.Hack//NOPLOT Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own .Hack//SIGN,INFECTION,MUTATION,OUTBREAK, or QUARANTINE.
Me: UUhhhh.. I don't own .Hack either.
Rich Guys: We do!
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Kite: Let's go look for a plot.
BlackRose: We can go to the dome of chocolate!
Kite: Yummy chocolate.
*They go to a huge dome made out of chocolate. A guy with underwear and a bra (GBU) walks up to them.*
GBU: The insanity level in that dome is increasing. Don't go in there!
*Bear(Beer), Mimiru, and Tsukasa go in the dome.*
Tsukasa: Hey look! A weird fuzzy bunny.
Bunny: (Bites Tsukasa)
Tsukasa: Owie my finger! (Sucks on finger)
Mimiru: AAaaaaahhh! A cockroach!
Bear: (Draws sword) I'll get it!
Balmung:(Walks in) My little toe is in the stomach of a doe!
Mimiru: What the he..
Balmung: LLO OPERATOR, GIMME NUMBUH NINE!
Tsukasa: Mi casa, su casa!
Mimiru: Ola, senor Tsukasa!
Balmung: WHAT'S WITH THE SPANISH?!
Mimiru: (Says something in spanish)
Balmung: Pull up your pants?
Bear: She said, qoute, what's with the caps?, unqoute.
*RRRRRINNG! A phone rings*
Tsukasa: (Picks up phone) Ola.
Phone: It's me, 50r@, gimme your member address or die.
Tsukasa: What the...
*Meanwhile*
Kite: I'm bored.
Piros: He of fair eyes, I want to marry he who kills players.
BlackRose: That's gross.
Kite: I bet they're dead by now. Let's go in.
*Kite, BlackRose, and................................................................... Piros go in.
Sora: (Is about to kill the other people in the dome)
BlackRose: What the...
Kite: It's Subaru's dead body!
Sora: You're next! (pulls out a pair of fuzzy dice) Mufufufufufufufufufufu!
All but Sora: This looks like a job for...
Tsukasa: Super Tsukasa!
Sora: You look dumb!
Tsukasa: Die Sora!
Sora: (Uses anti-die) I can't die!
Tsukasa: This looks like a job for...
Mimiru: Super Mimiru! (Tries to kill Sora but can't)
Sora: (Hits a random button)
Dome: TOTAL MELTDOWN IN T-MINUS 3... 2... 1... 0 (Chocolate melts covering everyone)
Kite: Hey what's that brown thing?
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Me: What is it? Is it a..(RRRinng!) Sorry times up for now! Review please! And no flames, I'm burning up!
Disclaimer: I do not own .Hack//SIGN,INFECTION,MUTATION,OUTBREAK, or QUARANTINE.
Me: UUhhhh.. I don't own .Hack either.
Rich Guys: We do!
..............................................
Kite: Let's go look for a plot.
BlackRose: We can go to the dome of chocolate!
Kite: Yummy chocolate.
*They go to a huge dome made out of chocolate. A guy with underwear and a bra (GBU) walks up to them.*
GBU: The insanity level in that dome is increasing. Don't go in there!
*Bear(Beer), Mimiru, and Tsukasa go in the dome.*
Tsukasa: Hey look! A weird fuzzy bunny.
Bunny: (Bites Tsukasa)
Tsukasa: Owie my finger! (Sucks on finger)
Mimiru: AAaaaaahhh! A cockroach!
Bear: (Draws sword) I'll get it!
Balmung:(Walks in) My little toe is in the stomach of a doe!
Mimiru: What the he..
Balmung: LLO OPERATOR, GIMME NUMBUH NINE!
Tsukasa: Mi casa, su casa!
Mimiru: Ola, senor Tsukasa!
Balmung: WHAT'S WITH THE SPANISH?!
Mimiru: (Says something in spanish)
Balmung: Pull up your pants?
Bear: She said, qoute, what's with the caps?, unqoute.
*RRRRRINNG! A phone rings*
Tsukasa: (Picks up phone) Ola.
Phone: It's me, 50r@, gimme your member address or die.
Tsukasa: What the...
*Meanwhile*
Kite: I'm bored.
Piros: He of fair eyes, I want to marry he who kills players.
BlackRose: That's gross.
Kite: I bet they're dead by now. Let's go in.
*Kite, BlackRose, and................................................................... Piros go in.
Sora: (Is about to kill the other people in the dome)
BlackRose: What the...
Kite: It's Subaru's dead body!
Sora: You're next! (pulls out a pair of fuzzy dice) Mufufufufufufufufufufu!
All but Sora: This looks like a job for...
Tsukasa: Super Tsukasa!
Sora: You look dumb!
Tsukasa: Die Sora!
Sora: (Uses anti-die) I can't die!
Tsukasa: This looks like a job for...
Mimiru: Super Mimiru! (Tries to kill Sora but can't)
Sora: (Hits a random button)
Dome: TOTAL MELTDOWN IN T-MINUS 3... 2... 1... 0 (Chocolate melts covering everyone)
Kite: Hey what's that brown thing?
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Me: What is it? Is it a..(RRRinng!) Sorry times up for now! Review please! And no flames, I'm burning up!