Fellowship House
Chapter 9
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.Oh yeah,I don't own Souldecision or their song 'Faded' so don't sue me.I don't own Mystikal,copyrights to their song or anything else.No infringement intended.I also do not own Michael Jackson's dance moves.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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When we last left our heroes,Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood had just discovered that he had become like Steve on Jerry Springer and people were buying pieces of his hair.Gandalf and Bilbo had returned from the Shire and were coming up the driveway.This is where we return to the story,but this time we shall focus on Samwise and Frodo.
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The door to Frodo's room opened quickly and some hobbit-maidens and a few elf-maidens came in.Sam stood at the door and admitted them.Frodo stood on his dresser singing loudly.
"Girl can do what we did last night again,baby you and I would be better friends!" yelled Frodo,singing along with the CD player,trying to dance.
Sam stood at the door moping. All the hobbits-maids stared lovingly at Frodo.The elves laughed.
"I'm kinda faded but I feel alright,thinkin bout makin my move tonight!I can't pretend that you're only my friend when you're holdin my body tight!" screamed Frodo again and tripped over a hairbrush.The hobbit fell off the dresser.The elves laughed harder.Rosie Cotton looked at Sam.
"Sing for us Sam!" she yelled at him.
The elves looked rather threatening so Sam went over to the CD player.He pressed a button,not really knowing what to do.Mystikal began to play.
"Shake it fast!Watch yourself!" yelled Mystikal.Sam stared.
"Show me what you workin with,shake it fast!" said Sam finally,trying to thrust like Michael Jackson.
"Go Sam!" yelled Rosie.
The elves didn't like it much though.They turned rather green and left.Saam didn't care however.He continued to shake it fast.
Frodo finally came to and saw Sam dancing on his dresser.He couldn't have that.
He got up as well and began to moonwalk.Then he realized what was playing and he changed it.Faded came back on.Merry opened the door and saw him.
"When I get you all alone I'm gonna move in nice and close.Ain't nobody gonna interrupt my game." sang Frodo,moonwalking again.
"I can't wait to take you home!" sang Merry,making all the hobbits look at him.Soon it was a competetion between the three hobbits.
"I like the way you're making your move I like the way you makin me wait." sang Sam.
Frodo got angry.This was his song after all.He pushed Sam.Sam fell on the floor and half the hobbits had to run to avoid being crushed.Frodo threw a book at him.Merry continued singing.As Frodo continued throwing objects at the hobbit.The other hobbits continued to run around in circles crazily.
Downstairs the music from Frodo's room could be heard,as well as shrieks and thudding noises.The light that hung from the ceiling in the dining room swung dangerously.Gandalf looked as if he were going to explode.He ran to the stairs,but before he made it,the light from the cieling fell out of its former location and smacked him on the head.Broken glass littered the floor and Gandalf lay unconcious.
"We need to take this time to get as far away as possible." whispered Pippin,his eyes big as saucers.
Bilbo was not a major threat right now because he was dancing on top of the TV.But when Gandalf woke up,all hell would break loose.
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Endnotes: There's the Sam and Frodo chapter!Sorry about the lack of them!Review please!
Chapter 9
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.Oh yeah,I don't own Souldecision or their song 'Faded' so don't sue me.I don't own Mystikal,copyrights to their song or anything else.No infringement intended.I also do not own Michael Jackson's dance moves.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
-_-_-_-_-
When we last left our heroes,Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood had just discovered that he had become like Steve on Jerry Springer and people were buying pieces of his hair.Gandalf and Bilbo had returned from the Shire and were coming up the driveway.This is where we return to the story,but this time we shall focus on Samwise and Frodo.
-_-_-_-_-
The door to Frodo's room opened quickly and some hobbit-maidens and a few elf-maidens came in.Sam stood at the door and admitted them.Frodo stood on his dresser singing loudly.
"Girl can do what we did last night again,baby you and I would be better friends!" yelled Frodo,singing along with the CD player,trying to dance.
Sam stood at the door moping. All the hobbits-maids stared lovingly at Frodo.The elves laughed.
"I'm kinda faded but I feel alright,thinkin bout makin my move tonight!I can't pretend that you're only my friend when you're holdin my body tight!" screamed Frodo again and tripped over a hairbrush.The hobbit fell off the dresser.The elves laughed harder.Rosie Cotton looked at Sam.
"Sing for us Sam!" she yelled at him.
The elves looked rather threatening so Sam went over to the CD player.He pressed a button,not really knowing what to do.Mystikal began to play.
"Shake it fast!Watch yourself!" yelled Mystikal.Sam stared.
"Show me what you workin with,shake it fast!" said Sam finally,trying to thrust like Michael Jackson.
"Go Sam!" yelled Rosie.
The elves didn't like it much though.They turned rather green and left.Saam didn't care however.He continued to shake it fast.
Frodo finally came to and saw Sam dancing on his dresser.He couldn't have that.
He got up as well and began to moonwalk.Then he realized what was playing and he changed it.Faded came back on.Merry opened the door and saw him.
"When I get you all alone I'm gonna move in nice and close.Ain't nobody gonna interrupt my game." sang Frodo,moonwalking again.
"I can't wait to take you home!" sang Merry,making all the hobbits look at him.Soon it was a competetion between the three hobbits.
"I like the way you're making your move I like the way you makin me wait." sang Sam.
Frodo got angry.This was his song after all.He pushed Sam.Sam fell on the floor and half the hobbits had to run to avoid being crushed.Frodo threw a book at him.Merry continued singing.As Frodo continued throwing objects at the hobbit.The other hobbits continued to run around in circles crazily.
Downstairs the music from Frodo's room could be heard,as well as shrieks and thudding noises.The light that hung from the ceiling in the dining room swung dangerously.Gandalf looked as if he were going to explode.He ran to the stairs,but before he made it,the light from the cieling fell out of its former location and smacked him on the head.Broken glass littered the floor and Gandalf lay unconcious.
"We need to take this time to get as far away as possible." whispered Pippin,his eyes big as saucers.
Bilbo was not a major threat right now because he was dancing on top of the TV.But when Gandalf woke up,all hell would break loose.
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Endnotes: There's the Sam and Frodo chapter!Sorry about the lack of them!Review please!