Fellowship House
Chapter 4
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.Read The Adventures of Space Bobo Chapter 3 to understand this part.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.and thanks to rabbitears,for the favorites list :) .
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The atmosphere at the house was not very pleasant.Everyone had been sulking for days.Well,ever since the day Bilbo Baggins had darkened their doorway.Pippin and Merry had nightmares about Bilbo ("ew..saggy..") and Gimli complained about having to share a room with Bilbo,and Aragorn had to put up with being called the 'sexy ranger'.Boromir had become extremely superstitious ever since Bilbo had called him the 'would-be dead-guy'.He was constantly knocking on wood and running away (shrieking like a girl) from black cats.Sam seemed to have an injured dignity and went around mumbling "I am not like that!" all day long.Gandalf seemed to be the only one without a problem.
"Gandalf," said Bilbo one Thursday afternoon,"Do you think we could perhaps go visit some of my old friends from the Shire?"
"Hm...Well,I suppose so,Bilbo.When would you like to leave?" said Gandalf.
"Well,I think we should leave tomorrow." said Bilbo.
"Alright.Go get packing."
"Yes!" hissed Pippin to Merry,who were hiding behind the door.
"Woohoo!" whispered Legolas to Gimli,Legolas hanging upside down from a tree outside the window,and Gimli stuffed very painfully into a bird house in the tree.
"Get me out of here,elf!" yelled Gimli.
"Hmm..I think you're stuck Gim." said Legolas,pulling on Gimli's beard."Let's go in the house and I'll get you out somehow."
Legolas picked up the rather heavy birdhouse and hopped out of the tree.Merry and Pippin heard the back door open,and thinking it to be Gandalf and Bilbo,hurried to hide in the kitchen so they would not be caught eavesdropping.Pippin hid in a cabinet and Merry hid in the pantry.Neither of them could see what the others were doing so they had to rely on their hearing.
Legolas entered the kitchen and opened the fridge.He pulled out a stick of butter and walked over to the birdhouse.
"Well,Let's try the butter,Gimli.Maybe we can get you all slippery and you can slide out." said Legolas,unaware of the hobbits.
The hobbits were very surprised and disgusted.They couldn't see that Gimli was wedged in a birdhouse,and hearing the words "butter","slippery",and "slide out" come from Legolas's mouth,they thought they were doing something else entirely.They had dirty minds,you see.
"Well,okay.Put it on me." grunted the dwarf. "AHHHH!It's cold!"
"It'll warm up." said Legolas.
Then Legolas grabbed Gimli and tried to pull him out again.Of course,all the hobbits heard was alot of banging and grunting.
"You're hurting me,stupid elf!" yelled Gimli.
"Alright,let's try baby oil then." said Legolas,running to get it.
At that moment Peregrin Took passed out and fell out of his hiding place.Merry heard the thud and opened the door a crack.Seeing Pippin motionless on the floor,Merry flung the door open,covered his eyes,and emerged.
"Pervs!" yelled Merry.
"Huh?" asked Gimli and Legolas.
Merry opened his eyes. "Oh."
He picked up Pippin and exited.Gandalf and Bilbo popped up from inside the living room.
"Well,that's a relief." said Bilbo to Gandalf.
"Is there no privacy in this house!?" asked Gimli.
"No." said Sam and Frodo,hiding behind the fridge.
"Not really." said Aragorn,from his hiding place behind the couch in the living room.
"Nope." said Boromir,emerging from the laundry room.
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Endnotes: Not very funny,but I had fun with it.R/R and thanks!
Chapter 4
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.Read The Adventures of Space Bobo Chapter 3 to understand this part.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.and thanks to rabbitears,for the favorites list :) .
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The atmosphere at the house was not very pleasant.Everyone had been sulking for days.Well,ever since the day Bilbo Baggins had darkened their doorway.Pippin and Merry had nightmares about Bilbo ("ew..saggy..") and Gimli complained about having to share a room with Bilbo,and Aragorn had to put up with being called the 'sexy ranger'.Boromir had become extremely superstitious ever since Bilbo had called him the 'would-be dead-guy'.He was constantly knocking on wood and running away (shrieking like a girl) from black cats.Sam seemed to have an injured dignity and went around mumbling "I am not like that!" all day long.Gandalf seemed to be the only one without a problem.
"Gandalf," said Bilbo one Thursday afternoon,"Do you think we could perhaps go visit some of my old friends from the Shire?"
"Hm...Well,I suppose so,Bilbo.When would you like to leave?" said Gandalf.
"Well,I think we should leave tomorrow." said Bilbo.
"Alright.Go get packing."
"Yes!" hissed Pippin to Merry,who were hiding behind the door.
"Woohoo!" whispered Legolas to Gimli,Legolas hanging upside down from a tree outside the window,and Gimli stuffed very painfully into a bird house in the tree.
"Get me out of here,elf!" yelled Gimli.
"Hmm..I think you're stuck Gim." said Legolas,pulling on Gimli's beard."Let's go in the house and I'll get you out somehow."
Legolas picked up the rather heavy birdhouse and hopped out of the tree.Merry and Pippin heard the back door open,and thinking it to be Gandalf and Bilbo,hurried to hide in the kitchen so they would not be caught eavesdropping.Pippin hid in a cabinet and Merry hid in the pantry.Neither of them could see what the others were doing so they had to rely on their hearing.
Legolas entered the kitchen and opened the fridge.He pulled out a stick of butter and walked over to the birdhouse.
"Well,Let's try the butter,Gimli.Maybe we can get you all slippery and you can slide out." said Legolas,unaware of the hobbits.
The hobbits were very surprised and disgusted.They couldn't see that Gimli was wedged in a birdhouse,and hearing the words "butter","slippery",and "slide out" come from Legolas's mouth,they thought they were doing something else entirely.They had dirty minds,you see.
"Well,okay.Put it on me." grunted the dwarf. "AHHHH!It's cold!"
"It'll warm up." said Legolas.
Then Legolas grabbed Gimli and tried to pull him out again.Of course,all the hobbits heard was alot of banging and grunting.
"You're hurting me,stupid elf!" yelled Gimli.
"Alright,let's try baby oil then." said Legolas,running to get it.
At that moment Peregrin Took passed out and fell out of his hiding place.Merry heard the thud and opened the door a crack.Seeing Pippin motionless on the floor,Merry flung the door open,covered his eyes,and emerged.
"Pervs!" yelled Merry.
"Huh?" asked Gimli and Legolas.
Merry opened his eyes. "Oh."
He picked up Pippin and exited.Gandalf and Bilbo popped up from inside the living room.
"Well,that's a relief." said Bilbo to Gandalf.
"Is there no privacy in this house!?" asked Gimli.
"No." said Sam and Frodo,hiding behind the fridge.
"Not really." said Aragorn,from his hiding place behind the couch in the living room.
"Nope." said Boromir,emerging from the laundry room.
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Endnotes: Not very funny,but I had fun with it.R/R and thanks!