Fellowship House
Chapter 10
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.I don't own BSB's version of 'I want it that way',or Weird Al Yankovic's so don't sue me.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.I don't have anything against gay people or anything,I just heard this song and it made me laugh so hard.So no offense to anyone or anything like that.This ties in with the story of Lindir.I changed some words,but some remain the same.
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Meanwhile,in the living room,(where Bilbo was still dancing on the TV) the elves and dwarves were having a battle of sorts.Someone had brought a real Karaoke machine(poor Sam,Frodo,and Merry!If only they knew) and they were arguing over it.I changed some words,but some remain the same.
"It's my turn!" said Haldir impatiently.
"It's MY turn!" said Gloin,elbowing Haldir.
"Wrong!" said Lindir,glaring at three dwarves behind him.
In the commotion,one sly dwarf slipped over to the karaoke machine.He pushed a button and handed the microphone to a drunken Haldir.Suddenly all-too-familiar music came on,and Haldir began to sing.
"We are on fire
We have desires
But 1 is that way
1 elf is gay!"
Haldir bellowed that into a microphone.The elves stood there shocked.The dwarves laughed loudly.But no one stopped him.He started again.
"But we don't want to be mean
Since now he's a queen (like Galadriel)
Don't ask please
Which elf is gay!" cried Haldir,doing a little dance.
Pippin laughed loudly in the next room.Legolas looked faintly amused.Gloin the dwarf got punched by Lindir.Galadriel looked murderous,as she had just paid this same elf (who insulted her) to dance.
"Tell me who
Ain't sayin that it's Celeborn
Tell me who
Ain't sayin that it's Leggo
Tell me who
I never wanna hear you say
Which elf is gay!"
Celeborn looked stricken.Galadriel stared at him,a whole new reason to be shocked.Leggo growled threateningly,his amusement gone.Pippin laughed louder than ever,seeing everyone's faces.
"Now I can see him
He's in women's clothes
But he don't need an ID
He likes his long hair
He's playin croquet
His dog's name is precious"
"I do not have a dog named Precious!" yelled Celeborn.
"Was that YOU on the phone sex hotline,Celeborn?" asked Elrond,looking at him hard.
"He is on fire
His back perspires
Won't say won't say won't say ok
Elrond's always sayin
Ain't nothing but a buttache
Ain't nothin but a fruitcake
I never wanna hear you say
Which 1 of us is gay"
Elrond froze.Fruitcake?
"Tell me who
Ain't sayin that it's Lindir
Tell me who
Ain't sayin if you're Elrond (he's the sex king ;)
Tell me who
He's picking up a soufflé
Which elf is gay
Ok it's Lindir!" finished Haldir.
The dwarves cheered.Lindir moved forward,looking very dangerous.Haldir shrieked like a girl and leapt away.Elrond gave Celeborn a sideways glance.He was convinced he had been the man on the phone!
Gandalf finally came to.He got up and rubbed his head.The first person he saw was Pippin.He advanced on him menacingly.Pippin thought quickly.
"Gandalf,the elves are fighting in the living room!" yelled Pippin.
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Endnotes: *shamesless plug* Read 'The elves chatroom' by Hitari.I play some of the characters!Thanks for reading!Now review!
Chapter 10
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.I don't own BSB's version of 'I want it that way',or Weird Al Yankovic's so don't sue me.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.I don't have anything against gay people or anything,I just heard this song and it made me laugh so hard.So no offense to anyone or anything like that.This ties in with the story of Lindir.I changed some words,but some remain the same.
-_-_-_-_-
Meanwhile,in the living room,(where Bilbo was still dancing on the TV) the elves and dwarves were having a battle of sorts.Someone had brought a real Karaoke machine(poor Sam,Frodo,and Merry!If only they knew) and they were arguing over it.I changed some words,but some remain the same.
"It's my turn!" said Haldir impatiently.
"It's MY turn!" said Gloin,elbowing Haldir.
"Wrong!" said Lindir,glaring at three dwarves behind him.
In the commotion,one sly dwarf slipped over to the karaoke machine.He pushed a button and handed the microphone to a drunken Haldir.Suddenly all-too-familiar music came on,and Haldir began to sing.
"We are on fire
We have desires
But 1 is that way
1 elf is gay!"
Haldir bellowed that into a microphone.The elves stood there shocked.The dwarves laughed loudly.But no one stopped him.He started again.
"But we don't want to be mean
Since now he's a queen (like Galadriel)
Don't ask please
Which elf is gay!" cried Haldir,doing a little dance.
Pippin laughed loudly in the next room.Legolas looked faintly amused.Gloin the dwarf got punched by Lindir.Galadriel looked murderous,as she had just paid this same elf (who insulted her) to dance.
"Tell me who
Ain't sayin that it's Celeborn
Tell me who
Ain't sayin that it's Leggo
Tell me who
I never wanna hear you say
Which elf is gay!"
Celeborn looked stricken.Galadriel stared at him,a whole new reason to be shocked.Leggo growled threateningly,his amusement gone.Pippin laughed louder than ever,seeing everyone's faces.
"Now I can see him
He's in women's clothes
But he don't need an ID
He likes his long hair
He's playin croquet
His dog's name is precious"
"I do not have a dog named Precious!" yelled Celeborn.
"Was that YOU on the phone sex hotline,Celeborn?" asked Elrond,looking at him hard.
"He is on fire
His back perspires
Won't say won't say won't say ok
Elrond's always sayin
Ain't nothing but a buttache
Ain't nothin but a fruitcake
I never wanna hear you say
Which 1 of us is gay"
Elrond froze.Fruitcake?
"Tell me who
Ain't sayin that it's Lindir
Tell me who
Ain't sayin if you're Elrond (he's the sex king ;)
Tell me who
He's picking up a soufflé
Which elf is gay
Ok it's Lindir!" finished Haldir.
The dwarves cheered.Lindir moved forward,looking very dangerous.Haldir shrieked like a girl and leapt away.Elrond gave Celeborn a sideways glance.He was convinced he had been the man on the phone!
Gandalf finally came to.He got up and rubbed his head.The first person he saw was Pippin.He advanced on him menacingly.Pippin thought quickly.
"Gandalf,the elves are fighting in the living room!" yelled Pippin.
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Endnotes: *shamesless plug* Read 'The elves chatroom' by Hitari.I play some of the characters!Thanks for reading!Now review!