Fellowship House
Chapter 11(I'm on a roll?)
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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Gandalf turned away from Pippin and saw poor unfortunate Haldir being chased by the extremely angry Lindir.As he turned away from Legolas and Pippin,Sam(who had just come downstairs) spotted a strip of paper of his back.
" 'I lost my fro in Moria.' ?!" said Sam,reading the paper on Gandalf's back."Pippin,did you do that when he was passed out?"
"Heheheheeh...fro..hehehe" said Pippin,giggling rather girlishly.
"Fro?" asked Legolas.
"Who's calling me?" asked Frodo,also coming downstairs.
"Not Frodo,FRO!" replied Legolas.
Sam pointed at Gandalf running wildly around the living room.
"What fro?" asked Frodo,turning to look.Sam also spotted the paper on his back.
" 'You can clip my hedges anytime,Sam' ?" read Legolas,off the paper on Frodo's back.
"What?!" asked Sam.
"How did you do that?" asked Legolas,staring at Pippin,then spinning around in vain to see if he also sported a paper sign.
Pippin continued laughing.Legolas did in fact have a sign on his back.
'Celeborn owns my body' the sign read.
Frodo spotted it first.In the midst of his laughter,Elrond came in.
"You have a paper on your back.." he said,ripping it off.He read it then dropped it.It floated lazily through the air.
"What a PERVERT!I'm renouncing my title." said Elrond.He walked into the living room and brought Celeborn out.
"Long live the NEW sex king!" said Elrond.
"Stop insulting me!Everyone knows you visit the salon and have your forehead waxed!" said Celeborn,angry at being named the new sex king by an elf who looked like a steam roller had attacked his forehead.
Apparently not everyone knew this.Several elves gasped and Galadriel fainted dead away.Boromir entered from the other room.
"Legolas,I got you a hat to cover up your large bald head." he said,brandishing a purple dufflebag.
"That's not a hat." said Sam.
"I know.But it's the only thing that fit his head.By the way,do you put Vaseline on it?It's SHINY!" said Boromir.
In response to this a very embarassed Legolas crammed the bag onto his head and zipped it up halfway.
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Endnotes: Sorry,I was just sitting here thinking 'I lost my fro in Moria' and this is what happened.No flames please!
Chapter 11(I'm on a roll?)
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
-_-_-_-_-
Gandalf turned away from Pippin and saw poor unfortunate Haldir being chased by the extremely angry Lindir.As he turned away from Legolas and Pippin,Sam(who had just come downstairs) spotted a strip of paper of his back.
" 'I lost my fro in Moria.' ?!" said Sam,reading the paper on Gandalf's back."Pippin,did you do that when he was passed out?"
"Heheheheeh...fro..hehehe" said Pippin,giggling rather girlishly.
"Fro?" asked Legolas.
"Who's calling me?" asked Frodo,also coming downstairs.
"Not Frodo,FRO!" replied Legolas.
Sam pointed at Gandalf running wildly around the living room.
"What fro?" asked Frodo,turning to look.Sam also spotted the paper on his back.
" 'You can clip my hedges anytime,Sam' ?" read Legolas,off the paper on Frodo's back.
"What?!" asked Sam.
"How did you do that?" asked Legolas,staring at Pippin,then spinning around in vain to see if he also sported a paper sign.
Pippin continued laughing.Legolas did in fact have a sign on his back.
'Celeborn owns my body' the sign read.
Frodo spotted it first.In the midst of his laughter,Elrond came in.
"You have a paper on your back.." he said,ripping it off.He read it then dropped it.It floated lazily through the air.
"What a PERVERT!I'm renouncing my title." said Elrond.He walked into the living room and brought Celeborn out.
"Long live the NEW sex king!" said Elrond.
"Stop insulting me!Everyone knows you visit the salon and have your forehead waxed!" said Celeborn,angry at being named the new sex king by an elf who looked like a steam roller had attacked his forehead.
Apparently not everyone knew this.Several elves gasped and Galadriel fainted dead away.Boromir entered from the other room.
"Legolas,I got you a hat to cover up your large bald head." he said,brandishing a purple dufflebag.
"That's not a hat." said Sam.
"I know.But it's the only thing that fit his head.By the way,do you put Vaseline on it?It's SHINY!" said Boromir.
In response to this a very embarassed Legolas crammed the bag onto his head and zipped it up halfway.
~_~_~_~
Endnotes: Sorry,I was just sitting here thinking 'I lost my fro in Moria' and this is what happened.No flames please!