR, I SHOULD BE THE STRONGEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta walled in anger in self pity.
"Oh-quit ur bitchin and stop your wife!!" Goku smacked some sense into him.
"Bulma, calm down, it's me, Chi Chi!!!" Chi chi held on to a boulder beside her to keep close.
Bulma: "I CANT STOP, THESE CRAMPS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"But I can help you, here, take some of my Midol! It'll stop the cramps, headaches, bloating, it'll make you feel much better!!" Chi chi cried out.
"HUH?!" Bulma finally started to calm down as she took some midol, "o-wow, I feel much better now, thanks Chi chi!"
((Bulma walks away, yelling) : "Vegeta, dinner will be ready at 8!"
((Vegeta and the guys sitting up on the ground with their mouths dropped, completely speechless))
Vegeta: ".ua--.."
Narrator: "Midol, stop cramps and bloating fast!!"
FIN