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Fellowship House
Chapter 14(Continuity is a Nightmare)
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.Oh..if anyone wants to do me a favor..go here and read the journals of Haldir and Legolas
ujournal.org/~haldir
ujournal.org/~legolasg
I apologize in advance for the slash scene.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D
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Pippin and Elrond stared at the two men in absolute horror.Elrond doubled over and grabbed his stomach,as if in much pain.
"Elrond!What's wrong?" asked Pippin,bending over him.
"Dude,I haven't felt this sick since I ate all of your Cheese Nips." replied Elrond.
'Yeah,me too--Wait,you ate my Cheese Nips?" asked Pippin,freezing.
"Uh.." Elrond tried to think quickly,but of course we all know that this is futile.
"I love your hands." said Celeborn,stroking Saruman's nicely manicured fingernails.
"You bastard!" Pippin tackled Elrond,knocking over several garbage cans.
"Thank yo--Did you hear that?" said Saruman,looking around.
"Galadriel." muttered Celeborn,looking frightened.
"What did you say?" Saruman glared at Celeborn suspiciously.
"Nice ass?" tried Celeborn.
"You said..GALADRIEL!" said Saruman,looking horrified.
"Yes.I did." confessed Celeborn.
"No!I mean..Galadriel." Saruman gestured to the figure standing about 20 feet behind Celeborn.
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Legolas settled comfortably on the couch,his eyes half-closed.Finally.He could get some rest.The annoying hobbits were out of the house,not to mention Elrond.
Legolas suddenly heard footsteps.He opened his eyes all the way and discovered Aragorn,trying to tiptoe into the livingroom.Well,if it could be called tiptoeing.He was wearing steel toed boots.Legolas smiled to himself.Stupid Ranger.
"Hi Legolas." said Aragorn,staring at Legolas.
"Um..Hi.Anything I can help you with?" asked Legolas,uneasily.
Oh yeah,thought Aragorn.
"Aragorn,are you okay?" asked Legolas,bringing him back to middle-earth."You're drooling."
"Sorry." said Aragorn,dragging a hand across his face. "I couldn't help noticing that you..uh..look really hot in those leggings."
"Wha?" said Legolas,taken aback.
Aragorn sat at the other end of the couch.He began to rub Legolas's feet."Really,Really hot."
Legolas giggled like a school girl."Stop it!"
Aragorn pounced on him,tickling him unmercifully.Soon Legolas was barely able to breathe for laughing so hard.Aragorn paused and kissed him.Things were just starting to get good when the phone rang.
Aragorn,startled,leaned back and fell off of the couch.Legolas fell on top of him.
"OWWW!UGH!" moaned Aragorn,clutching his manhood.
"Sorry."replied Legolas,trying not to kneel on it any more.He answered the phone.
"Hello,this is the police department.We have two of your roommates down here.Apparently the hobbit tried to kill the elf with a magic 8 ball he found in a garbage can after the other confessed to eating his cheese nips.Then the two were caught in the crossfire of a fight between a wizard,a drag queen,and an elf with a bad dye job."
Fellowship House
Chapter 14(Continuity is a Nightmare)
by Resisting Arrest
summary-the Fellowship decides to buy a (really big) house and live together,but they discover it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
a/n: no flames please,r/r.Oh..if anyone wants to do me a favor..go here and read the journals of Haldir and Legolas
ujournal.org/~haldir
ujournal.org/~legolasg
I apologize in advance for the slash scene.
disclaimer: I don't own the characters,or anything else that you recognise as J.R.R. Tolkien's.Don't sue me cause I'm making no money off this.
credits:thanks to God.Thanks to all the great reviewers :D
------
Pippin and Elrond stared at the two men in absolute horror.Elrond doubled over and grabbed his stomach,as if in much pain.
"Elrond!What's wrong?" asked Pippin,bending over him.
"Dude,I haven't felt this sick since I ate all of your Cheese Nips." replied Elrond.
'Yeah,me too--Wait,you ate my Cheese Nips?" asked Pippin,freezing.
"Uh.." Elrond tried to think quickly,but of course we all know that this is futile.
"I love your hands." said Celeborn,stroking Saruman's nicely manicured fingernails.
"You bastard!" Pippin tackled Elrond,knocking over several garbage cans.
"Thank yo--Did you hear that?" said Saruman,looking around.
"Galadriel." muttered Celeborn,looking frightened.
"What did you say?" Saruman glared at Celeborn suspiciously.
"Nice ass?" tried Celeborn.
"You said..GALADRIEL!" said Saruman,looking horrified.
"Yes.I did." confessed Celeborn.
"No!I mean..Galadriel." Saruman gestured to the figure standing about 20 feet behind Celeborn.
~_~_~_~
Legolas settled comfortably on the couch,his eyes half-closed.Finally.He could get some rest.The annoying hobbits were out of the house,not to mention Elrond.
Legolas suddenly heard footsteps.He opened his eyes all the way and discovered Aragorn,trying to tiptoe into the livingroom.Well,if it could be called tiptoeing.He was wearing steel toed boots.Legolas smiled to himself.Stupid Ranger.
"Hi Legolas." said Aragorn,staring at Legolas.
"Um..Hi.Anything I can help you with?" asked Legolas,uneasily.
Oh yeah,thought Aragorn.
"Aragorn,are you okay?" asked Legolas,bringing him back to middle-earth."You're drooling."
"Sorry." said Aragorn,dragging a hand across his face. "I couldn't help noticing that you..uh..look really hot in those leggings."
"Wha?" said Legolas,taken aback.
Aragorn sat at the other end of the couch.He began to rub Legolas's feet."Really,Really hot."
Legolas giggled like a school girl."Stop it!"
Aragorn pounced on him,tickling him unmercifully.Soon Legolas was barely able to breathe for laughing so hard.Aragorn paused and kissed him.Things were just starting to get good when the phone rang.
Aragorn,startled,leaned back and fell off of the couch.Legolas fell on top of him.
"OWWW!UGH!" moaned Aragorn,clutching his manhood.
"Sorry."replied Legolas,trying not to kneel on it any more.He answered the phone.
"Hello,this is the police department.We have two of your roommates down here.Apparently the hobbit tried to kill the elf with a magic 8 ball he found in a garbage can after the other confessed to eating his cheese nips.Then the two were caught in the crossfire of a fight between a wizard,a drag queen,and an elf with a bad dye job."