Fellowship House
By Resisting Arrest
A/N:It's been a while.Review please,no flames!
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR,movie or book form,or any characters.It is the property of J.R.R. Tolkien and New Line ;).I'm not making any money off of this.
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A week had passed since Pippin,Elrond,and the others were released from jail.Pippin and Elrond punished again.Poor Pippin was instructed to rub Boromir's and Gandalf's feet.The rest of the Fellowship had the option,but they said that the idea of Pippin rubbing their feet was just too creepy.
Elrond was given a severe punishment as well.As Gandalf sat at the kitchen table deciding his fate,Aragorn realized something.
"Hey!You don't even live here! Get the hell out of my house!" Aragorn bellowed.
"Pfft," said Elrond "make him a king and give him a little power,and he thinks he can boss everyone around.I raised you!"
"Aw,get over yourself,you fossil." retorted Aragorn.
"Ahem.Fossil?" Gandalf raised his eyebrows at him.
"Just get out,Elrond." Aragorn rubbed his temples,trying to relieve his headache.
Elrond stalked out mumbling. "I'll show 'em!"
After Elrond left,Aragorn grabbed his cloak. "Gandalf,I gotta get out of this house before I go crazy."
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"Merry,this is genius!" giggled Pippin.
Frodo pulled a lengthy strip of duck tape off the roll. "So, what do we do after we tape Sam to the bed?"
"Well,we go out into the hall and yell 'FIRE! FIRE!' and run around." Merry whispered,trying not to wake their sleeping victim.
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Elrond paused.Did he really want to do this? I mean,just because Aragorn treated him like a child did he really want to embarrassed him like this? Elrond snorted.Of course he did.
Elrond was spraypainting.He was spraypainting something lewd on the front of Fellowship house,to be more specific.To be even more specific,he was spraypainting "Legolas + Aragorn= hot monkey sex" on the front of Fellowship House.
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Sam woke up abruptly at the shout of "FIRE! FIRE! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" Panicking,he made to jump out of bed,but he was unable to move.Sam was beyond panic now.
"Help! Help! Mr. Frodo! Pippin! Merry!! Help!" shrieked Sam.
Frodo,Merry,and Pippin stood out in hall giggling uncontrollably. Merry threw in another "FIRE! FIRE!" for good measure.Poor Sam was now sobbing for his Gaffer.
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Elrond opened the door to Fellowship House. "Geeze,they never even lock their doors.I can hardly be blamed for spraypainting the house then eating all the food in the fridge."
After rummaging briefly in a cabinet,he heard laughing and footsteps coming down the stairs.He looked up and saw the three hobbits.
"What's up,dudes?" asked Elrond,now munching on some lembas he found in the cabinet.
"Oh,nothing." said Pippin innocently grinning.
Suddenly,there was a loud noise in the front hall,like a rhino had just torn the front door off of its hinges. It was Aragorn.
"Who," Aragorn trembled with rage,"wrote that on the house?"
Legolas walked in after Aragorn,apparrently unperturbed by the message on the house. "Hello everyone.." he spotted Elrond. "Are you eating my lembas?!"
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Endnotes: oh so lame! no flames and thanks for reading!
By Resisting Arrest
A/N:It's been a while.Review please,no flames!
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR,movie or book form,or any characters.It is the property of J.R.R. Tolkien and New Line ;).I'm not making any money off of this.
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A week had passed since Pippin,Elrond,and the others were released from jail.Pippin and Elrond punished again.Poor Pippin was instructed to rub Boromir's and Gandalf's feet.The rest of the Fellowship had the option,but they said that the idea of Pippin rubbing their feet was just too creepy.
Elrond was given a severe punishment as well.As Gandalf sat at the kitchen table deciding his fate,Aragorn realized something.
"Hey!You don't even live here! Get the hell out of my house!" Aragorn bellowed.
"Pfft," said Elrond "make him a king and give him a little power,and he thinks he can boss everyone around.I raised you!"
"Aw,get over yourself,you fossil." retorted Aragorn.
"Ahem.Fossil?" Gandalf raised his eyebrows at him.
"Just get out,Elrond." Aragorn rubbed his temples,trying to relieve his headache.
Elrond stalked out mumbling. "I'll show 'em!"
After Elrond left,Aragorn grabbed his cloak. "Gandalf,I gotta get out of this house before I go crazy."
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"Merry,this is genius!" giggled Pippin.
Frodo pulled a lengthy strip of duck tape off the roll. "So, what do we do after we tape Sam to the bed?"
"Well,we go out into the hall and yell 'FIRE! FIRE!' and run around." Merry whispered,trying not to wake their sleeping victim.
----
Elrond paused.Did he really want to do this? I mean,just because Aragorn treated him like a child did he really want to embarrassed him like this? Elrond snorted.Of course he did.
Elrond was spraypainting.He was spraypainting something lewd on the front of Fellowship house,to be more specific.To be even more specific,he was spraypainting "Legolas + Aragorn= hot monkey sex" on the front of Fellowship House.
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Sam woke up abruptly at the shout of "FIRE! FIRE! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" Panicking,he made to jump out of bed,but he was unable to move.Sam was beyond panic now.
"Help! Help! Mr. Frodo! Pippin! Merry!! Help!" shrieked Sam.
Frodo,Merry,and Pippin stood out in hall giggling uncontrollably. Merry threw in another "FIRE! FIRE!" for good measure.Poor Sam was now sobbing for his Gaffer.
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Elrond opened the door to Fellowship House. "Geeze,they never even lock their doors.I can hardly be blamed for spraypainting the house then eating all the food in the fridge."
After rummaging briefly in a cabinet,he heard laughing and footsteps coming down the stairs.He looked up and saw the three hobbits.
"What's up,dudes?" asked Elrond,now munching on some lembas he found in the cabinet.
"Oh,nothing." said Pippin innocently grinning.
Suddenly,there was a loud noise in the front hall,like a rhino had just torn the front door off of its hinges. It was Aragorn.
"Who," Aragorn trembled with rage,"wrote that on the house?"
Legolas walked in after Aragorn,apparrently unperturbed by the message on the house. "Hello everyone.." he spotted Elrond. "Are you eating my lembas?!"
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Endnotes: oh so lame! no flames and thanks for reading!