Fellowship House
Chapter 2
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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Pippin streaked down the hall.Gandalf,who was sitting in the kitchen smoking his pipe,choked and nearly swallowed his rather large pipe.Aragorn,who was sitting across the table from Gandalf,rolled his eyes and groaned.
"So that's what those yells were about." said Gandalf,wishing to have his eyes poked out.
Merry came in with Frodo and Sam.Boromir was close behind.
"Strider,we have to discuss this with you.When we agreed to move into the house,we weren't aware that Pippin would be turning it into a nudist colony." said Merry,jerking his thumb vaguely at the direction that Pippin had come from.
"Yeah," said Boromir," but if he does that all the time we'll never have to buy food.We'll lose our appetites permanately."
"We think that it may have scarred Sam for life." said Frodo,trying to soothe the shivering Sam.
"I'm not going to talk to him.I'm a wizard,not a naturalist." said Gandalf.
"I'm not going.I'm the king and I don't have to." said Aragorn,pouting.
At that moment Legolas came storming it,clothed,thankfully.His face was very red and his wet hair was sticking out in all directions.Gimli followed him,hand over mouth,sniggering loudly.
"That hobbit..." began Legolas,in a voice that was not anything like his usual calm one.
"We know." sighed Aragorn.
Just then Pippin came bounded down the stairs,also clothed.He stopped short when he saw the others and turned to go back upstairs.
"No.....come here you Fool of a Took." said Gandalf.
Gandalf grabbed Pippin's arm and led him outside.The others went to the window to watch.Gandalf said a few things and waved his staff wildly.Pippin nodded and came back inside.He sat on the couch looking very depressed.
"What'd he tell you Pip?" asked Merry.He'd never seen Pippin like this.
"He told me that Legolas was angry because he was freshening up for his date and I interrupted him." said Pippin.
"What date?With who?" asked Merry.
"Gimli." replied Peregrin.
"Oh.Figures.But that can't be why you're so upset." Merry said.
"Nah.Gandalf told me that if I ever do that again he'll make me go to Rivendell and I'll have to go around naked with Bilbo." said Pippin,eyes wide with horror.
"Ew!He's over 111 years old.He'd be so saggy!" said Merry in disgust.
"Don't remind me." said Pippin glumly.
Chapter 2
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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Pippin streaked down the hall.Gandalf,who was sitting in the kitchen smoking his pipe,choked and nearly swallowed his rather large pipe.Aragorn,who was sitting across the table from Gandalf,rolled his eyes and groaned.
"So that's what those yells were about." said Gandalf,wishing to have his eyes poked out.
Merry came in with Frodo and Sam.Boromir was close behind.
"Strider,we have to discuss this with you.When we agreed to move into the house,we weren't aware that Pippin would be turning it into a nudist colony." said Merry,jerking his thumb vaguely at the direction that Pippin had come from.
"Yeah," said Boromir," but if he does that all the time we'll never have to buy food.We'll lose our appetites permanately."
"We think that it may have scarred Sam for life." said Frodo,trying to soothe the shivering Sam.
"I'm not going to talk to him.I'm a wizard,not a naturalist." said Gandalf.
"I'm not going.I'm the king and I don't have to." said Aragorn,pouting.
At that moment Legolas came storming it,clothed,thankfully.His face was very red and his wet hair was sticking out in all directions.Gimli followed him,hand over mouth,sniggering loudly.
"That hobbit..." began Legolas,in a voice that was not anything like his usual calm one.
"We know." sighed Aragorn.
Just then Pippin came bounded down the stairs,also clothed.He stopped short when he saw the others and turned to go back upstairs.
"No.....come here you Fool of a Took." said Gandalf.
Gandalf grabbed Pippin's arm and led him outside.The others went to the window to watch.Gandalf said a few things and waved his staff wildly.Pippin nodded and came back inside.He sat on the couch looking very depressed.
"What'd he tell you Pip?" asked Merry.He'd never seen Pippin like this.
"He told me that Legolas was angry because he was freshening up for his date and I interrupted him." said Pippin.
"What date?With who?" asked Merry.
"Gimli." replied Peregrin.
"Oh.Figures.But that can't be why you're so upset." Merry said.
"Nah.Gandalf told me that if I ever do that again he'll make me go to Rivendell and I'll have to go around naked with Bilbo." said Pippin,eyes wide with horror.
"Ew!He's over 111 years old.He'd be so saggy!" said Merry in disgust.
"Don't remind me." said Pippin glumly.