Fellowship House
Chapter 6
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.Read The Adventures of Space Bobo Chapter 3 + 4 to understand this part.This chapter's a little cliche I know,but hey,maybe something will be faintly amusing.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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"The party we're having tonight.Also know as the party you are NOT going to call Gandalf about." replied Pippin.
"Legolas Greenleaf,I cannot believe you are agreeing to this." said Frodo.
"C'mon,live a little." said Legolas.
"Yeah,and don't dress like a dork.Everyone had to like you before because you were the ring-bearer.But now there's no ring,so don't embarass us." said Pippin briskly.
Suddenly the doorbell rang.
"They can't be here yet.I told them 8:00." said Pippin,sliding down the banister.
He opened the door and there was Merry,ringing the doorbell with his nose.He carried two large bags,and was panting.Pippin grabbed one of the bags and pulled Merry in.
"It's a good thing I'm tall for a hobbit!" said Merry.
Pippin dug through the bag.
"Jellybeans..yum..ew..soy milk..why?" said Pippin.
"Gimli." explained Merry.
The two went into the kitchen and began putting things away.When they had finished setting out the food,it was 6:45.Merry took off to take a shower,and Pippin went upstairs to see how Frodo was faring.After knocking on the door,he entered.
"How do I look Pip?" asked Frodo.
Pippin sniggered. "Like you're going to a funeral.Lose the suit."
Pippin went to his room and changed his clothes.He then decided to visit Boromir.He'd been oddly quiet all day.
"Boromir?" asked Pippin,entering."Ohhhhhhh...I get it.."
He picked up a bottle of beer off of his bedside table.There had to be more of,Boromir was a big guy,and he was out cold.
Well,Pippin was right,there was more,but Boromir had drank it all.Oh well.
Pippin went down stairs to check the clock.7:15.He sorted through some cds and checked his watch again. 7:17..this was no good.Just then,Legolas came downstairs.
"Pippin,about how many people did you invite?"
"Well,I don't know..." said Pippin,hiding his unease.
"Well,I hope it isn't too many." said Legolas.
Finally,it was 8:00 and the doorbell began ringing.First to arrive was Radagast the Brown.He entered,carrying a box of a fish food,a bird on either of his shoulders.
"I brought food." he announced proudly.
"Yeah..it's great." Said Pippin,taking the fishfood.Radagast was watching him intently,so,not knowing what else to do,he poured some of the fishfood over the chips and into the dip,as if it was seasoning.
Within 30 minutes,at least 20 people had arrived.Legolas surveryed the crowd which now included Eowyn,Faramir,Eomer,Rosie Cotton and her brothers,and serveral members of the Took clan.
"This isn't too many.I thought you had invited more." he said,satisfied.
Pippin didn't correct him.The doorbell rang again and Pippin hurried to answer it.Haldir,his brothers,Tom Bombadil,and Goldberry stood there.
"Hey,it's Tom Bombadill-o,come to make this party merry-o!Can we come in,what's the dillyo?" sang Tom,very loudly.
"Where is Legolas?" asked Haldir.
"YRCH!" yelled one of his companions,pointing at a very drunk Boromir.
"Boromir!You're here!" cried Faramir.
In response,Boromir threw up on him.
Soon,there were close to 200 people there,some of them Pippin didn't know,all of them dancing,and most of them drunk.Pippin was dancing with some elf he didn't know when suddenly the doorbell rang.Pippin ran off to answer it.He opened the door and there stood a newscrew.
"Hello,I'm from channel 30 news,the leading news source of Middle-Earth.Could we possibly get some footage of the party?" a tall news-elf asked.
He ushered them in,clearly not using his head.The camera scanned the big house,full of strange people,drunk,passed out,talking,singing,drinking,eating and dancing.The news-elf stepped in front of the camera and began commentary.
Legolas fought his way over to where the news-elf spoke to the camera and Pippin stared dumbly into it.
"We have here exclusive footage of the biggest house-party this area's ever seen.All thanks to this young hobbit." she said,placing a hand on his shoulder.
"PIPPIN!Are you crazy?Gandalf or Aragorn could see this." said Legolas,shaking Pippin.
Elrond came up behind them and yelled "Narly dudes!" and flipped off the camera.
Drunken Boromir passed by and threw up again.
"C'mon Leggo,this isn't Broadcast in the Shire!" said Pippin,laughing.
---2 hours later---
Elrond,dizzy and tired of dancing,turns on the TV.Channel 30 news comes on and there they all are,on the TV.
"Hey Pippin,we're stars!" he yelled pointing to the TV.
---In Rivendell---
Arwen and Aragorn are making out in front of the TV,which is turned off.Her brother Elladan runs in without knocking.
"ARWEN,TURN ON THE TV!" said Elladan,frantically."Dad's on TV!"
Arwen sighed and turned it on.There,on the TV screen was the drunked form of Elrond.
"Narly dudes!" slurred Elrond,flipping them off.
But what Aragorn noticed was Legolas and Pippin argueing.
"That is my damn house!!!!"
"I wasn't invited." whimpered Elladan.
"Everyone knows you're a loser,Elladan." replied Arwen.
---In the Shire---
Bilbo and Gandalf had decided to stay at Paladin's home.They were in the company room,still talking when a maid rushed in.
"Mr. Paladin!" she cried. "Your son is on TV!"
Gandalf turned on the TV and saw exactly what Aragorn had seen.
"!&@!^@^^!@^!" yelled Gandalf."DAMN YOU PEREGRIN!"
"&@@&*@!" yelled Pippin and Legolas,as the News-elf said that 'Channel 30 news was the news source for The Shrire,Rivendell,Mirkwood,and the surrounding areas.
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Endnotes:Sorry,Not funny,but fun to write.:D r.r no flames.
Chapter 6
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.Read The Adventures of Space Bobo Chapter 3 + 4 to understand this part.This chapter's a little cliche I know,but hey,maybe something will be faintly amusing.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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"The party we're having tonight.Also know as the party you are NOT going to call Gandalf about." replied Pippin.
"Legolas Greenleaf,I cannot believe you are agreeing to this." said Frodo.
"C'mon,live a little." said Legolas.
"Yeah,and don't dress like a dork.Everyone had to like you before because you were the ring-bearer.But now there's no ring,so don't embarass us." said Pippin briskly.
Suddenly the doorbell rang.
"They can't be here yet.I told them 8:00." said Pippin,sliding down the banister.
He opened the door and there was Merry,ringing the doorbell with his nose.He carried two large bags,and was panting.Pippin grabbed one of the bags and pulled Merry in.
"It's a good thing I'm tall for a hobbit!" said Merry.
Pippin dug through the bag.
"Jellybeans..yum..ew..soy milk..why?" said Pippin.
"Gimli." explained Merry.
The two went into the kitchen and began putting things away.When they had finished setting out the food,it was 6:45.Merry took off to take a shower,and Pippin went upstairs to see how Frodo was faring.After knocking on the door,he entered.
"How do I look Pip?" asked Frodo.
Pippin sniggered. "Like you're going to a funeral.Lose the suit."
Pippin went to his room and changed his clothes.He then decided to visit Boromir.He'd been oddly quiet all day.
"Boromir?" asked Pippin,entering."Ohhhhhhh...I get it.."
He picked up a bottle of beer off of his bedside table.There had to be more of,Boromir was a big guy,and he was out cold.
Well,Pippin was right,there was more,but Boromir had drank it all.Oh well.
Pippin went down stairs to check the clock.7:15.He sorted through some cds and checked his watch again. 7:17..this was no good.Just then,Legolas came downstairs.
"Pippin,about how many people did you invite?"
"Well,I don't know..." said Pippin,hiding his unease.
"Well,I hope it isn't too many." said Legolas.
Finally,it was 8:00 and the doorbell began ringing.First to arrive was Radagast the Brown.He entered,carrying a box of a fish food,a bird on either of his shoulders.
"I brought food." he announced proudly.
"Yeah..it's great." Said Pippin,taking the fishfood.Radagast was watching him intently,so,not knowing what else to do,he poured some of the fishfood over the chips and into the dip,as if it was seasoning.
Within 30 minutes,at least 20 people had arrived.Legolas surveryed the crowd which now included Eowyn,Faramir,Eomer,Rosie Cotton and her brothers,and serveral members of the Took clan.
"This isn't too many.I thought you had invited more." he said,satisfied.
Pippin didn't correct him.The doorbell rang again and Pippin hurried to answer it.Haldir,his brothers,Tom Bombadil,and Goldberry stood there.
"Hey,it's Tom Bombadill-o,come to make this party merry-o!Can we come in,what's the dillyo?" sang Tom,very loudly.
"Where is Legolas?" asked Haldir.
"YRCH!" yelled one of his companions,pointing at a very drunk Boromir.
"Boromir!You're here!" cried Faramir.
In response,Boromir threw up on him.
Soon,there were close to 200 people there,some of them Pippin didn't know,all of them dancing,and most of them drunk.Pippin was dancing with some elf he didn't know when suddenly the doorbell rang.Pippin ran off to answer it.He opened the door and there stood a newscrew.
"Hello,I'm from channel 30 news,the leading news source of Middle-Earth.Could we possibly get some footage of the party?" a tall news-elf asked.
He ushered them in,clearly not using his head.The camera scanned the big house,full of strange people,drunk,passed out,talking,singing,drinking,eating and dancing.The news-elf stepped in front of the camera and began commentary.
Legolas fought his way over to where the news-elf spoke to the camera and Pippin stared dumbly into it.
"We have here exclusive footage of the biggest house-party this area's ever seen.All thanks to this young hobbit." she said,placing a hand on his shoulder.
"PIPPIN!Are you crazy?Gandalf or Aragorn could see this." said Legolas,shaking Pippin.
Elrond came up behind them and yelled "Narly dudes!" and flipped off the camera.
Drunken Boromir passed by and threw up again.
"C'mon Leggo,this isn't Broadcast in the Shire!" said Pippin,laughing.
---2 hours later---
Elrond,dizzy and tired of dancing,turns on the TV.Channel 30 news comes on and there they all are,on the TV.
"Hey Pippin,we're stars!" he yelled pointing to the TV.
---In Rivendell---
Arwen and Aragorn are making out in front of the TV,which is turned off.Her brother Elladan runs in without knocking.
"ARWEN,TURN ON THE TV!" said Elladan,frantically."Dad's on TV!"
Arwen sighed and turned it on.There,on the TV screen was the drunked form of Elrond.
"Narly dudes!" slurred Elrond,flipping them off.
But what Aragorn noticed was Legolas and Pippin argueing.
"That is my damn house!!!!"
"I wasn't invited." whimpered Elladan.
"Everyone knows you're a loser,Elladan." replied Arwen.
---In the Shire---
Bilbo and Gandalf had decided to stay at Paladin's home.They were in the company room,still talking when a maid rushed in.
"Mr. Paladin!" she cried. "Your son is on TV!"
Gandalf turned on the TV and saw exactly what Aragorn had seen.
"!&@!^@^^!@^!" yelled Gandalf."DAMN YOU PEREGRIN!"
"&@@&*@!" yelled Pippin and Legolas,as the News-elf said that 'Channel 30 news was the news source for The Shrire,Rivendell,Mirkwood,and the surrounding areas.
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Endnotes:Sorry,Not funny,but fun to write.:D r.r no flames.