.Hack//NOPLOT chapter 3
Disclaimer: I do not own .Hack//
Kite: Dot Hack what?
Disclaimer: Any of them!
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Kite: Hey look! I found a door on the floor!
Elk: (Reading sign) Hi! Do not knock or touch this door or you'll die! Bye!
Sora: (Uses anti-die and tries to open door) This f***ing door won't open!
BlackRose: Hey Piros, why don't you try knocking!
Piros: Why sure, she of bloody axe! (Knocks on door, and dies)
*The door opens*
Me: No soliciters! How did you knock?
Mimiru: Piros knocked and died!
Me: But when I opened it, it was unlocked.
Kite: I used data drain.
Me: tolp eloh dna DAEHOOP erutrot eht tsac fo kcaH.! (Flies off)
Sora: (Holds knife to random female players neck) Gimme yo membuh address!
RFP: (Tries to kill Sora, but can't because he used anti-die)
BlackRose: What's anti-die
Mia: Eet kepts u ormf ydieng.
Elk: Not again!
POOHEAD: Poopoopoopoopoopoo!
Mistral: Huh?
POOHEAD: MY NAME IS POOHEAD, AND I'M A PIECE OF SH...
BlackRose: (Kills POOHEAD)
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We inerrupt this fanfiction to make this announcement...
ME: THANK GOODNESS FOR CAPS LOCK!
And now back to our scheduled programing ................................................
Kite: Good riddance!
Elk: Smoke now. It's bad for your health.
Mimiru: What the he...
*Chh.. chh.. chh.. chhhhhhhh...*
Mia: Elk?
Elk: I am not Elk. I am your farter!
*Chhh.. chh.. ch. chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.*
Kite: what's up with that noise?
*BLING!*
Aura: I'll serve first!
Skeith: I ain't got all day!
Aura: (Hits tennis ball)
*Chh..chh..chhhhhhhhhhhhh..*
Kite: That noise means Aura's nearby!
Mistral: (singing) I saw your back, from outer space! I just walked in to find that sad look on your face! I saw your back!
$#$%$^: TTR%^RR^Y56
KIte: (Data Drains $#$%$^)
Piros: He of Aromatic grass, will you marry me?
Innis: (Referee) Score!
*Chhh...chhh....chhhhhhhhhhh. A plot hole opens and Kite, BlackRose, Mimiru, Mistral, Mia, Elk, Tsukasa, Balmung, Piros, Aura, Skeith, and Orca are sucked in*
Kite: Where are we?
Balmung: Aaaaahh! A freaky thing!
Freaky thing: Hi!
Kite: It looks like a tornado hit here!
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Where are they? If you haven't guessed yet, here's a hint: After Orca died, this is were Kite woke up in.
PLEASE REVIEW!
Flames are welcome. I need more ammunition for my flamethrowers!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own .Hack//
Kite: Dot Hack what?
Disclaimer: Any of them!
......................................................
Kite: Hey look! I found a door on the floor!
Elk: (Reading sign) Hi! Do not knock or touch this door or you'll die! Bye!
Sora: (Uses anti-die and tries to open door) This f***ing door won't open!
BlackRose: Hey Piros, why don't you try knocking!
Piros: Why sure, she of bloody axe! (Knocks on door, and dies)
*The door opens*
Me: No soliciters! How did you knock?
Mimiru: Piros knocked and died!
Me: But when I opened it, it was unlocked.
Kite: I used data drain.
Me: tolp eloh dna DAEHOOP erutrot eht tsac fo kcaH.! (Flies off)
Sora: (Holds knife to random female players neck) Gimme yo membuh address!
RFP: (Tries to kill Sora, but can't because he used anti-die)
BlackRose: What's anti-die
Mia: Eet kepts u ormf ydieng.
Elk: Not again!
POOHEAD: Poopoopoopoopoopoo!
Mistral: Huh?
POOHEAD: MY NAME IS POOHEAD, AND I'M A PIECE OF SH...
BlackRose: (Kills POOHEAD)
...............................................
We inerrupt this fanfiction to make this announcement...
ME: THANK GOODNESS FOR CAPS LOCK!
And now back to our scheduled programing ................................................
Kite: Good riddance!
Elk: Smoke now. It's bad for your health.
Mimiru: What the he...
*Chh.. chh.. chh.. chhhhhhhh...*
Mia: Elk?
Elk: I am not Elk. I am your farter!
*Chhh.. chh.. ch. chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.*
Kite: what's up with that noise?
*BLING!*
Aura: I'll serve first!
Skeith: I ain't got all day!
Aura: (Hits tennis ball)
*Chh..chh..chhhhhhhhhhhhh..*
Kite: That noise means Aura's nearby!
Mistral: (singing) I saw your back, from outer space! I just walked in to find that sad look on your face! I saw your back!
$#$%$^: TTR%^RR^Y56
KIte: (Data Drains $#$%$^)
Piros: He of Aromatic grass, will you marry me?
Innis: (Referee) Score!
*Chhh...chhh....chhhhhhhhhhh. A plot hole opens and Kite, BlackRose, Mimiru, Mistral, Mia, Elk, Tsukasa, Balmung, Piros, Aura, Skeith, and Orca are sucked in*
Kite: Where are we?
Balmung: Aaaaahh! A freaky thing!
Freaky thing: Hi!
Kite: It looks like a tornado hit here!
....................................
Where are they? If you haven't guessed yet, here's a hint: After Orca died, this is were Kite woke up in.
PLEASE REVIEW!
Flames are welcome. I need more ammunition for my flamethrowers!!!!!!