Ok, let me get something straight:
It may appear, that I´m making fun of gay people.
I´m not.
I´m making fun of people, who think, other folks´ opinions about them are more important
than their own happiness. That´s wrong.
Everybody who thinks this way, deserves a note nailed to his/her back, reading:
"Kick me *real* hard!"
So far, all the gay people I ever met, treated me far better than most of the ´straight´ folks-
go figure.
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Welcome to Cabaret, aka Xavier's
*~
One by one, the group went back to the rec. room, where they found a rather serious looking
Bobby waiting for them.
When he was sure, he had everyone's attention, he announced in a gravely voice:
"I would like all of you to come down to the Danger Room in fifteen minutes. There is something
I have to show you. If you meet any of the others, tell them to come, too. I'll only do this once."
Then he created an ice-sled and was out the door, before anyone could reply.
*~
"You sure about this, bub?" asked Logan for the umpteenth time, as he followed Bishop, who had
changed into his usual clothes, towards the mansion.
Bishop glared at him.
"It's not like I would be enjoying this, but as I told you, it is a matter of honour. And
if I don't get it right on the first try, he'll make me do it over and over again, until he's satisfied!"
He continued stomping through the grass.
"And as you can imagine, I'd really hate to do that!"
Logan only cocked a brow, as he replied:
"Whatever ya say, bub, whatever ya say!"
*~
The long awaited knock at the door finally came, and Jubilee actually managed to sound annoyed,
when she yelled:
"Come in!"
Bobby stood there, looking as if his best friend had just died, and asked:
"J, I need to borrow your lipgloss and mascara for a prank. Oh, what the hell, just gimme all your
make-up, ok?"
She stared at him, as if he had lost his mind.
"What kinda prank do you need make-up for?"she asked innocently, and Bobby huffed exasperated.
"Listen, the less you know, the bigger the laugh. Now, you gonna help me, or what?"
"Ok, ok, I'll help ya, no need to bite off my head, already!"
Jubilee slurred to her bathroom, and grabbing her carefully prepared necessaire, rummaged through
her bottles of shampoo, mousse, conditioner and the like.
She grumbled and muttered, all the while a wide grin on her face.
*~
Bishop took a deep breath.
No point in stalling this.
He hit the intercom button, and said in a firm, serious voice.
"I want everyone in the Danger Room in twenty minutes. No exceptions."
Logan's face gave away nothing, as he said:
"Ya got guts, I gotta admit that, Bishop. Ya really got guts."
'Too bad, ya lack the brains, ta see through my and Jubilee´s collective sham' he thought by himself.
*~
Bobby nervously tugged on his costume, as he heard the others enter the darkened room.
As he looked up to the observation booth, he saw a bulky figure standing there.
Bishop.
Bobby gulped, it was too late to go back.
Instead, he grabbed the micro, and announced:
"Folks, the reason I called you down here, is because I lost a bet with Bishop. So now, since
I stand to my word, I present you-"
The spotlights went on, showing a large, heavily decorated stage, a group of fake background
singers and Bobby.
Bobby in a blue string dress, white fishnet stockings and black boots.
Bobby wearing an auburn pigtail, cheap jewelry and tons of blue-toned make up.
Bobby singing 'I'm a Barbie girl'.
*~
Everyone was too shocked to react, even as Bobby bowed and left the stage.
Well, save for Logan and Jubilee, who were laughing their guts out.
Again, the light dimmed, and Bishop's voice thundered through the Danger Room.
"As Robert already explained, the two of us made a bet. Sadly enough, both of us lost this
challenge, and since I too stand to my word, I have no other option, than to humilate myself."
Yellow light reflected from golden tresses, white satin gloves and high heels accented the
pink robe, and fake brilliants glittered alluring, as Bishop made Marylin Monroe eat her heart out.
Somewhere in the second verse of 'Diamonds are a girls best friend', Scott's eyes rolled back
in his head, just before the fearless leader hit the floor, with Warren as a close second.
And then the whole Danger Room erupted in laughter.
*~
"That was a real smart move, J, but how did ya know, Bish would go for the 'lost bet' option?"
asked Wolverine, as they lay side by side on her bed.
Jubilee snorted.
"Come on, between you, him and Cable, you share the title for 'super macho'. No way was he
going to do a 'coming out'. Now Bobby, on the other hand, was a little more risky. He could have
remembered, that he is a hero at the wrong moment, or decide to rat out Bish, but I counted
on his loyality for Bishop. And his fear of pain."
She stretched languidly, causing Logan to drool.
Then he remembered something else.
"How did ya know 'bout Hugo?"
Jubilee blushed bright red.
"Well, that was more by accident, ya know. I met this guy at another party, where he was
explaining the barkeep how to mix a really good Canadian Daisy. I asked him, how he knew about
that, and he told me, he's working at this very exclusive gay club, and he described a few of
the..things, that went down there. Ya know, the shows?"
She cleared her throat, then continued.
"Anyway, I didn't see the connection, until you told me about the flyer in Bish's back pocket,
and when I heard the name of the club, it all clicked into place."
Logan stared at her in admiration.
"Yer as smart as yer beautiful, darlin', ya know that?"
Jubilee giggled.
"Sure thing. I even remembered to put up the surveillance camera in the cabin", she muttered,
and Logan blinked.
"Camera? In..the-cabin??"
Jubilee nodded, and Logan lost the fight against his laughter, as he remembered Bishop's Liza
Minelly impersonation.
He lost the fight against his inner beast, too, when Jubilee straddled his hips, and started
rocking in slow, sensual motions...
*~Epilogue
Silently, the lone figure snuck through the deserted halls of the mansion.
As it reached the sub-basement, it carefully, quietly, shut all doors leading to and from
the Danger Room.
The person then let itself in the control booth, and, taking a seat, pulled up a particular file.
A wide, happy grin spread across the intruder's face, as Bobby reappeared on stage, all blue
and girlish.
"Dreams can come true.." resonated from his lips, as Scott moved his hand to his crotch...
***************************************************************************
Bwahahahahahahaaa, ya didn´t tink, I would let you off the hook with that sweet lime-
scented scene, did you? Yes, I know, llllleeeeeeeewwwwwwddd!(Chuckle!)
Thank you, for reading, reviewing and, most of all, staying with me on this, even if it
didn´t turn out like I thought it would.
I´ll try to do better, next time...^^
See you around, folks!
It may appear, that I´m making fun of gay people.
I´m not.
I´m making fun of people, who think, other folks´ opinions about them are more important
than their own happiness. That´s wrong.
Everybody who thinks this way, deserves a note nailed to his/her back, reading:
"Kick me *real* hard!"
So far, all the gay people I ever met, treated me far better than most of the ´straight´ folks-
go figure.
#######################################################
Welcome to Cabaret, aka Xavier's
*~
One by one, the group went back to the rec. room, where they found a rather serious looking
Bobby waiting for them.
When he was sure, he had everyone's attention, he announced in a gravely voice:
"I would like all of you to come down to the Danger Room in fifteen minutes. There is something
I have to show you. If you meet any of the others, tell them to come, too. I'll only do this once."
Then he created an ice-sled and was out the door, before anyone could reply.
*~
"You sure about this, bub?" asked Logan for the umpteenth time, as he followed Bishop, who had
changed into his usual clothes, towards the mansion.
Bishop glared at him.
"It's not like I would be enjoying this, but as I told you, it is a matter of honour. And
if I don't get it right on the first try, he'll make me do it over and over again, until he's satisfied!"
He continued stomping through the grass.
"And as you can imagine, I'd really hate to do that!"
Logan only cocked a brow, as he replied:
"Whatever ya say, bub, whatever ya say!"
*~
The long awaited knock at the door finally came, and Jubilee actually managed to sound annoyed,
when she yelled:
"Come in!"
Bobby stood there, looking as if his best friend had just died, and asked:
"J, I need to borrow your lipgloss and mascara for a prank. Oh, what the hell, just gimme all your
make-up, ok?"
She stared at him, as if he had lost his mind.
"What kinda prank do you need make-up for?"she asked innocently, and Bobby huffed exasperated.
"Listen, the less you know, the bigger the laugh. Now, you gonna help me, or what?"
"Ok, ok, I'll help ya, no need to bite off my head, already!"
Jubilee slurred to her bathroom, and grabbing her carefully prepared necessaire, rummaged through
her bottles of shampoo, mousse, conditioner and the like.
She grumbled and muttered, all the while a wide grin on her face.
*~
Bishop took a deep breath.
No point in stalling this.
He hit the intercom button, and said in a firm, serious voice.
"I want everyone in the Danger Room in twenty minutes. No exceptions."
Logan's face gave away nothing, as he said:
"Ya got guts, I gotta admit that, Bishop. Ya really got guts."
'Too bad, ya lack the brains, ta see through my and Jubilee´s collective sham' he thought by himself.
*~
Bobby nervously tugged on his costume, as he heard the others enter the darkened room.
As he looked up to the observation booth, he saw a bulky figure standing there.
Bishop.
Bobby gulped, it was too late to go back.
Instead, he grabbed the micro, and announced:
"Folks, the reason I called you down here, is because I lost a bet with Bishop. So now, since
I stand to my word, I present you-"
The spotlights went on, showing a large, heavily decorated stage, a group of fake background
singers and Bobby.
Bobby in a blue string dress, white fishnet stockings and black boots.
Bobby wearing an auburn pigtail, cheap jewelry and tons of blue-toned make up.
Bobby singing 'I'm a Barbie girl'.
*~
Everyone was too shocked to react, even as Bobby bowed and left the stage.
Well, save for Logan and Jubilee, who were laughing their guts out.
Again, the light dimmed, and Bishop's voice thundered through the Danger Room.
"As Robert already explained, the two of us made a bet. Sadly enough, both of us lost this
challenge, and since I too stand to my word, I have no other option, than to humilate myself."
Yellow light reflected from golden tresses, white satin gloves and high heels accented the
pink robe, and fake brilliants glittered alluring, as Bishop made Marylin Monroe eat her heart out.
Somewhere in the second verse of 'Diamonds are a girls best friend', Scott's eyes rolled back
in his head, just before the fearless leader hit the floor, with Warren as a close second.
And then the whole Danger Room erupted in laughter.
*~
"That was a real smart move, J, but how did ya know, Bish would go for the 'lost bet' option?"
asked Wolverine, as they lay side by side on her bed.
Jubilee snorted.
"Come on, between you, him and Cable, you share the title for 'super macho'. No way was he
going to do a 'coming out'. Now Bobby, on the other hand, was a little more risky. He could have
remembered, that he is a hero at the wrong moment, or decide to rat out Bish, but I counted
on his loyality for Bishop. And his fear of pain."
She stretched languidly, causing Logan to drool.
Then he remembered something else.
"How did ya know 'bout Hugo?"
Jubilee blushed bright red.
"Well, that was more by accident, ya know. I met this guy at another party, where he was
explaining the barkeep how to mix a really good Canadian Daisy. I asked him, how he knew about
that, and he told me, he's working at this very exclusive gay club, and he described a few of
the..things, that went down there. Ya know, the shows?"
She cleared her throat, then continued.
"Anyway, I didn't see the connection, until you told me about the flyer in Bish's back pocket,
and when I heard the name of the club, it all clicked into place."
Logan stared at her in admiration.
"Yer as smart as yer beautiful, darlin', ya know that?"
Jubilee giggled.
"Sure thing. I even remembered to put up the surveillance camera in the cabin", she muttered,
and Logan blinked.
"Camera? In..the-cabin??"
Jubilee nodded, and Logan lost the fight against his laughter, as he remembered Bishop's Liza
Minelly impersonation.
He lost the fight against his inner beast, too, when Jubilee straddled his hips, and started
rocking in slow, sensual motions...
*~Epilogue
Silently, the lone figure snuck through the deserted halls of the mansion.
As it reached the sub-basement, it carefully, quietly, shut all doors leading to and from
the Danger Room.
The person then let itself in the control booth, and, taking a seat, pulled up a particular file.
A wide, happy grin spread across the intruder's face, as Bobby reappeared on stage, all blue
and girlish.
"Dreams can come true.." resonated from his lips, as Scott moved his hand to his crotch...
***************************************************************************
Bwahahahahahahaaa, ya didn´t tink, I would let you off the hook with that sweet lime-
scented scene, did you? Yes, I know, llllleeeeeeeewwwwwwddd!(Chuckle!)
Thank you, for reading, reviewing and, most of all, staying with me on this, even if it
didn´t turn out like I thought it would.
I´ll try to do better, next time...^^
See you around, folks!