"You've activated my trap card, Yugi," said Kaiba, gloating as he flipped one of his cards over. "As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to _." As Kaiba said this, he pulled a white card out of his hand. "Now, I combine that black card with this white card: Everything." Kaiba combined the two cards, and a stereotypical housewife appeared on the face. "This woman is now the mother of Neil Patrick Harris AND your Bottom Boys. And she's prepared to deal with everything you can throw at her."
"GAH!" said Yugi, taken back by what Kaiba had just done.
"I'll be honest, I thought that the Everything card would end up being a chaotic mess," said Kaiba. "But now I can focus its awesome power on crushing you, Yugi. There's no way you can defeat…"
"Not so fast, Kaiba," said Yugi.
"Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me!" snapped Kaiba.
"Yes Kaiba, I have a card that I feel will counter yours nicely," said Yugi, running his fingers on one of his white cards. "However, I'm going to choose not to play it just yet."
"Hmmpf," scoffed Kaiba. "You've got nothing. There's no way you can defeat Everything. It literally encompasses the whole of reality. You're just trying to bluff to scare me."
"Oh no Kaiba, I have something," said Yugi. "But I just don't think it'll be appropriate to play it yet. Besides, we're basically at a stalemate right now, so I'm not too concerned at this point. Just one question though."
"Okay…" said Kaiba, somewhat suspicious of where this was going.
"You said that this woman is the mother of rambunctious BOYS, right?" asked Yugi.
"Yeah…" said Kaiba, trying to figure out why Yugi emphasized the word boys in his question. "What are you getting at, Moto?"
"Oh, nothing," said Yugi, a slight smirk flashing across his face. "Are you done with your turn yet, Kaiba?"
"For now, yes," said Kaiba. "Make your move."
"I only have one thing to do," said Yugi, pulling out a black card. "I play this face down, ready for the moment to strike."
"That's quite the defensive wall you've made there Yugi," said Kaiba. "It would be a shame if someone destroyed it."
"Do your worst, Kaiba," said Yugi.