Disclaimer: I don't own the Fairy tales...boohoo
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There was once a Prince. He was perfect. And it was his
destiny to rescue a sleeping beauty locked away in a tower.
He left on his quest on a fine white steed, heading to the
old witch who could tell him how to rescue the Princess.
She told him : "Take the dagger that I give you and cut
through the thorns with it, but be warned; do not let the
thorns cut you or you shall die a painful death."
The conceited Prince Drew laughed in her face (after taking
the dagger) and left for the Tower and his Princess.
He finally arrived and hacked his way through the thorny
rose bushes to a tower. There, he found that his dagger was
a key to all doors. All the time, he was
muttering "Destiny!" over and over again in an endless
litany.
Eventually, he reached the top of the tower and his
Princess. He brushed a perfect strand of perfect blond hair
out of the way of his perfet blue eyes. Then he bent over,
and kissed the Princess on her two luscious red lips.
Instantly, he doubled over in pain.
"You bastard!" The Princess screamed at him, twisting the
dagger that had lain under her pillow for so long deeper
into his chest.
"AHHHHH!!!!" Gurgled the Prince in pain, as he died.
"How dare you attack me and destroy my roses! You bastard,
S.O.B.!"
Then, with no difficulty at all, she picked up the Perfect
Prince's body and through it out the window.
"Can't a girl take a nap? At least he is of some good." She
sighed and licked the blood off her hands. "He will water
my roses well for a time."
Then she lay back down on her bed and closed her eyes,
waiting for the next hapless Prince to come along and water
her roses with his lifeblood.
She smiled in her sleep as she heard the tell-tale pounding
of hooves.
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A/N: So...how'd you like this? I was bored in study hall, and so i had fun writing this...heehee. Review if you wanna say anything about it. or email me...i don't care. anyway...i have two more...should i put them up? what other fairy tales should i mess with? heehee...any suggestions are welcome!!!!
:o)
EvenSong
*#*#*
There was once a Prince. He was perfect. And it was his
destiny to rescue a sleeping beauty locked away in a tower.
He left on his quest on a fine white steed, heading to the
old witch who could tell him how to rescue the Princess.
She told him : "Take the dagger that I give you and cut
through the thorns with it, but be warned; do not let the
thorns cut you or you shall die a painful death."
The conceited Prince Drew laughed in her face (after taking
the dagger) and left for the Tower and his Princess.
He finally arrived and hacked his way through the thorny
rose bushes to a tower. There, he found that his dagger was
a key to all doors. All the time, he was
muttering "Destiny!" over and over again in an endless
litany.
Eventually, he reached the top of the tower and his
Princess. He brushed a perfect strand of perfect blond hair
out of the way of his perfet blue eyes. Then he bent over,
and kissed the Princess on her two luscious red lips.
Instantly, he doubled over in pain.
"You bastard!" The Princess screamed at him, twisting the
dagger that had lain under her pillow for so long deeper
into his chest.
"AHHHHH!!!!" Gurgled the Prince in pain, as he died.
"How dare you attack me and destroy my roses! You bastard,
S.O.B.!"
Then, with no difficulty at all, she picked up the Perfect
Prince's body and through it out the window.
"Can't a girl take a nap? At least he is of some good." She
sighed and licked the blood off her hands. "He will water
my roses well for a time."
Then she lay back down on her bed and closed her eyes,
waiting for the next hapless Prince to come along and water
her roses with his lifeblood.
She smiled in her sleep as she heard the tell-tale pounding
of hooves.
*#*#*
A/N: So...how'd you like this? I was bored in study hall, and so i had fun writing this...heehee. Review if you wanna say anything about it. or email me...i don't care. anyway...i have two more...should i put them up? what other fairy tales should i mess with? heehee...any suggestions are welcome!!!!
:o)
EvenSong