Yo recibo Gir! Es mignon! How to make a long chapter, very
big challenge for me! I know, I'll just put the rest of the
story in one chapter!
Disclaimer: Invader Zim isn't mine. C'est Jhonen's, Nickelodeon's, et Viacom's. I also don't own that toe piggy thing.
Dib is in a tube floating in a clear substance.
"Now, to do horrible experiments on you now that you fell into my trap!" Zim says.
"I fell into a garbage can, you didn't set any trap!"
"Silence!"
Dib continues, "Anyway, I don't even think you know what you're going to do, you've been saying the same sentence for the last three hours!"
Zim responds, "Oh, I have haven't I? But I know exactly what I'm going to do with you!"
Just then, Gir runs into the room bawling.
Sighing, Zim asks, "What's wrong, Gir?"
Holding up a very mangled taquito, Gir says, "It dieded!"
Zim gets an idea and says, "Don't worry, Gir, I will make you a new taquito!"
Dib, thinking he knows what Zim is thinking, says, "NO! Don't cut me up into little bitty pieces and wrap me in a corn tortilla!"
Zim stares, "That's disgusting! No, what I will do is much worse! I will introduce taquito DNA into your system transforming you into the food that Gir likes so very much!"
Confused, Dib replies, "Wait a minute, taquitos don't have DNA! I mean, I guess the meat in them does, and so does the corn, but, you can't."
"Silence! Now, let the horrid experiments begin! I know what you're wondering. You're wondering why it's taking so long for your rescue-thing to come, well I knew about the transmission, so I increased the security setting on the base so that no one could break in!"
"Why didn't you just do that before I broke in?"
Entering the base, Syb is holding a large amount of raw meat and being followed by various animals. Lasers are shooting at her, but she continues skipping along oblivious. Occasionally one of the animals will get hit, but Syb remains untouched.
"Oh, all these animals follow me wherever I go! I must be magicackle! Maybe it's the meat I'm holding. Nah! Couldn't be!" After saying this, Syb throws the meat and all the animals run after it.
In Zim's lab, Zim is extracting taquito DNA from the dead taquito, when Syb skips in.
"Aren't he the cutest thing you ever did see?" Says Syb, "Oh, I'm sorry cute little alien thing, but I have to take Dib back or I get fired."
Everyone just stares at her, even Gir, who is swinging on a trapeze. Syb opens the tube Dib is in, letting him out.
Seeing Dib's camera, she says, "Aww, you shouldn't have taken that with you, now I have to destroy it just in case the authorities get it and hurt the cute little alieny walieny!"
Syb takes the camera and smashes it violently on Zim's machines, cackling and causing sparks to fly. After completely destroying the camera, she hugs Zim, causing him to scream, then scoops up Dib and takes him home.
Dib screams, "But I could've proven he was an alien to the world!" All the way home.
The end. Hmmm..still not a long chapter.oh well I tried!
Disclaimer: Invader Zim isn't mine. C'est Jhonen's, Nickelodeon's, et Viacom's. I also don't own that toe piggy thing.
Dib is in a tube floating in a clear substance.
"Now, to do horrible experiments on you now that you fell into my trap!" Zim says.
"I fell into a garbage can, you didn't set any trap!"
"Silence!"
Dib continues, "Anyway, I don't even think you know what you're going to do, you've been saying the same sentence for the last three hours!"
Zim responds, "Oh, I have haven't I? But I know exactly what I'm going to do with you!"
Just then, Gir runs into the room bawling.
Sighing, Zim asks, "What's wrong, Gir?"
Holding up a very mangled taquito, Gir says, "It dieded!"
Zim gets an idea and says, "Don't worry, Gir, I will make you a new taquito!"
Dib, thinking he knows what Zim is thinking, says, "NO! Don't cut me up into little bitty pieces and wrap me in a corn tortilla!"
Zim stares, "That's disgusting! No, what I will do is much worse! I will introduce taquito DNA into your system transforming you into the food that Gir likes so very much!"
Confused, Dib replies, "Wait a minute, taquitos don't have DNA! I mean, I guess the meat in them does, and so does the corn, but, you can't."
"Silence! Now, let the horrid experiments begin! I know what you're wondering. You're wondering why it's taking so long for your rescue-thing to come, well I knew about the transmission, so I increased the security setting on the base so that no one could break in!"
"Why didn't you just do that before I broke in?"
Entering the base, Syb is holding a large amount of raw meat and being followed by various animals. Lasers are shooting at her, but she continues skipping along oblivious. Occasionally one of the animals will get hit, but Syb remains untouched.
"Oh, all these animals follow me wherever I go! I must be magicackle! Maybe it's the meat I'm holding. Nah! Couldn't be!" After saying this, Syb throws the meat and all the animals run after it.
In Zim's lab, Zim is extracting taquito DNA from the dead taquito, when Syb skips in.
"Aren't he the cutest thing you ever did see?" Says Syb, "Oh, I'm sorry cute little alien thing, but I have to take Dib back or I get fired."
Everyone just stares at her, even Gir, who is swinging on a trapeze. Syb opens the tube Dib is in, letting him out.
Seeing Dib's camera, she says, "Aww, you shouldn't have taken that with you, now I have to destroy it just in case the authorities get it and hurt the cute little alieny walieny!"
Syb takes the camera and smashes it violently on Zim's machines, cackling and causing sparks to fly. After completely destroying the camera, she hugs Zim, causing him to scream, then scoops up Dib and takes him home.
Dib screams, "But I could've proven he was an alien to the world!" All the way home.
The end. Hmmm..still not a long chapter.oh well I tried!