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AN- hi there everyone. I'm Luraia as you all probably know. AG and I have gotten a couple of reviews so she's forcing me to write this chappy. AG no Baka!! Me no likey you! but me likey Seto and Kai and Kurama and Miroku and Kenshin (even though he's not in this story) and Vash the Stampede (he's not in here either) and a whole bunch of others!! oh, and I also love plushies!! okay, on with the *ficy fic. (*thanks YAMI CHIP!!)

Crossover Chaos

ch.2
Part 1: Sounds like Duo and Heero Part2: Tetsusaiga vs. katana

~~~~~~~~~~~~Part #1~~~~~~~~~~~ Trowa was walking back from the local book store when he too witnessed a column of light coming from the western sky. What in the hell? he thought as he began his cautious jog to the site. He found Heero already there investigating.

"Heero," he stated to get his attention.

As Heero heard the voice he took out his gun (AN- from out of Nowhere Land) and pointed it at the intruder. Trowa held up his hands in a surrendering position and walked toward Heero slowly. Finally realizing who had called his name, Heero put the gun back in Nowhere Land (AN-sorry,.. I had to) and made his way to his silent comrad. Trowa gave him a questioning look and Heero just shook his head indicating that he knew nothing about what had just happened.

"Umm, Hello?" said a perky voice from in front of them.

Once again Heero had to take out the Nowhere Land gun and aim it at the voice. (AN- paranoia, anyone?) As the light finally faded, what they saw astonished them. A blue haired girl in a pink kimono stood directly in front of them. Trowa looked at Heero again but with a startled expression on his face. Heero was just shaking his head. This was all just a little too much for the Perfect Soldier. First a very bright blue light appears out of nowhere (AN- maybe Nowhere Land sent it. *looks at readers* O.O I don't think so and I'll try to shut up) and then this blue haired girl ends up right in front of them. It was just too much.

Kuwabara looked around him when his vision cleared and saw this guy pointing a gun at Botan's head. Needless to say, Kuwabara panicked. "Hey, what the hell are you doing?! Who are you people?!"

Trowa took his gaze off of the girl and glared at Kuwabara. The boy had a voice like sandpaper and it hurt his ears to hear him yell. His glare told him to shut up or die.

"We could ask you the same," Heero bit off. His gun shifted to the greater risk,... Kuwabara.

Kuwabara got into a fighting stance but was stopped by a green sleaved arm. "That's enough, Kuwabara," a strong voice said. He came out in front of Botan and held out his hand to Heero. "Hi. I'm Yusuke Uremeshi. This is, well,... my gang. Sort of," he said gesturing to the people behind him. "The short one's called Hiei. The tall, dumb one is Kuwabara. The blue haired girl is Botan. The guy in the skirt is Kurama. (AN- no I'm not making him gay or a cross dresser, he actually does wear some sort of skirt thing in the Dark Tounament that I love.) And last but not least, my girlfriend Keiko Yukimora."

"Hey!! Who are you calling dumb? Mr. Only got a 12 on his last Exam!" Kuwabara backfired.

"You only got a 7 on the test before the one that _I_ helped you pass, Mr. Dumbass!!"

Trowa looked at the two with wide eyes. This sounds like Duo and Heero, he thought, except both Heero and Duo are a lot more book smart than these two.

"He's right, you know. You certainly are one of the dumbest creatures I've ever met, Kuwabara, and, even though I may not be baby sitting the Detective anymore, I still feel as if I'm being forced to baby sit you," Hiei added his two cents.

There's the Wufei, Trowa added.

"Why you?! You wouldn't last a second in a fight without me, you dwarf?!"

"Kuwabara, Hiei, stop. You're drawing a crowd," Kurama's gentle voice rose above Kuwabara's annoying one.

"He's right little brother. You should start thinking before you act," Shizuru repremanded.

"Shizuru? What in the three worlds are you doing here?!"

"I followed you, you baka. Yukina wanted to say 'good-bye' but you were already out of the house by the time she got there, so we ran down the street to find you. When we did, you were already in the light but I guess we got caught in the light as well, because, here we are."

Heero realized that these people were no threat to him and put the magic Nowhere Land gun back in Nowhere Land and stepped up to Trowa. "Any damage in the area?"

"No, there doesn't appear to be any," Trowa relayed.

"Let's go then."

They started to walk away from the arguing group but before they got very far they heard a demanding voice call out to them. "Hey. Where do you think you two are going?" They turned back to see the blue haired girl, Botan, looking at them with hands akimbo. "We need to ask you a few questions. First, where and apparently when are we? Second, who are you? And last, will you help us? We're kind of lost here."

Heero answered quickly, "You're in Tokyo, Japan. The year is A.C. 197. My name is Heero Yuy and this is Trowa Barton, and to the last, no." With that they walked away.

Botan immediately ran back to the group, grabbed everyone by an arm, (AN- though I don't know how she did it) and proceded to follow the two former Gundam pilots.

~~~~~~~~~Part #2~~~~~~~~~ On the other side of town, (AN- the eastern side) Wufei was standing in a dojo watching a few of the kids spar. After the wars and his resignation from the Preventers, Wufei had become a martial arts teacher. His dojo, known as The Solitary Dragon, taught the form that his clan had taught him when he was a child. He felt as if he was helping to keep his clan alive by teaching his style.

Suddenly, a bright blue light came soaring through the ceiling of his dojo. The children ran for the walls as it set down on the padded floor of the room. Blinded for a moment, Wufei shielded his eyes from the light. He brought his arm away from his face as the light began to fade. He saw human-like shadows through his blurred vision. The light faded even more and he saw a group of six people and what appeared to be two small animal- like creatures. He realized that this could get very dangerous as he saw that two of them carried swords, one had a staff, and another had an enormous boomerang.

"Aoki," he called to the eldest of his students. "Get the others out of here and bring me my katana. Then you head home as well."

Aoki nodded his understanding, gathered up the rest of the students, and took them out of the room. His sword was the best choice now that he had rid himself of the guns and weapons of his past.

"Inuyasha, what just happened?" asked the man in purple monk's clothing.

"How in the world should I know? We were sucked up into some ray of light, Miroku," said the one in a red haori and hakama. He was one of the two with a sword tied into the ties on his hakama.

"Inuyasha, be nice or I'll say 'it'," said a girl about his age wearing a school uniform. Inuyasha's expression turned to one of mock fear rather than the annoyed look he had given Miroku earlier.

At that time, Aoki came back with Wufei's katana. "Master Chang, your katana."

"Thank you, Aoki. You should leave now," Wufei restated.

"You'll die fighting against five opponents at once, Master. Let me help you."

"No," he said forcefully. "I have faced more than this before. Now leave, Aoki." Finally, the student left. Now he could face this new threat without a distraction. The group had turned to face him when he had been speaking with Aoki. He didn't want to fight. He had given that up a year ago, but now these people had tresspassed on his dojo and he wouldn't stand still and let that happen. His honor to his clan wouldn't let him. Standing with his katana at his hip with his hand grasping the hilt he said, "Who are you people?"

"Us? Who are you?" Inuyasha demanded right back. He stood in front of the rest of the group and took a fighting stance.

"I asked first."

Kagome watched Inuyasha become angrier and angrier as this person agitated him. Putting her hand on his arm she said, "Inuyasha, be NICE! We are kind of intruding a bit."

Wufei watched as the white haired guy took a more relaxed position but didn't release the hold on his sword. "Fine, but I don't have to like it." Inuyasha looked away from the small girl with an indignant expression on his face. That was when Wufei noticed that he had dog ears. He couldn't surpress the small laugh that came from his mouth.

Inuyasha heard it of course and turned back to Wufei. "You just laughed at me, didn't you?!" he yelled. As his agitation grew, his fist clenshed on the hilt of the Tetsusaiga and began to draw it. He was stopped by Kagome's hand. He heard one word and that ended the confrontation for the moment.

"SIT!"

"Dammit, stupid wench," Inuyasha yelled after he face faulted into the padded floor.

"You say that again. I dare you!!"

Unfortunately, the floor is padded, thought Wufei as he watched the interaction between the dog man and the small girl. To Wufei it was quite amusing seeing the arrogent guy being put in his place by a meer girl. (AN- most people would call this chauvanism. lol.) "Inuyasha, right? That little confrontation between you and the onna was hilarious."

"ONNA!!" both Sango and Kagome yelled out together.

Sango grabbed hold of her hiraikotsu but Miroku stopped her. "I'll take care of this one." Sango looked at him with a startled and wary expression. "Inuyasha, Miss Kagome get behind me," he finished while removing the prayer beads from around his wrist.

"No. Don't waste your Wind Tunnel on this low life," Inuyasha insulted.

That was the last straw for Wufei. He drew his katana and crouched into a fighting stance. "Fine. We'll do this my way if your so intent on a fight. Sword to sword."

Inuyasha drew his sword, but he noticed, quite belatedly, that it didn't transform into its most powerful form. "What the hell is going on?! Why won't you transform?!" he asked the sword. (AN- great. now Inu-chan's talking to an inanimate object) He felt someone touch his shoulder and turn him around. He looked at Miroku with a confused look.

"Inuyasha, the Tetsusaiga won't transform because the one you are attempting to fight is a human, remember?" Miroku stated, becoming the voice of reason. (AN- weird...)

"Then I'll fight you!" Kagome said standing proud.

"An onna? Fight me?" Wufei started to stutter. "I don't think so."

"Yeah Kagome you shouldn't fight that guy. He looks really good," Shippo said looking adorable as usual.

"I am gonna fight him, and I'll,..."

"No Kagome. I'll fight him," Sango intervened.

"You?!" By now Wufei was almost on the floor with laughter. "What? Are you actually planning on fighting me?"

"Yes, I am, and if you insist on sword to sword I'll use mine." She drew her short sword (AN- I don't know if that's what it really is and if anyone does know, I'd love to hear it.) and got into her own stance.

Wufei stood back up after being bent over from laughing so hard. He looked at her incredulously and asked, "Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Then let's begin."

Wufei positioned his katana in a standard defensive position while Sango took an offensive one. Sango flew at him with a side swipe of her sword but Wufei was able to dodge it, catching his katana with her sword. This onna doesn't know what she's getting into, he thought as he pushed her back to her side of the mat. He advanced on her before she had a chance to recover and pinned her to the floor with his katana at her neck. "An onna could never beat me."

"Get off!" Sango was able to say and shoved him out of her way. She stood picked up her short sword and stamped off to the group. "I lost to an arrogent Chinese man."

"Alright, now that that's over. Tell me who you people are and how in the hell did you get through my roof?" Wufei demanded.

Kagome stood out front and started to introduce everyone. "My name is Kagome Higarashi. This, as you already know, is Inuyasha. The one in purple is Miroku. The woman you just fought is called Sango and this cute little guy right here is Shippo, and this is,..." she stopped as she looked behind her and didn't see Sesshoumaru and his little henchman and the little girl that followed him everywhere. "Hey, where's Sesshoumaru?"

"Who the hell cares?" Inuyasha questioned with his arms crossed and his hands shoved up his sleeves.

"Yeah, you're right," she replied.

"Why are you people still here?" Wufei asked, begining to get extremely irritated.

"Oh sorry, your Highness," Sango said sarcastically, "we'll just leave now." She started to walk towards the dojo exit but was stopped again by Miroku.

"Wait. We still don't know anything about where we are. That light just came out of nowhere. (AN- Nowhere Land again. do you think this all might have something with Heero's gun?) We have no idea what this place is like, Sango. We need some help," he added the last while looking grimly at Wufei.

Wufei caught the look and started to back away. "No. I'm not going to help you to do anything. You can just be on your way now, sayonara," he told them. The blatent brush off didn't help the fact that he was being advanced upon by two very angry women. Suddenly, he was caught in a strong headlock by Sango and had his sword taken away by Kagome. Now he was defenseless against the two women who had been waiting to strangle him for the past few minutes.

"Now, you are going to help us whether you want to or not, understood?" Kagome asked as she watched Wufei's face turn red.

He just nodded. The choke wasn't helping him to talk.

"Great," she ended and Sango let him go. "There. Now we have a guide."

Grudgingly, Wufei stood up again and motioned for Kagome to give his katana back to him. She shook her head and stepped behind Inuyasha. "I won't help you if you don't give it back." From behind Inuyasha, she cautiously gave it back to him. "Good. I'll take you to someone who might actually get me out of this situation. Follow me."

The group began the long walk to Quatre's mansion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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