Fellowship House
Chapter 12
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
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Pippin knocked on Elrond's door.A muffled sound came from within.Pippin pushed the door open.
"Hey!" muttered Elrond,as best he could,as his mouth was quite full.
"Elrond!We have to leave in ten minutes!What are you doing in here wolfing down donuts?" said Pippin,waving the (empty) donut box.
Elrond hung his head. "I was feeling bad.I needed comfort food."
"What happened this time?" asked Pippin,exasperated.
"Gandalf took my tiara." mumbled Elrond.
"What have I told you about calling it a tiara?" sighed Pippin.
" A tiara is not masculine." recited Elrond.
"That's right.Besides,your head looks much smaller without it."
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"Are you sure this is the place?" whispered Pippin.
"Yep." said Elrond,checking the paper he held.
Suddenly,a tall man appeared.A man that was quite familiar to Pippin.
"Saruman!" screeched Pippin.
Saruman quickly turned around to see who had called him.Elrond grabbed Pippin and dove behind a garbage can.
"He lied about his age!" exclaimed Pippin.
Elrond did not reply to this.He had seen something that made his jaw drop with horror.
Celeborn (or an elf who looked remarkably like Celeborn,only in drag) pranced up the street.
"Are my eyes decieving me?" asked Pippin,rubbing his eyes furiously.
"I don't think so."
"Hey,wait,he's your father-in-law!You should know this!Does he have any sisters?"
"No."
The two turned their attention back to the couple.
"Hello,handsome." said Celeborn,fluttering his eyelashes.
"Helllo." said Saruman,looking very interested indeed.
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Endnotes: sorry it's so short and stupid!More later!Hope you liked!
Chapter 12
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D.
----
Pippin knocked on Elrond's door.A muffled sound came from within.Pippin pushed the door open.
"Hey!" muttered Elrond,as best he could,as his mouth was quite full.
"Elrond!We have to leave in ten minutes!What are you doing in here wolfing down donuts?" said Pippin,waving the (empty) donut box.
Elrond hung his head. "I was feeling bad.I needed comfort food."
"What happened this time?" asked Pippin,exasperated.
"Gandalf took my tiara." mumbled Elrond.
"What have I told you about calling it a tiara?" sighed Pippin.
" A tiara is not masculine." recited Elrond.
"That's right.Besides,your head looks much smaller without it."
----
"Are you sure this is the place?" whispered Pippin.
"Yep." said Elrond,checking the paper he held.
Suddenly,a tall man appeared.A man that was quite familiar to Pippin.
"Saruman!" screeched Pippin.
Saruman quickly turned around to see who had called him.Elrond grabbed Pippin and dove behind a garbage can.
"He lied about his age!" exclaimed Pippin.
Elrond did not reply to this.He had seen something that made his jaw drop with horror.
Celeborn (or an elf who looked remarkably like Celeborn,only in drag) pranced up the street.
"Are my eyes decieving me?" asked Pippin,rubbing his eyes furiously.
"I don't think so."
"Hey,wait,he's your father-in-law!You should know this!Does he have any sisters?"
"No."
The two turned their attention back to the couple.
"Hello,handsome." said Celeborn,fluttering his eyelashes.
"Helllo." said Saruman,looking very interested indeed.
----
Endnotes: sorry it's so short and stupid!More later!Hope you liked!