Fellowship House
Chapter 5 (Who da thought!?)
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.Read The Adventures of Space Bobo Chapter 3 + 4 to understand this part.This chapter's a little cliche I know,but hey,maybe something will be faintly amusing.This chapter is the longest so far.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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"Hmmm.Gandalf thought of everything.I'm sure there's a loop-hole somewhere though." said Merry,scanning the list Gandalf had left with then.
"I hope so.I'd hate to waste an entire week of anarchy by behaving." said Pippin,munching on Vanilla Wafers.
"Stop hogging,Peregrin." said Legolas."I want some too.These remind me of lembas."
"Just like dear Haldir used to make." said Pippin,batting his eyelashes.That earned him a punch in the arm from the elf.
"Rule 231. Absolutely no disposal of radio active waste down toilet." muttered Merry,still reading.
"I never did that before!" cried Pippin indignantly.
"Yes,we did actually.At one of my birthday parties.We dumped the cake Gandalf made down the toilet." Merry reminded him.
"Oh yeah." said Pippin.
"You hobbits actually threw away a CAKE?" asked Legolas.
"It was green and smelled of Auntie's cat." said Pippin. "The cat actually jumped out when the cake hit the toilet."
"AHA!Here it is: rule 345 No invitation of friends except when authorized by elders (i.e. Legolas,Aragorn,Gimli,or Boromir. Merry is not considered your elder.)"
The two hobbits looked expectantly at Legolas.
"Merry,I have an idea." said Pippin.
"Me too." said Merry.
"OHHH NO.You two are NOT going to do anything." said Legolas.
"C'mon Leggo,there's something in it for you." said Pippin.
"What?" asked Legolas.
"You could invite Haldir and some other elves.." said Merry.
"No way.They'd tear the house down."
"We just wanna invite a few people.Geez,you're getting up in years.Soon you'll be as boring as Gandalf."
"Ahhh.I looked forward to the happy time when I am allowed to chase hobbits around with a stick that spouts fire." Legolas said,smiling.
"Don't we all." said Aragorn from the hall.
"Shut up sexy ranger." said Pippin.
"I wish girls would say that instead of a wrinkly hobbit and an annoying hobbit." said Aragorn,putting on his boots.
"Where are you going,Strider?" asked Merry.
"To visit Arwen." said Aragorn.
"Oh great.We don't wanna keep you." said Pippin,grinning.
"Keep an eye on them,okay Legolas?" said Aragorn.
"Sure thing." said Legolas.
"Hurry up,Gimli." yelled Aragorn.
"Keep your pants on." grumbled Gimli. "I can't find my axe."
"Is it in the birdhouse?" asked Pippin.
"No." grunted Gimli.
A few minutes later,Gimli and Aragorn departed.Pippin grabbed the empty bag of Vanilla Wafers and looked at it.
"You know," said Pippin slyly to Legolas,"If you DID let us have people over,a party as one might call it,Haldir could come and bring you all the lembas you want."
"That's okay,Pippin." said Legolas.
"But we're out of Wafers!" exclaimed Pip,looking like a 10 year old.
Legolas eyed the empty bagof Vanilla Wafers for a moment before sighing. "Alright.But you guys gotta help clean up."
"Yes!" both hobbits cried,slapping high fives.
Pippin leaned over quickly and hugged Legolas. "Thanks Leggo.But don't get any ideas.I'm not like Sam."
He hopped off the couch and picked up the phone.He tossed it to Leggo. "Here,call your elves.Me and Merry will go upstairs to decide who to invite."
Merry and Pippin ran upstairs.Merry found a pen and paper and began taking notes.
"Let's see...Faramir,Eowyn,Tom,not Arwen,because Aragorn is over there.Elrond,Celeborn,Galadriel..." said Pippin.
"Not Farmer Maggot!How about Rosie Cotton?"
"Sure,It'll keep Sam from hanging on Frodo all night."
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"Hey,Haldir,Can you come over here tonight?The hobbits are having a party.Yeah,bring them too.And bring Lembas please..you wouldn't believe the crap they eat here...yeah." said Legolas,on the phone.
Merry came downstairs to wait for Legolas to finish with the phone.
"Here you go." said Legolas,handing him the phone.
"Thanks again,Leggo." said Merry,running upstairs.
Once upstairs,Merry grabbed his list and pen.Pippin grabbed a phone book and called out phone numbers for the people on their list.
"Hi..Elrond..Hey..we're having a party here tonight,you wanna come?Yeah,but don't tell Aragorn or Arwen..Can you call Celeborn and Galadriel for us?Yeah,that's great,thanks." said Pippin into the phone.
"Okay,so he's coming.Cross out Galadriel and Celeborn and Elrond.Next is Faramir and Eowyn."
Pippin did the same thing this time,but instead asked Eowyn to call Eomer.This process was repeated many times until finally everyone was invited.
"How much money do you have,Pip?" asked Merry."We have to buy food."
"Well,Galadriel,Elrond,Eowyn,Tom,and Radagast are bringing things." said Pippin.
"Okay.Well,I'll run down to Middle-Earth Mart for a few things." said Merry.
"Okay." said Pippin,handing him some money.
As Merry went downstairs again,Frodo poked his head out of his room.
"What's all this running up and down the stairs?" he asked.
"Party Preparations." replied Pippin.
"Oh,Alr-Wait,what party?" asked Frodo.
"You'll see." said Pippin.
"Haldir's coming with his brothers and a few other elves." said Legolas.
"WHAT PARTY!" yelled Frodo.
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Endnotes:Expect the next chapter later today or tomorrow!I have so many plans for it.Questions,Comments?Review then!I hope someone got a laugh out of it.Not my best work.
Chapter 5 (Who da thought!?)
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.Read The Adventures of Space Bobo Chapter 3 + 4 to understand this part.This chapter's a little cliche I know,but hey,maybe something will be faintly amusing.This chapter is the longest so far.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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"Hmmm.Gandalf thought of everything.I'm sure there's a loop-hole somewhere though." said Merry,scanning the list Gandalf had left with then.
"I hope so.I'd hate to waste an entire week of anarchy by behaving." said Pippin,munching on Vanilla Wafers.
"Stop hogging,Peregrin." said Legolas."I want some too.These remind me of lembas."
"Just like dear Haldir used to make." said Pippin,batting his eyelashes.That earned him a punch in the arm from the elf.
"Rule 231. Absolutely no disposal of radio active waste down toilet." muttered Merry,still reading.
"I never did that before!" cried Pippin indignantly.
"Yes,we did actually.At one of my birthday parties.We dumped the cake Gandalf made down the toilet." Merry reminded him.
"Oh yeah." said Pippin.
"You hobbits actually threw away a CAKE?" asked Legolas.
"It was green and smelled of Auntie's cat." said Pippin. "The cat actually jumped out when the cake hit the toilet."
"AHA!Here it is: rule 345 No invitation of friends except when authorized by elders (i.e. Legolas,Aragorn,Gimli,or Boromir. Merry is not considered your elder.)"
The two hobbits looked expectantly at Legolas.
"Merry,I have an idea." said Pippin.
"Me too." said Merry.
"OHHH NO.You two are NOT going to do anything." said Legolas.
"C'mon Leggo,there's something in it for you." said Pippin.
"What?" asked Legolas.
"You could invite Haldir and some other elves.." said Merry.
"No way.They'd tear the house down."
"We just wanna invite a few people.Geez,you're getting up in years.Soon you'll be as boring as Gandalf."
"Ahhh.I looked forward to the happy time when I am allowed to chase hobbits around with a stick that spouts fire." Legolas said,smiling.
"Don't we all." said Aragorn from the hall.
"Shut up sexy ranger." said Pippin.
"I wish girls would say that instead of a wrinkly hobbit and an annoying hobbit." said Aragorn,putting on his boots.
"Where are you going,Strider?" asked Merry.
"To visit Arwen." said Aragorn.
"Oh great.We don't wanna keep you." said Pippin,grinning.
"Keep an eye on them,okay Legolas?" said Aragorn.
"Sure thing." said Legolas.
"Hurry up,Gimli." yelled Aragorn.
"Keep your pants on." grumbled Gimli. "I can't find my axe."
"Is it in the birdhouse?" asked Pippin.
"No." grunted Gimli.
A few minutes later,Gimli and Aragorn departed.Pippin grabbed the empty bag of Vanilla Wafers and looked at it.
"You know," said Pippin slyly to Legolas,"If you DID let us have people over,a party as one might call it,Haldir could come and bring you all the lembas you want."
"That's okay,Pippin." said Legolas.
"But we're out of Wafers!" exclaimed Pip,looking like a 10 year old.
Legolas eyed the empty bagof Vanilla Wafers for a moment before sighing. "Alright.But you guys gotta help clean up."
"Yes!" both hobbits cried,slapping high fives.
Pippin leaned over quickly and hugged Legolas. "Thanks Leggo.But don't get any ideas.I'm not like Sam."
He hopped off the couch and picked up the phone.He tossed it to Leggo. "Here,call your elves.Me and Merry will go upstairs to decide who to invite."
Merry and Pippin ran upstairs.Merry found a pen and paper and began taking notes.
"Let's see...Faramir,Eowyn,Tom,not Arwen,because Aragorn is over there.Elrond,Celeborn,Galadriel..." said Pippin.
"Not Farmer Maggot!How about Rosie Cotton?"
"Sure,It'll keep Sam from hanging on Frodo all night."
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"Hey,Haldir,Can you come over here tonight?The hobbits are having a party.Yeah,bring them too.And bring Lembas please..you wouldn't believe the crap they eat here...yeah." said Legolas,on the phone.
Merry came downstairs to wait for Legolas to finish with the phone.
"Here you go." said Legolas,handing him the phone.
"Thanks again,Leggo." said Merry,running upstairs.
Once upstairs,Merry grabbed his list and pen.Pippin grabbed a phone book and called out phone numbers for the people on their list.
"Hi..Elrond..Hey..we're having a party here tonight,you wanna come?Yeah,but don't tell Aragorn or Arwen..Can you call Celeborn and Galadriel for us?Yeah,that's great,thanks." said Pippin into the phone.
"Okay,so he's coming.Cross out Galadriel and Celeborn and Elrond.Next is Faramir and Eowyn."
Pippin did the same thing this time,but instead asked Eowyn to call Eomer.This process was repeated many times until finally everyone was invited.
"How much money do you have,Pip?" asked Merry."We have to buy food."
"Well,Galadriel,Elrond,Eowyn,Tom,and Radagast are bringing things." said Pippin.
"Okay.Well,I'll run down to Middle-Earth Mart for a few things." said Merry.
"Okay." said Pippin,handing him some money.
As Merry went downstairs again,Frodo poked his head out of his room.
"What's all this running up and down the stairs?" he asked.
"Party Preparations." replied Pippin.
"Oh,Alr-Wait,what party?" asked Frodo.
"You'll see." said Pippin.
"Haldir's coming with his brothers and a few other elves." said Legolas.
"WHAT PARTY!" yelled Frodo.
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Endnotes:Expect the next chapter later today or tomorrow!I have so many plans for it.Questions,Comments?Review then!I hope someone got a laugh out of it.Not my best work.