Fellowship House
Chapter 7
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.Read The Adventures of Space Bobo Chapter 3 + 4 to understand this part.This chapter's a little cliche I know,but hey,maybe something will be faintly amusing.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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"Oh..my..land.." said Legolas,staring at the TV.
"Stay calm.Let's just hope no one had their TV s on." said Pippin,wringing his hands.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"You get it,you're older." said Pippin.
"You get it,you're shorter." said Legolas.
"No,you get it,you're....elfier." said Pippin.
"YOU GET IT,YOU'RE STUPIDER!" said Legolas.
"HEY!" cried Pippin.
The problem was solved however,as Boromir picked up the phone,holding the reciever upside down.
"Hewwo?" said Boromir,confused.
"&@&@(!!!! what the @^^@#@ were you thinking,#@^#*@!" said Gandalf's voice from the phone.
"It's fer you.." said Boromir,looking at Pippin."Now,which one of you 4 is the REAL Pippin?"
He held the phone out to an invisible Pippin and let it go.The phone hit the floor with a thud.Gandalf continued to rant and rave.Pippin picked it up carefully and tossed it into the garbage bin.
"Are you listening to me you little @*@#@!)#?" yelled Gandalf,from the trash bin.
Elrond swaggered over to the trash bin.
"Hello?Is this the phone sex hotline?" said Elrond,a grin on his face.
"What the heck?" said Gandalf,clearly not expecting that.
"Hey,put a girl on the line,I don't like old guys!" said Elrond,rubbing his forehead.
"Put it on speaker-phone!" yelled Celeborn,earning himself a smack from Galadriel.
"It is not phone sex!" yelled Legolas.
"Wow..Legolas,you HAVE changed." said Haldir,giggling.
"Yeah,is it true what they say about you and Aragorn?" asked one of the other elves.
"Is it true you like to dress in drag,Lindir?" asked Legolas.
"Well,um..erm.." said Lindir.
"Yes!He does!" cried Haldir,standing up."And he walks around like this."
Haldir pranced around the room and curtsied.Lindir got angry and tackled him.
"Fight fight!" yelled Elrond and Celeborn.
"Woo hoo! Strippers!" yelled Galadriel and a few other female elves.
"Ew.." said Merry.
"Go Haldir,kick his cross-dressing butt!" yelled another elf,taking a swig of beer.
"I hope the girl wins." Boromir said,squinting at them.
Silence fell in the house.The two elves tackled Boromir.
"Kill the Orc" chanted the elves.
"Stop it!" yelled Legolas,pulling Haldir off of Boromir,and kicking Lindir off as well.
"More phone sex!" yelled Elrond.
"Horny old elf." said one of Pippin's cousins.
"Where's Sam?" said Merry.
"In the broomcloset." Pippin replied.
"WITH FRODO!?"
"No,moron,with Rosie Cotton." said Pippin.
The phone rang again.There was a mad dash for the phone.Elrond beat everyone and answered.
"Yo,Elrond's bar and grill!"
"Dad?" asked Arwen.
"Who is this?I am sex king elrond!Excuse me,I'm wanted in the hottub." said Elrond.
Elrond fell down and Legolas went to move him.He passed a very drunken Galadriel.
"Take it off!Woo!" yelled Galadriel.
Legolas tried to ignore her.He passed by her again,carrying the unconcious Elrond.Galadriel hooted and grabbed his butt.Legolas,startled,promptly dropped Elrond.
"Take it off,sonny!" yelled Galadriel,trying to stuff some money in his leggings.
"What?!" said Legolas.
"I'll do it.It's good money!" said Haldir,beginning to take off his belt.
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Endnotes: Too much fun to write.Please review.
Chapter 7
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.Read The Adventures of Space Bobo Chapter 3 + 4 to understand this part.This chapter's a little cliche I know,but hey,maybe something will be faintly amusing.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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"Oh..my..land.." said Legolas,staring at the TV.
"Stay calm.Let's just hope no one had their TV s on." said Pippin,wringing his hands.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"You get it,you're older." said Pippin.
"You get it,you're shorter." said Legolas.
"No,you get it,you're....elfier." said Pippin.
"YOU GET IT,YOU'RE STUPIDER!" said Legolas.
"HEY!" cried Pippin.
The problem was solved however,as Boromir picked up the phone,holding the reciever upside down.
"Hewwo?" said Boromir,confused.
"&@&@(!!!! what the @^^@#@ were you thinking,#@^#*@!" said Gandalf's voice from the phone.
"It's fer you.." said Boromir,looking at Pippin."Now,which one of you 4 is the REAL Pippin?"
He held the phone out to an invisible Pippin and let it go.The phone hit the floor with a thud.Gandalf continued to rant and rave.Pippin picked it up carefully and tossed it into the garbage bin.
"Are you listening to me you little @*@#@!)#?" yelled Gandalf,from the trash bin.
Elrond swaggered over to the trash bin.
"Hello?Is this the phone sex hotline?" said Elrond,a grin on his face.
"What the heck?" said Gandalf,clearly not expecting that.
"Hey,put a girl on the line,I don't like old guys!" said Elrond,rubbing his forehead.
"Put it on speaker-phone!" yelled Celeborn,earning himself a smack from Galadriel.
"It is not phone sex!" yelled Legolas.
"Wow..Legolas,you HAVE changed." said Haldir,giggling.
"Yeah,is it true what they say about you and Aragorn?" asked one of the other elves.
"Is it true you like to dress in drag,Lindir?" asked Legolas.
"Well,um..erm.." said Lindir.
"Yes!He does!" cried Haldir,standing up."And he walks around like this."
Haldir pranced around the room and curtsied.Lindir got angry and tackled him.
"Fight fight!" yelled Elrond and Celeborn.
"Woo hoo! Strippers!" yelled Galadriel and a few other female elves.
"Ew.." said Merry.
"Go Haldir,kick his cross-dressing butt!" yelled another elf,taking a swig of beer.
"I hope the girl wins." Boromir said,squinting at them.
Silence fell in the house.The two elves tackled Boromir.
"Kill the Orc" chanted the elves.
"Stop it!" yelled Legolas,pulling Haldir off of Boromir,and kicking Lindir off as well.
"More phone sex!" yelled Elrond.
"Horny old elf." said one of Pippin's cousins.
"Where's Sam?" said Merry.
"In the broomcloset." Pippin replied.
"WITH FRODO!?"
"No,moron,with Rosie Cotton." said Pippin.
The phone rang again.There was a mad dash for the phone.Elrond beat everyone and answered.
"Yo,Elrond's bar and grill!"
"Dad?" asked Arwen.
"Who is this?I am sex king elrond!Excuse me,I'm wanted in the hottub." said Elrond.
Elrond fell down and Legolas went to move him.He passed a very drunken Galadriel.
"Take it off!Woo!" yelled Galadriel.
Legolas tried to ignore her.He passed by her again,carrying the unconcious Elrond.Galadriel hooted and grabbed his butt.Legolas,startled,promptly dropped Elrond.
"Take it off,sonny!" yelled Galadriel,trying to stuff some money in his leggings.
"What?!" said Legolas.
"I'll do it.It's good money!" said Haldir,beginning to take off his belt.
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Endnotes: Too much fun to write.Please review.