Fellowship House
Chapter 12
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.I do not own Sisqo or Thong song.No infringement intended.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
-_-_-_-_-
When we last left our heroes they were in the midst of a rowdy party.This was soon to come to an end.Gandalf raised his staff and lightning shot from it.Silence fell in the house.Pippin gasped and tried to hide.
"I want everyone out of here!" he boomed.
Every elf,dwarf,hobbit,and human ran for the exits,including Pippin and Legolas.
'Freeze,Fool of a Took!" bellowed Gandalf.
Pippin obeyed,as did Leggo.
The rest of the people nearly killed themselves in their eagerness to escape.Gandalf turned to the remaining hobbits and Legolas.
"I saw you on the news." he said,in a deadly quiet voice.Pippin gulped.
Bilbo came trotting in from the next room. "Hello lads!What's going on?"
Gandalf gave him a murderous look.Bilbo didn't notice.
"Are you gonna punish us,Gandalf?" asked Pippin in a small voice.
~_~_~_~ Two Weeks Later~_~_~_~
"Dude,wizards sure can hold a grudge!" said Elrond,brandishing a toilet brush.
"I can't believe he made you stay here indefinitely as a slave." remarked Merry.
"Well,he kind of gave the elves a bad name with the whole 'sex king Elrond' thing." said Frodo,rolling his eyes.
Frodo,Sam,Merry,and Pippin were cleaning the upstairs bathroom.It had not been a pleasant afternoon,as Boromir had been sick in there.Gandalf came in.He looked quite amused with the scene.
"Nearly done?" he asked,looking around.
"Gandalf,that was cruel!" said Pippin.
"Pippin,you nearly destroyed the house and got on the news!" exclaimed Gandalf.
"Stupid Wizard..." muttered Pippin.
~_~_~_~
Later that night,Pippin was up in his room.He felt restless.
"Must do something.......something...juvenile..." said Pippin,drumming his fingers on his desk.Suddenly,his eyes strayed to the stack of mail that Sam had brought to him.He looked through it.A bright blue flyer caught his eye.
'Dating Service' it read.Suddenly an evil grin lit up his face.
He bolted down the hall and knocked on Elrond's bedroom door.
"What?" asked Elrond.
"I have an idea." said Pippin,going into the room.
~_~_~ 3 days later~_~_~
The phone rang.A great thundering upstairs was heard and Elrond came charging down the stairs.At the same time,Pippin came running in from the kitchen.
"Hello,Middle-Earth Dating Service!" chirped Pippin.
"Um..hello." said a male voice uncertainly.
"Yes,how may I help you,sir?" asked Pippin.
"I...um..er...I need a date." said the voice.
"Right.I need some information from you!" said Pippin. "Age?"
"Er...1023.."
"Ah!An elf! Physical appearance?" said Pippin,writing it down.
"Long hair,tall,thin." said the voice.
"Kind of general...but that's okay." said Pippin. "Are you seeking a male or a female?"
"Female."
"Okay.I'll return your call tomorrow!Phone number?"
"1-800-343-2243."
"thank you!"
~_~_~_~The next day~_~_~_~
Again the phone rang.This time Elrond answered.
"Hello,Middle-Earth Dating Service." said he.
"Oh..wow!Is this sex king Elrond?" a female voice squealed.
"As a matter of fact,I am him." purred Elrond. (*grin*)
Elrond took down her information and gave her the man's phone number.The two set up a date for the next day at 8:00.Pippin came home later and found out.
"Elrond,we should go and see who they are!They could be people we know!" said Pippin.
"I'm down with that!" said Elrond.
~_~_~_~
Endnotes: Who are the lucky couple?Find out next time.heehehe.Review please,no flames!
Chapter 12
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.I do not own Sisqo or Thong song.No infringement intended.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
-_-_-_-_-
When we last left our heroes they were in the midst of a rowdy party.This was soon to come to an end.Gandalf raised his staff and lightning shot from it.Silence fell in the house.Pippin gasped and tried to hide.
"I want everyone out of here!" he boomed.
Every elf,dwarf,hobbit,and human ran for the exits,including Pippin and Legolas.
'Freeze,Fool of a Took!" bellowed Gandalf.
Pippin obeyed,as did Leggo.
The rest of the people nearly killed themselves in their eagerness to escape.Gandalf turned to the remaining hobbits and Legolas.
"I saw you on the news." he said,in a deadly quiet voice.Pippin gulped.
Bilbo came trotting in from the next room. "Hello lads!What's going on?"
Gandalf gave him a murderous look.Bilbo didn't notice.
"Are you gonna punish us,Gandalf?" asked Pippin in a small voice.
~_~_~_~ Two Weeks Later~_~_~_~
"Dude,wizards sure can hold a grudge!" said Elrond,brandishing a toilet brush.
"I can't believe he made you stay here indefinitely as a slave." remarked Merry.
"Well,he kind of gave the elves a bad name with the whole 'sex king Elrond' thing." said Frodo,rolling his eyes.
Frodo,Sam,Merry,and Pippin were cleaning the upstairs bathroom.It had not been a pleasant afternoon,as Boromir had been sick in there.Gandalf came in.He looked quite amused with the scene.
"Nearly done?" he asked,looking around.
"Gandalf,that was cruel!" said Pippin.
"Pippin,you nearly destroyed the house and got on the news!" exclaimed Gandalf.
"Stupid Wizard..." muttered Pippin.
~_~_~_~
Later that night,Pippin was up in his room.He felt restless.
"Must do something.......something...juvenile..." said Pippin,drumming his fingers on his desk.Suddenly,his eyes strayed to the stack of mail that Sam had brought to him.He looked through it.A bright blue flyer caught his eye.
'Dating Service' it read.Suddenly an evil grin lit up his face.
He bolted down the hall and knocked on Elrond's bedroom door.
"What?" asked Elrond.
"I have an idea." said Pippin,going into the room.
~_~_~ 3 days later~_~_~
The phone rang.A great thundering upstairs was heard and Elrond came charging down the stairs.At the same time,Pippin came running in from the kitchen.
"Hello,Middle-Earth Dating Service!" chirped Pippin.
"Um..hello." said a male voice uncertainly.
"Yes,how may I help you,sir?" asked Pippin.
"I...um..er...I need a date." said the voice.
"Right.I need some information from you!" said Pippin. "Age?"
"Er...1023.."
"Ah!An elf! Physical appearance?" said Pippin,writing it down.
"Long hair,tall,thin." said the voice.
"Kind of general...but that's okay." said Pippin. "Are you seeking a male or a female?"
"Female."
"Okay.I'll return your call tomorrow!Phone number?"
"1-800-343-2243."
"thank you!"
~_~_~_~The next day~_~_~_~
Again the phone rang.This time Elrond answered.
"Hello,Middle-Earth Dating Service." said he.
"Oh..wow!Is this sex king Elrond?" a female voice squealed.
"As a matter of fact,I am him." purred Elrond. (*grin*)
Elrond took down her information and gave her the man's phone number.The two set up a date for the next day at 8:00.Pippin came home later and found out.
"Elrond,we should go and see who they are!They could be people we know!" said Pippin.
"I'm down with that!" said Elrond.
~_~_~_~
Endnotes: Who are the lucky couple?Find out next time.heehehe.Review please,no flames!